The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on August 23, 2010, 03:12:15 PM
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Paris, France (CNN) -- French police believe they've gotten to the bottom of a series of robberies in which teenage girls exposed their breasts to distract men withdrawing money from Paris cash machines.
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Police say that on August 7, a man inserted a card into a cash machine in central Paris to withdraw money when two young females approached him and asked for money. The girls waved a newspaper at the man in an attempt to distract him, but the technique didn't work.
So the girls tried another strategy: One of them bared her breasts and put her hand on the man's genitals while the other took the opportunity to withdraw 300 euros, police said. ...
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/08/18/france.breast.robbery/#fbid=S4rVCI8cGtq&wom=true
The guy was also robbed on August 8th and August 9th, he was upset to find out they had been arrested by the 10th ... :-)
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Brings new meaning to the words "Stick Up".
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From above;
French police believe they've gotten to the bottom of a series of robberies in which teenage girls exposed their breasts to distract men withdrawing money from Paris cash machines.
That'll do it every time! :hi5:
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Brings new meaning to the words "Stick Up".
In related news: a new phrase in criminology is coined as older wymens join the trend - the "droop down."
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Here we find the difference between men and woman.
Man at ATM, any show of breasts from a young teen girl to great grandma will cause men to become confused and loose money.
Woman at an ATM, some dude exposes themselves, woman will shriek and run.-------However if the man is a Chippendale, dancing and singing, then woman will be waiting for the Full Monte. Stuff a few bucks in their trousers, collect their money and cannot wait to tell the Garden Club about their adventure.
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I would like to help the police in Paris find the girls.
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I would like to help the police in Paris find the girls.
Yea, I think I would have a natural "feel" for the investigation...
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It sounds like a well-rounded investigation is in order or for those who need things a little firmer, a perky questioning in a room equipped with not much more than a garden hose and a wet T-shirt would do nicely.
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Yea, I think I would have a natural "feel" for the investigation...
And of course you would nip this crimewave in the bud.
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:picsneeded:
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It sounds like a well-rounded investigation is in order or for those who need things a little firmer, a perky questioning in a room equipped with not much more than a garden hose and a wet T-shirt would do nicely.
:hammer: :rotf: :rotf:
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Police lineup, "Sir. Do you recognize any of these breast?"
Victim, "No...but I would like a closer look at #3."
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And of course you would nip this crimewave in the bud.
As much as he would like to cleave(age) to it, I bet it would be more TA TA for now!
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To lift this investigation to the next level, the cops are gonna have to separate the two. Probably one of those underwire things hidden away somewhere.
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To lift this investigation to the next level, the cops are gonna have to separate the two. Probably one of those underwire things hidden away somewhere.
Maybe they should just have em share a few jugs of wine. It is France, after all. Not Bali.
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Maybe they should just have em share a few jugs of wine. It is France, after all. Not Bali.
Oh, I dunno. I suspect there are lots of jugs in Bali. Perky, upturned jugs as well, i.e., those with handles.
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I would like to help the police in Paris find the girls.
I hear ya brother. I volunteer to be "robbed"! :naughty: :cheersmate:
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I hear ya brother. I volunteer to be "robbed"! :naughty: :cheersmate:
repeatedly, just to be sure. :-)
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repeatedly, just to be sure. :-)
YES! "just to be sure"! :cheersmate: :cheersmate: