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Title: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: Madam Firecracker on August 18, 2010, 09:35:24 PM
http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/thestew/2010/08/meat-man-parfait-at-illinois-state-fair.html#tp

Gotta come with bacon sprinkles to be perfect  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: debk on August 18, 2010, 09:44:38 PM
If you could figure out how to keep them hot, those would be fun for a tailgate!
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: BEG on August 18, 2010, 10:16:54 PM
It looks way gross.
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: Thor on August 18, 2010, 10:42:49 PM
It's missing some cole slaw and french fries.....
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: PatriotGame on August 18, 2010, 10:45:41 PM
It looks way gross.
Indeed!

The only thing missing is more cowbell.
My heart hurts just looking at it...
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: NHSparky on August 18, 2010, 11:10:33 PM
It looks way gross.

Looks pretty tame, actually.  Just because it's in a cup and not on a plate?  Gross?

I mean, you are my Internetz cutie and all, but man up, so to speak.

Now THIS, my dear BEG...THIS is bile-churning GROSS:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l456liPZXM1qc5kdko1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: Wineslob on August 19, 2010, 12:11:06 PM
Ok, who crapped on a plate?!
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on August 19, 2010, 02:24:52 PM
Ok, who crapped on a plate?!

It took MONTHS for me to get "Two Chicks and a Cup" out of my head, and now you've gone and hit me in the face with it.

Niiiice.  :banghead:
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: Wineslob on August 19, 2010, 04:15:24 PM
Ya, but ya gotta love the pickle in there for texture.
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: PatriotGame on August 19, 2010, 11:23:13 PM
Looks pretty tame, actually.  Just because it's in a cup and not on a plate?  Gross?

I mean, you are my Internetz cutie and all, but man up, so to speak.

Now THIS, my dear BEG...THIS is bile-churning GROSS:

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l456liPZXM1qc5kdko1_500.jpg)
Yummy! I like pickles...no wait!
I like turtles better...

[youtube=425,350]CMNry4PE93Y[/youtube]
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: Karin on August 20, 2010, 08:27:38 AM
NHSparky, you come right back here and tell us what the hell that is. 

As for the parfait, I don't think I'd get one, but I can see how some guys would like such a thing.  You know what they do around here?  A walking taco.  They take a small bag of Doritos, open it up, then dump in the contents of a taco.  Beef, cheese, lettuce, sour cream.  Stick a spork in it and there you go. 
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: Godot showed up on August 20, 2010, 08:41:09 AM
Sparks' looks like a chicken cutlet with bacon and cheese and other toppings. Please give it here; me eat. Arteries are for clogging. I'm positive Adam Richman would down that fast enough.
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: IassaFTots on August 20, 2010, 08:56:03 AM
NHSparky, you come right back here and tell us what the hell that is. 

As for the parfait, I don't think I'd get one, but I can see how some guys would like such a thing.  You know what they do around here?  A walking taco.  They take a small bag of Doritos, open it up, then dump in the contents of a taco.  Beef, cheese, lettuce, sour cream.  Stick a spork in it and there you go. 

Walking Frito Pie here.  Bag of Fritos, Chili, Onions, Cheese and spork.
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: debk on August 20, 2010, 10:07:35 AM
Walking Frito Pie here.  Bag of Fritos, Chili, Onions, Cheese and spork.

We have Petro's here...."Petro"a round cardboard container (like a deli salad) in 3 or 4 different sizes. Layered - Fritos, chili, cheese, onions, lettuce, tomato, sour cream.

And Krystal's for breakfast ...."Scrambler" round container ... grits, sausage patty or bacon, scrambled eggs, cheese, "Sausage Gravy Scrambler" ... scrambled eggs, sausage patty, Sawmill sausage gravy, buttered biscuit", "Pancake Scrambler" ... scrambled eggs, sausage patty, buttermilk pancakes and maple syrup
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: NHSparky on August 20, 2010, 10:32:37 AM
The original picture I posted is described as:

The Double Wide--Chicken fried steak, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, sandwiched between two bacon waffles.

Then there was THIS:

(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l442uhlXSt1qc5kdko1_500.jpg)

Four half pound patties with potato pancakes, five cheeses, grilled peppers, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and a pound of fries for a side.

AND THEN, THERE'S the BODYBAG:

(http://27.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19lqsstsxih5dnMY8o1_500.jpg)

Three hamburger patties, ham, salami, cappicola, pepperoni, provolone, american cheese, two eggs, french fries, coleslaw and hot sauce, on a whole loaf of italian bread.
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: Godot showed up on August 20, 2010, 10:42:18 AM
One Body Bag please, hold the eggs.
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: Karin on August 20, 2010, 01:53:59 PM
Vile and heinous, but thanks so much for sharing your pictures.  Where do those things come from? 
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: IassaFTots on August 20, 2010, 02:21:11 PM
We have Petro's here...."Petro"a round cardboard container (like a deli salad) in 3 or 4 different sizes. Layered - Fritos, chili, cheese, onions, lettuce, tomato, sour cream.

And Krystal's for breakfast ...."Scrambler" round container ... grits, sausage patty or bacon, scrambled eggs, cheese, "Sausage Gravy Scrambler" ... scrambled eggs, sausage patty, Sawmill sausage gravy, buttered biscuit", "Pancake Scrambler" ... scrambled eggs, sausage patty, buttermilk pancakes and maple syrup

We have ONE Krystal here.  I get the no carb scrambler.  Just sausage, eggs, and cheese. 
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: NHSparky on August 21, 2010, 08:49:59 AM
Vile and heinous, but thanks so much for sharing your pictures.  Where do those things come from? 

www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: debk on August 21, 2010, 12:24:54 PM
www.thisiswhyyourefat.com


This is the only one that looked the least bit appetizing to me. Do you have to be a guy to want to even try that other stuff? That's a serious question, not snarky.  :confused:

(http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/37493_1454647880795_1071267445_31319967_4371895_n.jpg)
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: Chris_ on August 21, 2010, 12:26:04 PM
This is the only one that looked the least bit appetizing to me. Do you have to be a guy to want to even try that other stuff? That's a serious question, not snarky.  :confused:

Probably not, but it helps.  Until I turned 30, I had a hollow leg I used as a second stomach.  I can't eat as much now but that doesn't mean I don't want to.
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: debk on August 21, 2010, 12:28:56 PM
Probably not, but it helps.  Until I turned 30, I had a hollow leg I used as a second stomach.  I can't eat as much now but that doesn't mean I don't want to.

Ok. Do guys not care as much what their food looks like? My son will dump some really strange stuff all together and I just cringe.
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: Chris_ on August 21, 2010, 12:30:43 PM
Not really.  Whenever I eat at Burger King, I dump half my fries into my sandwich.
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: debk on August 21, 2010, 12:33:24 PM
Not really.  Whenever I eat at Burger King, I dump half my fries into my sandwich.

yuk.

I recognize they end up in the same place...I just don't want them mixed together like that.

"My" shepherd's pie looks awful when it's on the plate, the only reason I will still eat it, is because of the way it tastes. At least the next day it sets up, and looks better.
Title: Re: behold - the meat-man-parfait
Post by: Chris_ on August 21, 2010, 12:36:13 PM
That reminds me... I need to go to Pep Boys.  Might as well stop at the Burger King next door. :-)