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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on August 19, 2010, 02:20:22 PM
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A WOMAN stripped off naked in front of dozens of people having breakfast at a popular Darwin restaurant yesterday.
Witnesses said the woman took off all her clothes after she and another woman had a full-on fist fight over a man. ...
Read more: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/naked-fist-fight-shocks-cafe-patrons/story-e6frflri-1225907125518#ixzz0x55wbC7M
I can barely believe this actually happened.
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******* IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How come this kinda stuff NEVER happens when I go out to eat?!?!?!? :banghead:
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******* IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How come this kinda stuff NEVER happens when I go out to eat?!?!?!? :banghead:
psssssssssssttttt......pun thread..... :-)
I can barely believe this actually happened.
Ok, who ordered the strip steak????
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psssssssssssttttt......pun thread..... :-)
Ok, who ordered the strip steak????
Oh!!! I'll have the red snapper, please... :evillaugh:
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Oh!!! I'll have the red snapper, please... :evillaugh:
I ordered the meatballs and nude-ls.
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******* IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How come this kinda stuff NEVER happens when I go out to eat?!?!?!? :banghead:
The naked truth is that you just don't go to the right places. :(
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I ordered the meatballs and nude-ls.
Clam strip(s) for me.
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Read more: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/naked-fist-fight-shocks-cafe-patrons/story-e6frflri-1225907125518#ixzz0x55wbC7M
I can barely believe this actually happened.
This is no shit, once while working PM shift at a local mill, I stopped off at a local watering hole to doff a duff to quench my thirst before tucking in for the night. I deliberately avoided the bucket 'o blood a few doors down hoping to avoid the local ruffians. There I was sitting at the bar having a quiet pint when two 'ladies' at a table in the corner began discussing each other's relative{'s} virtues in loud voices. Next thing I know the larger of the two spins the other one down the bar (removing her top in the process) and proceeds to stomp the crap out of her until the friendly bar tender whacked her up side the head with what looked to be a Louisville Slugger.
I didn't bother finishing my beer, just left and never looked back. Naked is not a good look on some women.
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Three uniformed officers, in a paddy wagon and a sedan, arrived at the scene before giving the woman an on-the-spot fine and taking her to her home to Moulden, in Palmerston
Read more: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/naked-fist-fight-shocks-cafe-patrons/story-e6frflri-1225907125518#ixzz0x5FXolSN
Took 3 Smokie Bares to drive nekkid woman home....1 to drive, 2 to stare, uh watch over her.
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Breast and thigh meat for me. Hold the gravy.
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Was one of these needed, I wonder:
:spork:
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Talk about Naked Lunch......................
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Was one of these needed, I wonder:
:spork:
In my case yes, yes it was. That memory is seared, seared, I tell you into my memory.
If only I had been packin' on of these:
(http://a.imageshack.us/img121/138/sporksull.jpg)
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psssssssssssttttt......pun thread..... :-)
Ok, who ordered the strip steak????
From the article:
"Police said a 39-year-old woman had to be picked up from the median strip on Dick Ward Drive after she bared all in front of the Cool Spot Cafe in Fannie Bay."
No fracking way...
WHAT'S HER DU NAME?!
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This is what you get for serving Darwin Stubbys (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_bottle#Australia.27s_.22Darwin_Stubby.22) for breakfast.
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This is what you get for serving Darwin Stubbys (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_bottle#Australia.27s_.22Darwin_Stubby.22) for breakfast.
:o
that would be a lot no matter what time of day!!