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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Rebel Yell on March 25, 2008, 10:57:02 AM
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If you like.....
http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest.html
Then you have to take.....
http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest_advanced.html
if you scored low (Yankee), look here to learn how to talk....
http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/southernese.html
Original: 100% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!
Advanced: 100% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!
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100% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!
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100% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!
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That's my girl. :cheersmate:
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100% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!
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That's my girl. :cheersmate:
I've taken the quiz before, but it's been awhile. Had to make sure nothing changed. :lmao:
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"48% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom."
34% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.
(I've been told I sound like I'm from California :whatever:)
I've lived in the south (Louisiana and Texas) most of my life!!! :bawl:
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"48% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom."
34% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.
(I've been told I sound like I'm from California :whatever:)
I've lived in the south (Louisiana and Texas) most of my life!!! :bawl:
Refer to the glossary. Fix ya right up.
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I would have been a rebel, but my parents weren't related...
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I would have been a rebel, but my parents weren't related...
You itching to be called out in the Fight Club? :-)
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Given the flak I am taking on the CW threads, I don't dare take this... ;)
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I would have been a rebel, but my parents weren't related...
Your parents weren't related? To you? Which one? :evillaugh:
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I would have been a rebel, but my parents weren't related...
Your parents weren't related? To you? Which one? :evillaugh:
Maybe his parents didn't have any kids that survived...
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100% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!
As matter of fact, my husband is related to him on his grandmother's side. :-)
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I'm a Rebel. No test needed.
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I'm a Rebel. No test needed.
Kinda obvious, ya think?
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Well, I took both tests.
On the first one, I scored 46% Dixie.
On the second one, I scored 35% Dixie.
I have no idea why.
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My scores........................
100% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!
100% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!
Like there was any doubt.
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Like I need a test!!! :-)
Are ya'll confused about me?
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Like I need a test!!! :-)
Are ya'll confused about me?
I don't know........... How do take your grits and how do make your cornbread? :-)
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Like I need a test!!! :-)
Are ya'll confused about me?
I don't know........... How do take your grits and how do make your cornbread? :-)
grits have butter and cornbread is made out of corn meal?? I don't put sugar in mine either.
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Like I need a test!!! :-)
Are ya'll confused about me?
I don't know........... How do take your grits and how do make your cornbread? :-)
grits have butter and cornbread is made out of corn meal?? I don't put sugar in mine either.
Who the hell put's sugar in there? And there's only one kind of tea. Sweet and cold.
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Like I need a test!!! :-)
Are ya'll confused about me?
I don't know........... How do take your grits and how do make your cornbread? :-)
grits have butter and cornbread is made out of corn meal?? I don't put sugar in mine either.
Who the hell put's sugar in there? And there's only one kind of tea. Sweet and cold.
I dunno. I was kind of wondering why she asked because I only know one way to make cornbread. Apparently there's some imposters running around? And I've seen recipes that call for sugar in the cornbread. That ain't cornbread to me.
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10% Dixie. Need help digging out of the snow?
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10% Dixie. Need help digging out of the snow?
Who didn't see that coming? :-) :tongue:
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Like I need a test!!! :-)
Are ya'll confused about me?
I don't know........... How do take your grits and how do make your cornbread? :-)
grits have butter and cornbread is made out of corn meal?? I don't put sugar in mine either.
Who the hell put's sugar in there? And there's only one kind of tea. Sweet and cold.
I dunno. I was kind of wondering why she asked because I only know one way to make cornbread. Apparently there's some imposters running around? And I've seen recipes that call for sugar in the cornbread. That ain't cornbread to me.
One word. Jiffy.
And I never put sugar in my cornbread in A SKILLET or in my grits. I do put cheese in my grits. I have been hell because NOONE here knows WTF sweet tea is! :banghead: They go "Well, we have rasberry tea" :mental:
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^we never do Jiffy. It's so easy make from scratch.
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Like I need a test!!! :-)
Are ya'll confused about me?
I don't know........... How do take your grits and how do make your cornbread? :-)
grits have butter and cornbread is made out of corn meal?? I don't put sugar in mine either.
Who the hell put's sugar in there? And there's only one kind of tea. Sweet and cold.
I dunno. I was kind of wondering why she asked because I only know one way to make cornbread. Apparently there's some imposters running around? And I've seen recipes that call for sugar in the cornbread. That ain't cornbread to me.
One word. Jiffy.
And I never put sugar in my cornbread in A SKILLET or in my grits. I do put cheese in my grits. I have been hell because NOONE here knows WTF sweet tea is! :banghead: They go "Well, we have rasberry tea" :mental:
Yeah, I hated that when I was in the Navy. No one knew what sweet tea or grits were. How do you not know that sweet tea is tea with sugar in it. Hell, we don't drink hot tea down here, but I can figure out it's tea that is hot. I was in heaven when I finally found a place on base that had grits. My Yankee buddies thought I had lost it when they saw my favorite breakfast plate. Grits, fried eggs (runny), salt, pepper, butter, all mixed up together with a piece of toast. I just might make me some when I get home.
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^we never do Jiffy. It's so easy make from scratch.
I grew up with Jiffy (yankee mom) but I found it is CHEAPER to make from scrach. I never had Jiffy again when I learned how to make cornbread.
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One word. Jiffy.
Jiffy??? :thatsright:
That's like instant grits and red eye gravy without coffee.
Cornbread..............fill iron skillet half way with oil, heat, pour oil into cornmeal and mix, pour back into skillet, bake. Serve with 5 gallon bucket of butter with a garden spade.
Grits.......................butter, pepper, cheese
Tea..................sugar, tea, water
Boiled peanuts........................salt, water, green peanuts(red pepper allowed also)
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Like I need a test!!! :-)
Are ya'll confused about me?
I don't know........... How do take your grits and how do make your cornbread? :-)
grits have butter and cornbread is made out of corn meal?? I don't put sugar in mine either.
Who the hell put's sugar in there? And there's only one kind of tea. Sweet and cold.
I dunno. I was kind of wondering why she asked because I only know one way to make cornbread. Apparently there's some imposters running around? And I've seen recipes that call for sugar in the cornbread. That ain't cornbread to me.
One word. Jiffy.
And I never put sugar in my cornbread in A SKILLET or in my grits. I do put cheese in my grits. I have been hell because NOONE here knows WTF sweet tea is! :banghead: They go "Well, we have rasberry tea" :mental:
Yeah, I hated that when I was in the Navy. No one knew what sweet tea or grits were. How do you not know that sweet tea is tea with sugar in it. Hell, we don't drink hot tea down here, but I can figure out it's tea that is hot. I was in heaven when I finally found a place on base that had grits. My Yankee buddies thought I had lost it when they saw my favorite breakfast plate. Grits, fried eggs (runny), salt, pepper, butter, all mixed up together with a piece of toast. I just might make me some when I get home.
All three ships I was on had grits everyday for breakfeast.
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One word. Jiffy.
Jiffy??? :thatsright:
That's like instant grits and red eye gravy without coffee.
Cornbread..............fill iron skillet half way with oil, heat, pour oil into cornmeal and mix, pour back into skillet, bake. Serve with 5 gallon bucket of butter with a garden spade.
Grits.......................butter, pepper, cheese
Tea..................sugar, tea, water
Boiled peanuts........................salt, water, green peanuts(red pepper allowed also)
One cup sugar per gallon
Ah, yes. Redneck caviar. I can eat myself sick on boiled peanuts.
I've lived in Ashburn/ Sycamore, GA my whole life (except Naval service). From the Turner County Tax Assesor's website.....
Ashburn is also home to the Big Peanut Monument and a Peanut Museum. The monument was created to pay tribute to the peanut processing industry that allows the city to be nicknamed "The Peanut Capital of the World". The Golden Peanut Company, considered the world's largest peanut processing plant, has a facility in the heart of the city.
Any body ever seen the big peanut on I-75? That's the only way anybody knows where Ashburn is. Needles to say, we have our share of boiled peanuts down here.
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I dunno. I was kind of wondering why she asked because I only know one way to make cornbread. Apparently there's some imposters running around? And I've seen recipes that call for sugar in the cornbread.
Idn't that a muffin? :-)
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100% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!
As matter of fact, my husband is related to him on his grandmother's side. :-)
:blah: :blah: :blah:
:tongue:
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100% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!
As matter of fact, my husband is related to him on his grandmother's side. :-)
:blah: :blah: :blah:
:tongue:
:whatever: :-)
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1st test: 78% Dixie. Your neck must be a just little rosy!
2nd test: 40% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.
The second test just proves that those Harvard morons have no idea how to gauge anything - there ARE a few Southerners who have had education beyond the third grade. It doesn't make us Yankee, it just makes us smarter than a yankee.
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1st - 61% Dixie.Well under the Mason-Dixon Line
2nd - 30% Dixie. You are a dandy Yankee Doodle.
(??) Go figure.
Must be a military brat thing. LOL
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^we never do Jiffy. It's so easy make from scratch.
My husband makes "cornbread" on the stovetop, and they are thin like pancakes. Is that good :-)
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One word. Jiffy.
Jiffy??? :thatsright:
That's like instant grits and red eye gravy without coffee.
Cornbread..............fill iron skillet half way with oil, heat, pour oil into cornmeal and mix, pour back into skillet, bake. Serve with 5 gallon bucket of butter with a garden spade.
Grits.......................butter, pepper, cheese
Tea..................sugar, tea, water
Boiled peanuts........................salt, water, green peanuts(red pepper allowed also)
MMmmmmmm...boiled peanuts!!! Now, those are a REAL treat for anyone who has never tried them...seriously.
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37% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.
This was the first test, so I didn't even bother taking the second one :-)
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I dunno. I was kind of wondering why she asked because I only know one way to make cornbread. Apparently there's some imposters running around? And I've seen recipes that call for sugar in the cornbread.
Idn't that a muffin? :-)
LOL yeah. But I've seen them passed off as cornbread in some places. Mind you, these weren't in the South so.....
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Nobody mentioned sorghum?? Mmm.....sorghum.....That's like a requirement in our house when I make a real breakfast.
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38% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.
41% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom.
I is confused. :o
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38% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.
41% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom.
I is confused. :o
Are you by any chance from "all over". I think that explains my results anyway.
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38% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.
41% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom.
I is confused. :o
Are you by any chance from "all over". I think that explains my results anyway.
Nope,have lived on the same farm in NY my entire life but hoping to move south in the next year or so.
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Nobody mentioned sorghum?? Mmm.....sorghum.....That's like a requirement in our house when I make a real breakfast.
I don't even know what that is :confused:
It sounds like what my baby had before she cut a tooth :-)
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Are you by any chance from "all over". I think that explains my results anyway.
That's the story I'm sticking to for myself.
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Nobody mentioned sorghum?? Mmm.....sorghum.....That's like a requirement in our house when I make a real breakfast.
I don't even know what that is :confused:
It sounds like what my baby had before she cut a tooth :-)
Molasses.
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I'm an American. Anyone who thinks they aren't a Yankee, go anyplace else in the world and ask the folks there if they think you're a Yankee. Oh yeah, bring your own crying towel, most of those places aren't noted for clean laundry, and you won't like the answer.
:lmao:
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Well, this surprised me:
100% Dixie. Is General Lee your grandfather?!
Granted, my grandparents, who pretty much raised me, are from the south (Arkansas City, Arkansas), but I've lived on the west coast almost all my life.
Cindie
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Did the advanced test. 18% Dixee. I'm a Duke of Yankeedom.
I'se durned happy me pappy teached me to speak right.
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41% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom. 9% Dixie. Need help digging out of the snow?
What the hell? How did that happen? I've been told I sound canadian :banghead: