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Title: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 25, 2008, 10:22:47 PM
Betty or Wilma

Pirates or Ninjas

Traditional or Extra-Crispy

Yes or No

Mauve or Charteuse

Gary Coleman or Steve Guttenberg

1 Eye or 3 Legs
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 25, 2008, 10:25:40 PM
Betty or Wilma Definitely Betty, but not the Rosie O'Donnell variety

Pirates or Ninjas Pirates, Ninjas are the ghey!

Traditional or Extra-Crispy Traditional, call me old fashioned.

Yes or No for you, YESH.

Mauve or Charteuse Chartreuse

Gary Coleman or Steve Guttenberg Tossup!

1 Eye or 3 Legs The third leg, definitely  :naughty:
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 25, 2008, 10:26:29 PM
Betty or Wilma

Pirates or Ninjas

Traditional or Extra-Crispy

Yes or No

Mauve or Charteuse

Gary Coleman or Steve Guttenberg

1 Eye or 3 Legs

creamy or chunky?

mayo or miracle whip?

ginger or mary anne?

this one has been done to death :-)
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 25, 2008, 10:27:34 PM
Betty or Wilma
Betty of course.


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Pirates or Ninjas
Pirate Ninjas

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Traditional or Extra-Crispy
Extra Crispy

Quote
Yes or No
No

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Mauve or Charteuse
Sunset Adobe

Quote
Gary Coleman or Steve Guttenberg
Trick question.  They are the same person.

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1 Eye or 3 Legs
3 legs so you can waltz.


YOU THINK THIS IS CONTROVERSIAL?????

You didn't ask:

Ginger or Mary Anne?

Picard or Kirk?

Star Wars or Star Trek?


Your bar is low...
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: ReardenSteel on March 25, 2008, 10:27:56 PM
Betty or Wilma

Pirates or Ninjas

Traditional or Extra-Crispy

Yes or No

Mauve or Charteuse (pass)

Gary Coleman or Steve Guttenberg (police acadamy's funny to a kid)

1 Eye or 3 Legs (works on a pirate)

Hope I passed.  :-)

On Edit:

Ginger or Mary Anne?

Picard or Kirk?

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Crunchy PB on a sandwitch, Creamy PB for crackers, celery, apples or chocolate.

Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 25, 2008, 10:29:31 PM
Betty or Wilma   As Schade said, Betty, but not the Rosie O'Donnell version (Jane Krakowski did a better job in one of the other live movies, I think).

Pirates or Ninjas   Pirates are SEXY!  :naughty:

Traditional or Extra-Crispy   Extra crispy

Yes or No  Umm, what happens if I say yes?

Mauve or Charteuse  Mauve

Gary Coleman or Steve Guttenberg    Steve Guttenberg (I always liked him in the movie "It Takes Two" )

1 Eye or 3 Legs  uhhh... 3 legs, I guess.  LOL
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Lord Undies on March 25, 2008, 10:30:25 PM
Betty or Wilma

Pirates or Ninjas

Traditional or Extra-Crispy

Yes or No

Mauve or Charteuse

Gary Coleman or Steve Guttenberg

1 Eye or 3 Legs

2, 1, 1, 1, ?, 2, 2.  
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: ReardenSteel on March 25, 2008, 10:35:25 PM
wilma says bollocks   :o :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qwuUKy3-U
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 25, 2008, 10:40:51 PM
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Ginger or Mary Anne?

Picard or Kirk?

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Ginger, Kirk and Star Trek. What did I win?
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 25, 2008, 10:42:40 PM
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Ginger or Mary Anne?

Picard or Kirk?

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Ginger, Kirk and Star Trek. What did I win?


BBZZZT!

The answer was MARY ANN, Kirk and Star Trek!

You get 2/3 of my undying admiration.  But since it is undying, you can certainly do the math.
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 25, 2008, 10:43:37 PM
Betty and Wilma
Nijas
Traditional
Yes
Charteuse
Steve Guttenberg
1 eye
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 25, 2008, 10:46:21 PM
Betty and Wilma
Nijas
Traditional
Yes
Charteuse
Steve Guttenberg
1 eye
Ginger or Mary Anne?
Picard or Kirk?
Star Trek or Star Wars?
Jiinnantonix on the rocks or straight up???

Answer Jedi scum!
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 25, 2008, 10:46:39 PM
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Ginger or Mary Anne?

Picard or Kirk?

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Ginger, Kirk and Star Trek. What did I win?


BBZZZT!

The answer was MARY ANN, Kirk and Star Trek!

You get 2/3 of my undying admiration.  But since it is undying, you can certainly do the math.


I knew it was Mary Ann, but I am Ginger type of girl. kwim?

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/969/kdrlorangedf1.jpg)
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 25, 2008, 10:49:21 PM
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Ginger or Mary Anne?

Picard or Kirk?

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Ginger, Kirk and Star Trek. What did I win?


BBZZZT!

The answer was MARY ANN, Kirk and Star Trek!

You get 2/3 of my undying admiration.  But since it is undying, you can certainly do the math.


I knew it was Mary Ann, but I am Ginger type of girl. kwim?

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/969/kdrlorangedf1.jpg)
We can shove a brunette wig on you.  Can you go in the back and change to a short gingham dress with that under-thing that pushes forward?  We might not even need the wig...
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 25, 2008, 10:50:06 PM
Betty and Wilma
Nijas
Traditional
Yes
Charteuse
Steve Guttenberg
1 eye
Ginger or Mary Anne?
Picard or Kirk?
Star Trek or Star Wars?
Jiinnantonix on the rocks or straight up???

Answer Jedi scum!
Ginger and Mary Anne
Sheridan
Babylon 5
straight up.
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: asdf2231 on March 25, 2008, 10:52:19 PM
Betty or Wilma (Wilma. I would SO wreck that shit)

Pirates or Ninjas (Pirates. Ever see a Ninja get wildly rodgered by drunken island girls?)

Traditional or Extra-Crispy (Extra Crispy.  Keep the chicken and give me the skin.)

Yes or No (Perhaps.)

Mauve or Charteuse (When did you come out of the closet? A straight guy would ask Pink or Green. :-))

Gary Coleman or Steve Guttenberg (How long will I be stranded on the island?)

1 Eye or 3 Legs (One eye. Leela is hot!)
(http://futuramathemovie.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/leela-futurama.png)
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 25, 2008, 11:05:33 PM
Betty and Wilma
Nijas
Traditional
Yes
Charteuse
Steve Guttenberg
1 eye
Ginger or Mary Anne?
Picard or Kirk?
Star Trek or Star Wars?
Jiinnantonix on the rocks or straight up???

Answer Jedi scum!
Ginger and Mary Anne
Sheridan
Babylon 5
straight up.

Sheridan vs. Kirk.  THAT is real match-up.  I was cool with B5 until the Shadows slunk away like scolded children.
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Lauri on March 25, 2008, 11:07:04 PM

Wilma

Pirates

Extra-Crispy

Yes

Charteuse

Steve Guttenberg

1 Eye
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 26, 2008, 12:59:18 AM
Betty or Wilma

Pirates or Ninjas

Traditional or Extra-Crispy

Yes or No

Mauve or Charteuse

Gary Coleman or Steve Guttenberg

1 Eye or 3 Legs

Betty

Ninjas (my son is studying Ninjutsu so I have to pick that one...though his best friend has a tattoo across his chest that says "A pirates life for me" so I supposed I could've gone either way)

Extra Crispy

Yes...definitely!

Mauve (wearing that color right now, ironically)

Steve Guttenberg (he at least is funny)

1 eye (what the heck would I do with an extra leg?)

Cindie












Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on March 26, 2008, 01:07:43 AM
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Ginger or Mary Anne?

Picard or Kirk?

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Ginger, Kirk and Star Trek. What did I win?


BBZZZT!

The answer was MARY ANN, Kirk and Star Trek!

You get 2/3 of my undying admiration.  But since it is undying, you can certainly do the math.


I knew it was Mary Ann, but I am Ginger type of girl. kwim?

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/969/kdrlorangedf1.jpg)

I'm a Maryann dude...

but....you are defiintely an exception.
 

 :naughty:
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 26, 2008, 01:15:20 AM
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Ginger or Mary Anne?
Picard or Kirk?
Star Trek or Star Wars?
Jiinnantonix on the rocks or straight up???

Mary Anne...Ginger always seemed too desperate to me...poor girl should've packed a vibrator or something.

Picard (actually Q, but he wasn't a captain)

Star Wars...NO comparison...one gave rise to tribbles, the other Darth Vader

straight up

Cindie
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 26, 2008, 06:53:15 AM
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Ginger or Mary Anne?
Picard or Kirk?
Star Trek or Star Wars?
Jiinnantonix on the rocks or straight up???

Mary Anne...Ginger always seemed too desperate to me...poor girl should've packed a vibrator or something.

Picard (actually Q, but he wasn't a captain)

Star Wars...NO comparison...one gave rise to tribbles, the other Darth Vader

straight up

Cindie

Ginger? Desperate? I shall have to inform myself of that!  :lmao:
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: VivisMom on March 26, 2008, 07:08:02 AM
Betty or Wilma

Pirates or Ninjas

Traditional or Extra-Crispy

Yes or No

Mauve or Charteuse

Gary Coleman or Steve Guttenberg

1 Eye or 3 Legs

Dino
Ninja WARRIOR
Grilled
Maybe?
Puce
Wilford Brimley
The Professor
Mulder
Spaceballs
Cosmopolitans
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 26, 2008, 07:29:05 AM
Paper or plastic...money.
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: jtyangel on March 26, 2008, 08:06:03 AM
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Ginger or Mary Anne?

Picard or Kirk?

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Ginger, Kirk and Star Trek. What did I win?


BBZZZT!

The answer was MARY ANN, Kirk and Star Trek!

You get 2/3 of my undying admiration.  But since it is undying, you can certainly do the math.


I knew it was Mary Ann, but I am Ginger type of girl. kwim?

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/969/kdrlorangedf1.jpg)
We can shove a brunette wig on you.  Can you go in the back and change to a short gingham dress with that under-thing that pushes forward?  We might not even need the wig...


freedumb, who knew.  :naughty: :-)
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: SilverOrchid on March 26, 2008, 11:07:22 AM
Pffffft. Mayo or mustard?
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Rebel Yell on March 26, 2008, 11:11:14 AM

Betty or Wilma

Pirates or Ninjas

Traditional or Extra-Crispy

Yes or No

Mauve or Charteuse Wouldn't know 'em if I saw 'em, just nkow they're colors.

Gary Coleman or Steve Guttenberg (police acadamy's funny to a kid)

1 Eye or 3 Legs (works on a pirate)


Ginger or Mary Anne?

Picard or Kirk?

Star Wars or Star Trek?

And ketchup on my scrambled eggs.

Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: DixieBelle on March 26, 2008, 11:12:03 AM
Hydrox or Oreos?
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 26, 2008, 11:17:17 AM
Coke or Pepsi?

*runs like H*ll*
 :-)
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Rebel Yell on March 26, 2008, 11:19:34 AM
Coke or Pepsi?

*runs like H*ll*
 :-)
No self respecting Georgian drinks Pepsi. :censored:
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: DixieBelle on March 26, 2008, 11:30:44 AM
Oh hell. It's on! :-)
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: SilverOrchid on March 26, 2008, 11:42:39 AM
Cool Whip or Rediwhip? :-)







*hides from BEG*
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Flame on March 26, 2008, 11:46:27 AM
Cool Whip or Rediwhip? :-)







*hides from BEG*

I just don't know how ANYONE can eat all those chemicals they call "whipped topping"...I mean it's just as easy to whip up some fresh whipped cream!     :whatever: :-) :uhsure:




(Just call me Flamewiththenumbers   :-))
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: DixieBelle on March 26, 2008, 11:50:36 AM
Cool Whip or Rediwhip? :-)







*hides from BEG*

I just don't know how ANYONE can eat all those chemicals they call "whipped topping"...I mean it's just as easy to whip up some fresh whipped cream!     :whatever: :-) :uhsure:




(Just call me Flamewiththenumbers   :-))
:bwah: Must be how they do it in your snooty zip code :-)
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Flame on March 26, 2008, 12:09:05 PM
:bwah: Must be how they do it in your snooty zip code :-)

"snooty zip code"??????? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
sorry...just had to laugh.  I've lived in small towns, but living here is extreme even I never expected. 
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: SilverOrchid on March 26, 2008, 12:13:44 PM
Cool Whip or Rediwhip? :-)







*hides from BEG*

I just don't know how ANYONE can eat all those chemicals they call "whipped topping"...I mean it's just as easy to whip up some fresh whipped cream!     :whatever: :-) :uhsure:




(Just call me Flamewiththenumbers   :-))

It is ghastly, really. :-)
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: jtyangel on March 26, 2008, 12:21:46 PM
Pffffft. Mayo or mustard?

Thank you!

And mustard, ftr! :-)
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: jtyangel on March 26, 2008, 12:22:44 PM
Coke or Pepsi?

*runs like H*ll*
 :-)

diet pepsi...or for the midwesterners...diet pop...(I've always wondered how they differentiate their 'pop' up in the midwest) :uhsure:
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: SilverOrchid on March 26, 2008, 12:24:29 PM
Pffffft. Mayo or mustard?

Thank you!

And mustard, ftr! :-)

Mayo here. :-)

Oh, and I drink Coke. Drinking some right now, as matter of fact. Best breakfast drink EVER!
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 26, 2008, 12:56:03 PM
Coke or Pepsi?

*runs like H*ll*
 :-)

diet pepsi...or for the midwesterners...diet pop...(I've always wondered how they differentiate their 'pop' up in the midwest) :uhsure:
We don't! We wait for you brilliant southern folks to educate us :bird: :-)
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Lauri on March 26, 2008, 12:59:42 PM
Hydrox or Oreos?



definitely Oreos!

M&Ms or Smarties?
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 26, 2008, 01:37:12 PM
Coke or Pepsi?

*runs like H*ll*
 :-)

diet pepsi...or for the midwesterners...diet pop...(I've always wondered how they differentiate their 'pop' up in the midwest) :uhsure:
In the south, you will be asked what kind of Coke you want.  Acceptable answers are regular, diet, Dr Pepper, Sprite, etc.  Typically if you say Pepsi, you will get a Coke and an evil look.
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: jtyangel on March 26, 2008, 02:22:42 PM
Coke or Pepsi?

*runs like H*ll*
 :-)

diet pepsi...or for the midwesterners...diet pop...(I've always wondered how they differentiate their 'pop' up in the midwest) :uhsure:
We don't! We wait for you brilliant southern folks to educate us :bird: :-)

I never knew when liberals said 'disadvantaged' they were referring to those from the midwest.  :-) :bolt: :therock: :rocker:
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: jtyangel on March 26, 2008, 02:23:40 PM
Hydrox or Oreos?



definitely Oreos!

M&Ms or Smarties?

m&ms...I actually don't care for smarties. My mother scorns me with all her Britishness for it too... :-)
Title: Re: WARNING: Most Controversial Thread on CC
Post by: Chris_ on March 26, 2008, 02:24:34 PM
Pffffft. Mayo or mustard?

Thank you!

And mustard, ftr! :-)

Mayo here. :-)

Oh, and I drink Coke. Drinking some right now, as matter of fact. Best breakfast drink EVER!

Amen!  You are likely to be publicly humiliated in Georgia if you are caught drinking Pepsi here. :p 

*goes to grab a Cherry Coke*