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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Texacon on March 25, 2008, 09:55:22 AM
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I was so excited!! LOL I couldn't believe it, I know this isn't from DUmmie land but I'll guarantee it was a DUmmie.
So (Had to go there) I was pumping gas (I swear to God this is true) and a black man was pumping gas across the pump from me. Now, the gas was $3.13/gallon, remember that. This guy is watching the pump numbers and he looks up at me as says (I swear this is true) "I don't think I'm even going to get 10 gallons of gas for $25.00!" (Apparently he had prepaid inside for $25.00) He continued to watch the pump, his face was screwed up ... I thought he was going to blow a head gasket. Then he says "Nope, .... heck I'm not even going to get 8 gallons!!!!" "These people think I'm voting for another Republican they have lost their mind"
I looked at him and said "Well, the Democratic Congress hasn't done anything for you either". He looked kind of sheepish and said "Well, we were better off under Slick Willie!" I said "Yeah, when Slick Willie was giving everything away some people were better off .... I couldn't afford him then and I can't afford him now, Barack and Hillary will both be so deep in your pockets you will feel them tapping your knee when you walk".
He shook his head and walked off.
True story. This was Easter Sunday. No conversion on Easter .... how sad.
KC
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I want a recount!! :bawl:
:lmao:
KC
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1 bong
No cops, noone jumping out of bushes, no conversions, no speaking truth to power.
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I have a baseball shirt (3/4 sleeve) that has a red/white/blue dimocrat donkey, with crosshairs superimposed over its head. Underneath it says "Got Ammo?". I like to wear it around where I am likely to encounter liberals. (Scottsdale, Tempe)
I can tell the moonbats from the way they look at the shirt. Needless to say, they NEVER say anything to me.
I've been wearing my (http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n104/tuolumnejim/avatar483_1.jpg) whenever I think I might encounter a DUmmie type, the funny thing is I get thumbs up and "where did you get that" at places like Costco and Trader Joe's. :-)
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This guy must be in the same boat as the ones (that's right more then once) I've heard say that their vehicle used to get good gas mileage before gas went up.
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No bongs for the DUmmie not being able to figure out BEFORE it pumped the gas that $25 was not going to get 10 gallons?? I'm so disappointed. :-)
KC
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No bongs for the DUmmie not being able to figure out BEFORE it pumped the gas that $25 was not going to get 10 gallons?? I'm so disappointed. :-)
KC
Stupidity is a natural trait of the primitives, so one showing it's stupidity doesn't merit a bong.
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Now all we have to do is wait for a DUmmie to post of an encounter in Texas with a Freeper whom he converted. :-)
As Frank says, DUmmies lie.
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I was so excited!! LOL I couldn't believe it, I know this isn't from DUmmie land but I'll guarantee it was a DUmmie.
You should consider getting yourself deloused. :-)
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I have a baseball shirt (3/4 sleeve) that has a red/white/blue dimocrat donkey, with crosshairs superimposed over its head. Underneath it says "Got Ammo?". I like to wear it around where I am likely to encounter liberals. (Scottsdale, Tempe)
I can tell the moonbats from the way they look at the shirt. Needless to say, they NEVER say anything to me.
I wear my "Club Gitmo Shirt" and my OIF Veteran hat whenever I visit the National Mall in D.C. for the same reasons BC.
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0 bongs.
DUmmies can't afford gas in this **** economy.
:-)
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I have a baseball shirt (3/4 sleeve) that has a red/white/blue dimocrat donkey, with crosshairs superimposed over its head. Underneath it says "Got Ammo?". I like to wear it around where I am likely to encounter liberals. (Scottsdale, Tempe)
I can tell the moonbats from the way they look at the shirt. Needless to say, they NEVER say anything to me.
I wear my "Club Gitmo Shirt" and my OIF Veteran hat whenever I visit the National Mall in D.C. for the same reasons BC.
I have an OIF jacket I wear when I venture near the local college. So far nothing overt. I'm sure there has been more than one of our local moonbats who have thrown a finger my way when my back was turned.
In nicer weather, I love to wear this shirt when the possibility exists for a possible moonbat encounter. (http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/image.php?u=3021&dateline=1148260799)
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A good t-shirt can do wonders.
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I was so excited!! LOL I couldn't believe it, I know this isn't from DUmmie land but I'll guarantee it was a DUmmie.
So (Had to go there) I was pumping gas (I swear to God this is true) and a black man was pumping gas across the pump from me. Now, the gas was $3.13/gallon, remember that. This guy is watching the pump numbers and he looks up at me as says (I swear this is true) "I don't think I'm even going to get 10 gallons of gas for $25.00!" (Apparently he had prepaid inside for $25.00) He continued to watch the pump, his face was screwed up ... I thought he was going to blow a head gasket. Then he says "Nope, .... heck I'm not even going to get 8 gallons!!!!" "These people think I'm voting for another Republican they have lost their mind"
I looked at him and said "Well, the Democratic Congress hasn't done anything for you either". He looked kind of sheepish and said "Well, we were better off under Slick Willie!" I said "Yeah, when Slick Willie was giving everything away some people were better off .... I couldn't afford him then and I can't afford him now, Barack and Hillary will both be so deep in your pockets you will feel them tapping your knee when you walk".
He shook his head and walked off.
True story. This was Easter Sunday. No conversion on Easter .... how sad.
KC
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Way to go, seriously!
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I have a baseball shirt (3/4 sleeve) that has a red/white/blue dimocrat donkey, with crosshairs superimposed over its head. Underneath it says "Got Ammo?". I like to wear it around where I am likely to encounter liberals. (Scottsdale, Tempe)
I can tell the moonbats from the way they look at the shirt. Needless to say, they NEVER say anything to me.
:lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao:
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Now all we have to do is wait for a DUmmie to post of an encounter in Texas with a Freeper whom he converted. :-)
As Frank says, DUmmies lie.
That's true...their version of this scenario will be much different than Texacon's.
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Here in rural Indiana there isn't much chance of a moon-bat incounter.
I have seen a few ronpaul bumper stickers.
I saw one hand printed and taped to a back window sign with said Impeach Bu$h Now. (as lettered). This was at a Walmart gas station (Murphy's) and the guy made eyecontact once, and did not raise his head again.
Maybe it was my truck, with a NRA sticker, BUSH/CHANEY 04 sticker, Iraq War Vet bumper sticker on the tailgate, and Ranger Association sticker on the bumper, or the fact I was in uniform, or the fact I am six foot two, 240 lbs. Whatever the reason, we did not exchange words, philosophies, quips, spit, or anything else.
People have a right to be stupid.
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Here in rural Indiana there isn't much chance of a moon-bat incounter.
I have seen a few ronpaul bumper stickers.
I saw one hand printed and taped to a back window sign with said Impeach Bu$h Now. (as lettered). This was at a Walmart gas station (Murphy's) and the guy made eyecontact once, and did not raise his head again.
Maybe it was my truck, with a NRA sticker, BUSH/CHANEY 04 sticker, Iraq War Vet bumper sticker on the tailgate, and Ranger Association sticker on the bumper, or the fact I was in uniform, or the fact I am six foot two, 240 lbs. Whatever the reason, we did not exchange words, philosophies, quips, spit, or anything else.
People have a right to be stupid.
It probably didn't confront you because it was busy trying to figger out how many gallons of gas it could get for $12.50. :-)
KC
PS I'll bet it couldn't get 10 gallons for $12.50 :lmao:
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That would be a great score, from a certain point of view!
:rotf: