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Title: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: franksolich on August 16, 2010, 05:49:39 PM
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Oh my.

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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-16-10 04:23 PM
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Why I hate Republicans Part III

- They claim to be 'persecuted' as Christians, yet they howl in terror if a Muslim wants to build a Mosque 2 freakin' blocks away from the WTC.

- They go after Rangel and Waters like there's no tomorrow, but they have no problem with Tom DeLay being as corrupt as he is.

- Extraordinary Climate Change is taking place as we speak, yet like a child denying he did anything wrong, they scream 'there's no such thing as global warming'

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gratuitous  (1000+ posts)      Mon Aug-16-10 04:27 PM
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1. Taking off from your last one

They don't "believe" in anthropogenic global climate change despite a mountain of scientific, peer-reviewed evidence, but have no problem asserting as fact that President Obama is a foreign born secret Muslim based on little more than the red-crayon scribblings of media half-wits you wouldn't trust around the corner with a burnt-out match.

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BlueMTexpat  (1000+ posts)         Mon Aug-16-10 04:37 PM
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2. And Jimmy Carter is the Worst American in US history!
 
I'm still trying to get my mind around that one.

In my book, Jimmy Carter is one of the Heroes. As are the majority of those on their sh** list.

My list for Worst American So Far would have Dick Cheney up front and center - for all the death and destruction that his actions and policies - have directly and indirectly been responsible for - not only to his fellow Americans but to the global community. I remain convinced that he was one of those who encouraged Bush I to launch the First Gulf War (not that Bush I needed much encouragement) so he has blood on his hands from that one too.

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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-16-10 04:57 PM
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3. My dad (a wingnut amongst wingnuts) says he thinks Carter was a Soviet Agent

Trained to deliver the West into the hands of Communism - - and this is today, not when he was pres

Hmmm.

One suspects the barstool-warming primitive's father didn't come through with some money his son wanted.

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BlueMTexpat  (1000+ posts)         Mon Aug-16-10 06:39 PM
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5. Yikes ...

I can't even imagine what he bases that theory on. But it must be prevalent among the wingnuts.

Does he know that Carter was a graduate of the US Naval Academy (graduating 59th out of a class of 820 - take that John McCain!), served in the US Navy and would have made it his career but for the death of his father when he had to return to Georgia to manage the family business? Unlike Bush II, Carter was successful in his business attempts. I wonder when he had any time - given that his life was transparent and he was living and working where he was well-known - to become a Soviet Agent - especially without anyone in Georgia noticing. It boggles the mind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter

I wonder how many of the wingnuts actually a) served in the US military and b) ran successful businesses. It seems to me that Republicans talk a lot about it but Democrats actually do both.

Huh?

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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-16-10 06:42 PM
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6. Yes he does, but he fosters all kinds of RW conspiracy theories

Obama is the AntiChrist, Nixon was innocent, Reagan is the greatest President ever to inhabit the White House...etc...

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DarkValkyrie (7 posts)        Mon Aug-16-10 05:04 PM
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4. Right...persecuted

I think Atheists are persecuted more than Christians, but that's my opinion. Besides, when was the last time we heard the term "anti-christian" violence?

Well, Russia from 1918 on is good place to start.....
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: USA4ME on August 16, 2010, 06:01:02 PM
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BlueMTexpat

In my book, Jimmy Carter is one of the Heroes.

If your heroes are all  :loser:'s, then yeah, I guess so.

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Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 16, 2010, 06:04:57 PM
PEANUTS !!!!....POPCORN !!!!!.....COTTON CANDY !!!!!! Get 'em while they're fresh.

This might end like a South American soccer game.

Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: Chris_ on August 16, 2010, 06:08:37 PM
Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-16-10 04:23 PM
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Original message

- They go after Rangel and Waters like there's no tomorrow, but they have no problem with Tom DeLay being as corrupt as he is.
Has anyone told Taverner the news yet? :loser:
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: Ballygrl on August 16, 2010, 06:22:45 PM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-16-10 04:23 PM
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Why I hate Republicans Part III

- They claim to be 'persecuted' as Christians, yet they howl in terror if a Muslim wants to build a Mosque 2 freakin' blocks away from the WTC.

- They go after Rangel and Waters like there's no tomorrow, but they have no problem with Tom DeLay being as corrupt as he is.

- Extraordinary Climate Change is taking place as we speak, yet like a child denying he did anything wrong, they scream 'there's no such thing as global warming'

Oh shut up! I'm so fed-up reading DUmmies and their rants. I've never seen a more miserable group of people and a more miserable ideology ever, you people wallow in your misery and angst, if you ever went out to smell the roses you'd be doing a post that you got stung by a bee, if you went out and had a good laugh you'd do a post complaining that you got hiccups that you can't get rid of.

/rant off!
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: BEG on August 16, 2010, 06:24:40 PM
Oh shut up! I'm so fed-up reading DUmmies and their rants. I've never seen a more miserable group of people and a more miserable ideology ever, you people wallow in your misery and angst, if you ever went out to smell the roses you'd be doing a post that you got stung by a bee, if you went out and had a good laugh you'd do a post complaining that you got hiccups that you can't get rid of.

/rant off!


In other words, they are just adult Emo's.
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: franksolich on August 16, 2010, 06:25:15 PM
Has anyone told Taverner the news yet? :loser:

Yeah, obviously the barstool-warming primitive hasn't found out about DeLay yet.

It's hilarious.
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on August 16, 2010, 06:30:32 PM
Oh shut up! I'm so fed-up reading DUmmies and their rants. I've never seen a more miserable group of people and a more miserable ideology ever, you people wallow in your misery and angst, if you ever went out to smell the roses you'd be doing a post that you got stung by a bee, if you went out and had a good laugh you'd do a post complaining that you got hiccups that you can't get rid of.

/rant off!

You're absolutely right! Hence, the immense joy and warm fuzzies I experience each time I savor one of their little pearls of excrement! The more they suffer, the more they piss and moan, the more their hearts bleed like the fourth week of Lilith Fair, the happier I am and content in my life.

Hell, I might be a bona fide sadist, now that I think about it...  :rotf:
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: Ballygrl on August 16, 2010, 06:36:33 PM
You're absolutely right! Hence, the immense joy and warm fuzzies I experience each time I savor one of their little pearls of excrement! The more they suffer, the more they piss and moan, the more their hearts bleed like the fourth week of Lilith Fair, the happier I am and content in my life.

Hell, I might be a bona fide sadist, now that I think about it...  :rotf:

It just gets so annoying sometimes, do they ever laugh? I mean really laugh, not the "faux elitist" humor, but real laughter.
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: Carl on August 16, 2010, 06:37:53 PM
Hey Jimmuh...don`t look now

(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/44000/The-Killer-Rabbit-of-Caerbannog-44433.jpg)

He is coming for you.
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on August 16, 2010, 06:49:30 PM
It just gets so annoying sometimes, do they ever laugh? I mean really laugh, not the "faux elitist" humor, but real laughter.

I seriously doubt it. I've only spent the last few years reading political blogs, and from what I've seen, all the primitives are able to muster is sheer bitterness and hostility.
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 16, 2010, 07:19:16 PM
Their rage against Cheney never ceases to amuse, given that the office of VP is universally known to be as bereft of any actual authority as it is possible to make it.  Which is a really good thing, given the current incumbent.

 :-)
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 16, 2010, 07:28:34 PM
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I wonder how many of the wingnuts actually a) served in the US military and b) ran successful businesses. It seems to me that Republicans talk a lot about it but Democrats actually do both.

Does this mean all the greedy, slave-driving, baby-killing, war criminal exploits we keep hearing about actually belong exclusively to the democrats?
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: true_blood on August 16, 2010, 07:46:49 PM
lollllll....
Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-16-10 04:23 PM
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Original message

Why I hate Republicans Part III

- They claim to be 'persecuted' as Christians, yet they howl in terror if a Muslim wants to build a Mosque 2 freakin' blocks away from the WTC.

- They go after Rangel and Waters like there's no tomorrow, but they have no problem with Tom DeLay being as corrupt as he is.

- Extraordinary Climate Change is taking place as we speak, yet like a child denying he did anything wrong, they scream 'there's no such thing as global warming'


Hey Taverner, you're a pretty smart fella, huh?!?! Supports the Muslim victory with the Mosque at the WTC, and believes "extraordinary" climate change is taking place.
YOU STUPID DUmmie!!! Go back into the rat hole you came out of.  :loser: :bird: It's people like this clown that want America to crumble.
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: ChuckJ on August 16, 2010, 07:58:30 PM
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They claim to be 'persecuted' as Christians, yet they howl in terror if a Muslim wants to build a Mosque 2 freakin' blocks away from the WTC

Hmmm. Let's see. Christians says that it's wrong for two dudes to do the nasty. Moslems cut off the head or hang two dudes for doing the nasty. So which one do you butt-bangers cheer? Of course, the one who would hang you or cut your head off. One of many stances that displays your DUmbness.

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And Jimmy Carter is the Worst American in US history!

I wouldn't say that Carter is the worst American in US history. Most of you on DU would probably lead in that race. He could probably be accurately places as the worst PRESIDENT in US history; however, it seems that your lord and savior 0 is trying to make a close race of it.

As for the next ice age...I mean Global Warming...I mean global climate change, as soon as it starts costing Algore and his ilk money instead of making them money watch how quickly it goes the way of the dinosaurs.
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 17, 2010, 07:03:57 AM
Hey Jimmuh...don`t look now

(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/44000/The-Killer-Rabbit-of-Caerbannog-44433.jpg)

He is coming for you.

Don't let Ptarmy see that! :fuelfire: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: Karin on August 17, 2010, 07:47:45 AM
I was thinking the same thing; he'll blow a gasket!

Extraordinary climate change.....hmmm...tomorrow is going to be 78 degrees and sunny.  Perfect day for playing golf.  Let the DUmmies wallow in their misery and bitterness.  I'm going to enjoy the day. 
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: jukin on August 18, 2010, 09:44:07 AM
More peer reviewed data from NOAA:

Wisconsin city suffers through record temperatures of more than 600 degrees

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    Egg Harbor, Wisconsin, really got cooking this July 4th around 9:59AM, according to NOAA and Coast Watch. It was there, at the bottom left row of the temperature data points, that the records reveal on that day a phenomenally furnace-like 600 degrees Fahrenheit.

    Further analysis of the web pages shows that the incredibly wide temperature swings were occurring in remarkably short 10-hour periods – and sometimes in less than 5 hours. Strangely, none of the 250 citizens or the 78 families living in the village appeared to notice this apocalyptic heatwave during their holiday festivities.

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/wisconsin-city-600-degrees
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: AprilRazz on August 18, 2010, 06:39:39 PM
Plenty of us have served and have successful businesses. We also pay our taxes to the US. Can your buddy George Soros say that?
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 20, 2010, 10:47:14 PM
Hey Jimmuh...don`t look now

(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/44000/The-Killer-Rabbit-of-Caerbannog-44433.jpg)

He is coming for you.

GOD HATES BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROT IN HELL YOU SODOMITE FREAK!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: diesel driver on August 21, 2010, 07:02:15 AM
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-16-10 04:23 PM
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Why I hate Republicans Part III
That's easy, because they're not democrats.
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- They claim to be 'persecuted' as Christians, yet they howl in terror if a Muslim wants to build a Mosque 2 freakin' blocks away from the WTC.
They have yet to rebuild a Greek Orthodox church that was crushed by the collapsing towers, yet are "fast-tracking" approval for the mosque?
Yes, ASSHOLE, Christians ARE persecuted here.  Want proof?  Try putting a nativity scene up in view of the public within sight of the courthouse. 
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- They go after Rangel and Waters like there's no tomorrow, but they have no problem with Tom DeLay being as corrupt as he is.
Tom DeLay was cleared of all charges after 6 years of investigations by the FBI. 
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- Extraordinary Climate Change is taking place as we speak, yet like a child denying he did anything wrong, they scream 'there's no such thing as global warming'
"Global Warming" is nothing more than a money making scheme for Algore, the government, and the scientists who promote it.  There is NO WAY it is even remotely possible for .004% (400ppm) of a trace gas (of which man is responsible for 3% of that) can cause "global warming".  CO2 IS NOT A POLLUTANT!  IT IS PLANT FOOD!
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on August 21, 2010, 07:56:29 AM
You know, it's not nice to laugh at stupid people. But this is a special kind of stupid, so I will anyway.
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: diesel driver on August 21, 2010, 08:05:10 AM
You know, it's not nice to laugh at stupid people. But this is a special kind of stupid, so I will anyway.

DUmmies are "special".   :hammer:   :rotf:

DUmmies are the kind of people that will stick their hands in fans for fun.
Run with sharp objects.
Play with lawn darts.
Stick metal objects in outlets.
Cross the street without looking both ways.
Ride their bikes without helmets.

You get the picture.   :shortbus:
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: true_blood on August 21, 2010, 10:18:43 AM
DUmmies are "special".   :hammer:   :rotf:

DUmmies are the kind of people that will stick their hands in fans for fun.
Run with sharp objects.
Play with lawn darts.
Stick metal objects in outlets.
Cross the street without looking both ways.
Ride their bikes without helmets.

You get the picture.   :shortbus:


I'd like to add, and support gay marriage and a mosque near GZ.
Title: Re: barstool-warming primitive upset with dad
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 21, 2010, 12:43:09 PM
I was thinking the same thing; he'll blow a gasket!

Extraordinary climate change.....hmmm...tomorrow is going to be 78 degrees and sunny.  Perfect day for playing golf.  Let the DUmmies wallow in their misery and bitterness.  I'm going to enjoy the day. 

Gonna have to work for it to get to 70 here! lookin' like rain, I hope! We could use a little to green my pastures back up. The longer they go green, the longer I don't have to drag bales around!

definitely my idea of "goin' green"!