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Title: A challenge just for fun (Little off topic)
Post by: AprilRazz on August 17, 2010, 09:26:53 PM

For more talented writers than myself...
Who can come up with the best Bud Light Real Men of Genius jingle for all our friends over on skinners island.
Bonus bragging points if you can figure out how to do it CaliforniaPiggy style. :-)

A template...
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real men of Genius)
Today we salute you. Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator
(Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator)
Wearing nothing but a whistle and a clip board, you're living the real American dream
Getting paid to think up fun things to do... Naked.
(Runnin free!)
Sure there's danger, vinyl chairs, sunburns, chafage, and lawn darts, compleatly out of the question
(WATCH OUT NOW!)
Your keen instincts tells you to stick to activities that involve a lot of bouncing and jiggling. And if that doesn't work, who cares? You're all naked.
(It's your birthday!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Nuddy Boy. 'Cause we all know, the the going gets tough, the tough get naked.
(Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator!)

Title: Re: A challenge just for fun (Little off topic)
Post by: USA4ME on August 18, 2010, 08:10:05 AM

 :rotf:

That's pretty good.

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Title: Re: A challenge just for fun (Little off topic)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 18, 2010, 09:26:51 AM

I've got one coming together in my mind.  More to follow . . .  :evillaugh:

Title: Re: A challenge just for fun (Little off topic)
Post by: Godot showed up on August 18, 2010, 09:35:00 AM

Can't work. There are no real men of any variety at the DU. "Mr. Obama-blow-job-giver"? Even a beer as crappy as Budweiser has to have some standards.

Title: Re: A challenge just for fun (Little off topic)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 18, 2010, 10:17:49 AM

In the spirit(s) of the Pittstain, how 'bout "Mr. 'Hoity-Toity Liberal Bar' Bouncer?"  That's where I am with that.

Title: Re: A challenge just for fun (Little off topic)
Post by: vesta111 on August 18, 2010, 10:23:08 AM

Quote from: Godot showed up on August 18, 2010, 09:35:00 AM

Can't work. There are no real men of any variety at the DU. "Mr. Obama-blow-job-giver"? Even a beer as crappy as Budweiser has to have some standards.

Every bar tender knows a thing or two.,
--- has seen it all when it comes to the customers choice of brew.

Bud men are out going through and through,
smarter then most and a Hero too.

Bud helps more men get laid,-- and wipes out the memory of a bar fly the very next day.

Bud helps a young fella become a man, learning to puke on the ground or the sand.

Drink up me Hardy's and enjoy the time,-- years from now your life wont be worth a dime.

Budweiser, the King of Beers., Queers and all that child support to a woman you met just once.