The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on August 26, 2010, 09:10:04 AM
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The woman was initially stopped by the police in Elmwood Place, close to Cincinnati in Ohio, because her car had illegally tinted windows. But when the woman, identified as 36-year-old Colondra Hamilton, pulled over, the police officer discovered exactly why she might not want people to see into her car.
Hamilton was discovered with her trousers unzipped, with a vibrator in her lap, while watching a porn video on a laptop that was helpfully being held a by a friend in the passenger seat.
Police Officer Ross Gilbert gave Hamilton a traffic ticket charging her with 'driving with inappropriate alertness', as well as having illegally tinted windows. She is due to appear in court next Tuesday.
'It's very unusual,' Gilbert said, with masterful understatement. 'This is a first for me.'
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/839183-woman-charged-for-driving-with-sex-toy-while-watching-porn-video
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That woman should have been required to have her windows tinted even darker.
(http://media2.myfoxdfw.com//photo/2010/08/25/Colondra-Hamilton_20100825181016_320_240.JPG)
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At least it wasn't texting. :uhsure:
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That woman should have been required to have her windows tinted even darker.
(http://media2.myfoxdfw.com//photo/2010/08/25/Colondra-Hamilton_20100825181016_320_240.JPG)
Yeah, I guess it was the height of foolishness to have hoped she looked like the sweaty naked cop car-stealing chick, huh? :p
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This whole story is so gross. What is wrong with people?
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Guess she was taking the vibrator for a test drive......
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Why is this question rattling around in my head?
"Well....did she 'finish' the job, or not?"
:coffee:
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/839183-woman-charged-for-driving-with-sex-toy-while-watching-porn-video
Bijou, where do you find these things ?
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Bijou, where do you find these things ?
Heh. The Metro is actually my local free morning newspaper, so I see those in print first. Otherwise I just check the various 'weird news' sections in newspapers and blogs on the 'net.
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Bijou, where do you find these things ?
This mornings paper. A major rag.
http://www.freep.com/article/20100826/NEWS07/100826029/1322/Police-Driver-distracted-by-sex-toy
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For the love of God, why is it ALWAYS the ugly ones?
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For the love of God, why is it ALWAYS the ugly ones?
Because the non-ugly ones don't need vibrators? :tongue:
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This isn't all that unusuall. Back in the day Yahoo had a message board about this very thing.
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...and to think it probably all started innocently enough with a cell phone set to vibrate...and then she moved on to the hard stuff ....and became A-dick-ted.
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...and to think it probably all started innocently enough with a cell phone set to vibrate...and then she moved on to the hard stuff ....and became A-dick-ted.
:hammer: :hammer:
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Because the non-ugly ones don't need vibrators? :tongue:
Variety is the spice of life, dear. It's when that's ALL you can get that you need to worry.
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Variety is the spice of life, dear. It's when that's ALL you can get that you need to worry.
guess I should have put "need" in capital letters...... :uhsure:
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Women like her need to keep it in her house