A man accused of hiding two pounds of hot dogs in his pants before leaving a grocery store sans paying faces a misdemeanor theft charge, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.Floriduh! (http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2010/08/man-with-hot-dogs-in-pants-arrested-franks-photographed.html)
A loss prevention worker at a Publix at South U.S. 1 and Prima Vista Boulevard last week told investigators she saw a man later identified as Allan Polhemus on aisle five "conceal a package of hot dogs in his pants," an affidavit states.
The 32 ounce package of Publix jumbo beef franks was valued at $6.99. The wiener packaging describes the dogs as "meaty & delicious" and as having "no fillers."
That's like throwing two pounds of heaven to the dogs.
I suppose there was no room for buns in his pants - musta been wearing some tight jeans.
Correction. Mustard been wearing some tight jeans....
adding, His weiner must not like him too much.
It's too bad he could not mustard up enough speed to get away. The security guard was able to ketchup to him.
Now that's corny! The distance between em mustn't be but a foot long.
:rotf: :rotf:
I'm sure he'll relish the thought of bragging about hia arrest to his new cell mate.
Now that's coney!
We have a real weiner for DUmmie of the year
As much as it makes me giggle and as coney as the idea is, the perp just may ketch up to some real popularity. And I'll bet the perp's name is Nathan.
How much FranknFurther is this thread gonna go????