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Title: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: thundley4 on August 24, 2010, 12:15:37 PM
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glowing   (1000+ posts)             Tue Aug-24-10 01:01 PM
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So, I just voted in the fl primary. And it was not a good experience.
   
Edited on Tue Aug-24-10 01:06 PM by glowing
We had to turn OFF our cell phones before entering the building. No picture policy. Then, I go to sign in and the lady questions my signature from my I'D with my picture and address on it. She's not sure that my handwriting is a match. I literally emptied my purse with bills and cc and voter I'D card. Finally, she says ok. However, this is not the first time they have tried to play this game with me. I vote everytime there is a primary OR an election. And while I'm 31, most would assume that I am 26. As well, I live in the part of the county that that is red, red, red. I honestly think it's all a hoax. If I hadn't made a stink and emptied my purse, she would have given me a "we'll see if you qualify later ballot". I wonder now how many of these grey haired republican poll workers try this game with the younger crowd or someone with darker shade to their skin than mine.

It's going to be an interesting election year; that's for sure.

Oh almost forgot, the opti scan is supposed to work any way u insert the card. Today, the only optiscan was having issues with ballots fed right side up.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9006459

It's still a small bonfire.
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GreenPartyVoter   (1000+ posts)             Tue Aug-24-10 01:04 PM
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1. Dollars to donuts you weren't the only one to have a poor experience today. :^(
 
glowing   (1000+ posts)             Tue Aug-24-10 01:07 PM
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2. I'll be interested to hear any other problems happening.
   
the 3 way senate race is going to make for some crazy politics coming up.

 
brooklynite (1000+ posts)           Tue Aug-24-10 01:08 PM
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3. Depending on where you are...
   
You usually have an immediate right to go to Court and get a Order allowing you to vote. They assume most people don't want to go through the trouble, and therefore offer the provisional ballot.

marybourg   (968 posts)           Tue Aug-24-10 01:11 PM
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4. You're displaying overt ageism. Her's is only guessed at. nt.
   
 
MineralMan   (1000+ posts)               Tue Aug-24-10 01:12 PM
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5. Even though photo id's are not required in MN, I always take
   
both my MNDL and passport with me, just in case I'm questioned or if I find that someone has already used my name to vote.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: NHSparky on August 24, 2010, 12:54:05 PM
Time to dust off the old Diebold theories again.

Tell ya what, DUmmies--if you hate Diebold so much, give me all your credit and ATM cards, since it's painfully apparent they are corrupted as well.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 24, 2010, 01:15:08 PM
Well, if you're 31, but only look like you're 26, then of course it's understandable the worker would have problems with the ID!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: Texacon on August 24, 2010, 02:53:27 PM
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glowing   (1000+ posts)             Tue Aug-24-10 01:01 PM
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 I wonder now how many of these grey haired republican poll workers try this game with the younger crowd or someone with darker shade to their skin than mine.

So anyone younger than 31 or darker than the OP'er is too stupid to know what to do?!   :o

KC
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: jukin on August 24, 2010, 03:21:31 PM
Two words lurking DUmbasses:

Blood. Bath.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: Chris_ on August 24, 2010, 03:28:04 PM
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Tue Aug-24-10 01:25 PM
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7. My wife and I voted earlier, no problems at all, nice positive experience
   
Yes, they were all pukes working there! I walked in and asked out loud:

"Where do proud Democrats vote?"
:bouncy::jerkit:

I voted in two primaries this year and couldn't tell you what party any of the poll workers belonged to.  I don't know why these DUmmy assholes want to harass unpaid volunteers, but it seems like they enjoy it.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: BEG on August 24, 2010, 03:39:37 PM
:bouncy::jerkit:

I voted in two primaries this year and couldn't tell you what party any of the poll workers belonged to.  I don't know why these DUmmy assholes want to harass unpaid volunteers, but it seems like they enjoy it.

I bet they didn't harass you because you look like a repuke.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: diesel driver on August 24, 2010, 03:39:43 PM
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7. My wife and I voted earlier, no problems at all, nice positive experience
  
Yes, they were all pukes working there! I walked in and asked out loud:

"Where do proud Democrats vote?"

To which the poll worker answered:  "They don't!  There is no such thing as a proud Democrat, only stupid ones!"
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: formerlurker on August 24, 2010, 03:42:14 PM
Did those grey hair republican poll workers look like this?


(http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/new-black-panthers1.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: formerlurker on August 24, 2010, 03:44:08 PM
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Yes, they were all pukes working there! I walked in and asked out loud:

Wow, impressive!  He "asked out loud" too -- as opposed to asking not out loud.     He is a rebel baby.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on August 24, 2010, 03:52:24 PM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/overlay_images.png)

 :-)

I live in Floriduuh. And I can assure you that everything these people are saying is bullshyt.   :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: Texacon on August 24, 2010, 03:54:19 PM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/overlay_images.png)

 :-)

I live in Floriduuh. And I can assure you that everything these people are saying is bullshyt.   :mental:

Life is always drama and lies for a DUmmie.  Always.  Back when hurricane Ike rocked through our area one of the DUmmies was claiming to have driven over here and there were 'Bodies in the TREES!'.  It was a lie.

KC
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 24, 2010, 03:58:38 PM
Well, if you're 31, but only look like you're 26, then of course it's understandable the worker would have problems with the ID!

 :rotf:

Any bets on, "I'm 26 but look 41", is closer to the truth?

I'm 56 and it usually blows my clients away when they find out! They usually peg me for in my 40's, but I have to say a lot of my clients have been rode hard and put away wet, so it's understandable!

ETA:

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/overlay_images.png)

 :-)

I live in Floriduuh. And I can assure you that everything these people are saying is bullshyt.   :mental:

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Don't you know the VRWC know these asshats when they walk thru the door!

Life is always drama and lies for a DUmmie.  Always.  Back when hurricane Ike rocked through our area one of the DUmmies was claiming to have driven over here and there were 'Bodies in the TREES!'.  It was a lie.

KC

heh, heh! I remember that one! it was hilarious!
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: Chris_ on August 24, 2010, 03:59:54 PM
Any bets on, "I'm 26 but look 41", is closer to the truth?
:evillaugh:
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: Ballygrl on August 24, 2010, 04:03:25 PM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/overlay_images.png)

 :-)

I live in Floriduuh. And I can assure you that everything these people are saying is bullshyt.   :mental:

I just read a poll today and Rubio was leading Crist by 8 points and Meek by 23.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: Chris_ on August 24, 2010, 04:18:39 PM
I bet they didn't harass you because you look like a repuke.

I showerd, shaved, and brushed my teeth before going out that day.  I would make a lousy liberal.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 24, 2010, 04:26:53 PM
Any bets on, "I'm 26 but look 41", is closer to the truth?


Crack and meth will do that to you.....and it blurs your mirrors.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 24, 2010, 04:48:53 PM
Crack and meth will do that to you.....and it blurs your mirrors.

I can pretty much spot them as soon as I see them! Rotten teeth and a crater face is pretty easy to spot, even from a distance!
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 24, 2010, 05:05:50 PM
Ya know, most places I've lived, the poll workers were split evenly between the two major parties without regard to local demographics (Red state/blue state stuff), and they're generally old-timers who know each other very well, get along well, and take their job with all the seriousness they should.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: miskie on August 24, 2010, 05:10:44 PM
Yeah - this is just a setup for the coming stolen election cries - when DU refers to posts like these as proof positive when their people lose.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 24, 2010, 05:55:02 PM
I'll be glad when we go back to paper ballots....I could mark several paper ballots while waiting for the Diebold to go to the "next page".
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: USA4ME on August 24, 2010, 05:56:12 PM
It's the Democrat party primary and they're still looking for ways to claim their vote didn't get countred.   :loser:

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Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: Texacon on August 24, 2010, 05:59:17 PM
I'll be glad when we go back to paper ballots....I could mark several paper ballots while waiting for the Diebold to go to the "next page".

 :rotf:

KC
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: formerlurker on August 24, 2010, 06:02:09 PM
Ya know, most places I've lived, the poll workers were split evenly between the two major parties without regard to local demographics (Red state/blue state stuff), and they're generally old-timers who know each other very well, get along well, and take their job with all the seriousness they should.

There is supposed to be an official member of each party at every polling place to monitor the polls -- yet another reason why her story is total nonsense.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: Chris_ on August 24, 2010, 06:09:40 PM
I'll be glad when we go back to paper ballots....I could mark several paper ballots while waiting for the Diebold to go to the "next page".

After skipping past all the Democrats and other political leeches I didn't like enough to cast a vote for, I think it took me a whole thirty seconds to vote.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 24, 2010, 10:44:01 PM
Yeah, like ya know how the vote was stolen in Florida, even though the Dems ran the precincts!

Rove, you magnificent bastard!
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 25, 2010, 08:39:05 AM
Yeah - this is just a setup for the coming stolen election cries - when DU refers to posts like these as proof positive when their people lose.

I'm sure that Truth-Is-All already has multiple spreadsheets & bullshit theories ready for why it'll be a stolen election.  BANK IT! :-)
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: diesel driver on August 25, 2010, 09:30:37 AM
November is coming, and not even their mighty Lord Zero can save them.  DIEBOLD RULES!   :hi5:

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 25, 2010, 11:17:24 AM
I'm sure that Truth-Is-All already has multiple spreadsheets & bullshit theories ready for why it'll be a stolen election.  BANK IT! :-)

I'm sure that crazed loon is still obsessing about the 2004 election and reaching through the food tray slot of his rubber room to grab anyone pausing nearby, so he can explain his foundationally-flawed statistical theories of election theft to them...if he hasn't worked himself up to another, deadlier heart attack in the meantime, that is!
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 25, 2010, 11:44:58 AM
if he hasn't worked himself up to another, deadlier heart attack in the meantime, that is!

If it wasn't wrong to pray for someone's misfortune . . .  :banghead:
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 25, 2010, 12:08:50 PM
I'm sure that crazed loon is still obsessing about the 2004 election and reaching through the food tray slot of his rubber room to grab anyone pausing nearby, so he can explain his foundationally-flawed statistical theories of election theft to them...if he hasn't worked himself up to another, deadlier heart attack in the meantime, that is!

I just decided to peruse the Progressive Independent forum, and it just makes me laugh to read some of TIA's claims.  For instance, he has "evidence" that Nixon stole the election in 1968 and Bush stole it from Dukakis in 1988. :mental:

http://progressiveindependent.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=120&page=
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 25, 2010, 12:46:27 PM
I just decided to peruse the Progressive Independent forum, and it just makes me laugh to read some of TIA's claims.  For instance, he has "evidence" that Nixon stole the election in 1968 and Bush stole it from Dukakis in 1988. :mental:

http://progressiveindependent.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=120&page=

Just gotta be one of those "links" the DUmmies use when debating the facts with us conservatives, huh?

They pull this stuff right outa their nether region when their heads have to come out for air!
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: miskie on August 25, 2010, 02:55:19 PM
Just gotta be one of those "links" the DUmmies use when debating the facts with us conservatives, huh?

They pull this stuff right outa their nether region when their heads have to come out for air!

This is what they do - they deposit their own 'facts' here and there throughout moonbat friendly sites, and then refer to them as evidence later.

It the equivalent  of me writing 'Joe is gonna steal my lunch money ZOMG !!!111!!' with crayon on a coloring book page, sealing it in an envelope and mailing it to myself. Then a few months later when I discover I'm short for the vending machine, I pull the letter out of my ass, publicly rip it open , point an indignant finger at Joe and shout J'ACCUSE !!!11!!!

Joe has no idea what happened, but now I have this pre-dated 'prediction' of the future, fooling the intellectual lightweights. They immediately pull out their own anecdotal evidence about never trusting Joe, his shifty eyes, or his pockets always bulging with change.

And the manufactured 'truth' spreads on its own, and soon poor Joe is the head of a crime syndicate - responsible for shaking down hundreds of kids daily for their lunch money. And TIA makes a spreadsheet about it. 
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: Gwitness on August 25, 2010, 11:07:11 PM
I just decided to peruse the Progressive Independent forum, and it just makes me laugh to read some of TIA's claims.  For instance, he has "evidence" that Nixon stole the election in 1968 and Bush stole it from Dukakis in 1988. :mental:

http://progressiveindependent.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=120&page=

wtf?...looks like a 1 person forum...that loon TIA.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: Karin on August 26, 2010, 07:14:19 AM
Miskie..... :lmao:   and GWitness, you are absolutely correct.   :mental:

Did you guys see this?

Link to TIA's lone wolf forum (http://progressiveindependent.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=120&topic_id=4271)
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 26, 2010, 07:30:39 AM
Miskie..... :lmao:   and GWitness, you are absolutely correct.   :mental:

Did you guys see this?

Link to TIA's lone wolf forum (http://progressiveindependent.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=120&topic_id=4271)

Site says....An oasis of independent thought ...Yep, you're out there alright.
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: Karin on August 26, 2010, 09:36:22 AM
I meant our shout-out.  He wanted to be the winner of the Lifetime Achievement Award!  As if he's in TiT's league!  The very idea. 
Title: Re: DUmmie sets up the "Stolen election" meme.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 27, 2010, 10:25:54 AM
Link to TIA's lone wolf forum (http://progressiveindependent.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=120&topic_id=4271)

It wouldn't surprise me if he still managed to get himself banned.