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Title: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: IassaFTots on August 13, 2010, 10:07:21 AM
There is so much I won't bring over because of the profanity....but if you want a little hilarity with your morning coffee go on over. 

A snippet~

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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-13-10 12:13 AM
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9. OMB I have to go through severity and nit act drunk. Bet on whtehrt I majestic my **** in flight. F
 **** the right. I hate the thy lie and they are odious and I hat e them

Enjoy.   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

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Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 13, 2010, 10:16:28 AM
What the--???
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: IassaFTots on August 13, 2010, 10:20:40 AM
What the--???

I KNOW! 

  :coffee:

I can't wait to find out what happened.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: debk on August 13, 2010, 10:38:42 AM
Xultar is a woman?!

She is going to feel soooooooo awful this morning!! But her cat's going to make it, that's a good thing.  :-)
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: njpines on August 13, 2010, 11:04:25 AM
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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-13-10 12:42 AM
Response to Reply #15
19. Grey goose. Very very dry no olives.

I'm thinking she should have had the olives -- might've soaked up some of the vodka . . .
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: true_blood on August 13, 2010, 11:37:13 AM
WOW!! :banghead:
At least she was right about one thing, I do hate Obama!! :hi5:
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 13, 2010, 11:50:51 AM
I'm thinking she should have had the olives -- might've soaked up some of the vodka . . .

(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/9949/85627004.gif)
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: TheSarge on August 13, 2010, 12:14:31 PM
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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-13-10 12:13 AM
Response to Original message
9. OMB I have to go through severity and nit act drunk. Bet on whtehrt I majestic my **** in flight. F
 **** the right. I hate the thy lie and they are odious and I hat e them


(http://a.imageshack.us/img171/7617/64885342.jpg)
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: IassaFTots on August 13, 2010, 12:27:54 PM

(http://a.imageshack.us/img171/7617/64885342.jpg)


DANG!  That line makes me laugh every time.   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This one is pretty good too....

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Iiiiiii looooove. N you cococococ. I've had her since like 1991 or something shr is amen ass cat. I've been gone for 2 weeks and she sue vices and shr is frosty. And she is alive
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: Chris_ on August 13, 2010, 12:37:14 PM
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xultar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Fri Aug-13-10 12:45 AM
Response to Original message

21. I know u guys think I'm some right won palnt and shit. I see you. ****that shit if you can't see me as a fucling liberal your shit is broken. Fucl that.
:lmao:
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 13, 2010, 12:44:26 PM
:lmao:

Good Grief! Me thinks this DUmmie needs a breathalyzer installed on it's 'puter!
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: IassaFTots on August 13, 2010, 12:53:46 PM
:lmao:

I see you. 

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 13, 2010, 12:55:30 PM
Sounds like a bad case of to much booze and absolutely no sex....ever.
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 13, 2010, 01:09:50 PM
Sounds like a bad case of to much booze and absolutely no sex....ever.

Who the hell would want to partner up with a DUmmie when ya had to visit.......

(http://sites.google.com/a/wildblue.net/bruceptt/pic/Cleaners.jpg)

.........afterward?
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: miskie on August 13, 2010, 01:21:56 PM
Xultar has just posted her entry for the 2010 Pitt Award for posting while intoxicated.
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: IassaFTots on August 13, 2010, 01:36:58 PM
I have copied that whole thread, for posterity.  Gosh that just tickled me completely. 

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Hey my cT is o cool she was ,ean too but cool she but me in the face and clawed my vback but I stuill low her.

I hate it when people gar ton the p,ane

Get this I'm 40 and single wonder why? Rofdlpn,fplmfapo!!!'mm

I lovely I pad fiuckers Steve jobs he is a asshole

Classic!
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: Ballygrl on August 13, 2010, 01:47:21 PM
Xultar is a woman?!

She is going to feel soooooooo awful this morning!! But her cat's going to make it, that's a good thing.  :-)

I know I sound like a sexist, but woman have no idea how bad they look when they're drunk, it's much more tolerable in men, it doesn't look good in a woman.
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: lars1701c on August 13, 2010, 02:19:07 PM
anyone know if she is hawt or not?
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: Ballygrl on August 13, 2010, 02:22:16 PM
anyone know if she is hawt or not?

:lmao:
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 13, 2010, 02:30:06 PM
anyone know if she is hawt or not?

You're kiddin' right?

(http://sites.google.com/a/wildblue.net/bruceptt/pic/Walter.jpg)
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: IassaFTots on August 13, 2010, 02:50:13 PM
She now has an appreciation thread! 

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Call Me Wesley  (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-13-10 03:37 PM
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1. I'm in!
 I hope she's safeljihome. Fwaso for being, xultar. 

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Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: Ballygrl on August 13, 2010, 03:14:04 PM
It would be funny if she is a mole, why would she even bring that up? hmm.
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: IassaFTots on August 13, 2010, 03:23:12 PM
It would be funny if she is a mole, why would she even bring that up? hmm.

Bring what up?
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: Ballygrl on August 13, 2010, 03:33:23 PM
Bring what up?

She said this:

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xultar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Fri Aug-13-10 12:45 AM
Response to Original message

21. I know u guys think I'm some right won palnt and shit. I see you. ****that shit if you can't see me as a fucling liberal your shit is broken. Fucl that.

Why would she even rant about that?
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 13, 2010, 03:48:40 PM
Why would she even rant about that?

Someone called her out on it, I would think.
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: IassaFTots on August 13, 2010, 03:50:05 PM
She said this:

Why would she even rant about that?

heh.  Took me a while to read it to see what she meant.  

I dunno?

I seem to recall a thread a while back where she said something conservative.  That might have started it. 
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: soleil on August 13, 2010, 05:42:39 PM
She did something really similar a few years back. Drunk as a skunk in the airport. Let me see if I can find it.
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: USA4ME on August 13, 2010, 06:49:10 PM
Won't work.  Even when she's drunk, Alvin Greene is still more intelligent.

.
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: debk on August 13, 2010, 09:57:31 PM
I know I sound like a sexist, but woman have no idea how bad they look when they're drunk, it's much more tolerable in men, it doesn't look good in a woman.

Drunk men can be total a**h***'s...

But there is nothing nastier than a drunk woman....I'm talking full out drunk...not "happy intoxicated". There's just nothing even slightly attractive about a drunk woman.
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 14, 2010, 05:47:04 AM
There's just nothing even slightly attractive about a drunk woman.

Deb, it's the only way most of the males at the DUmp can get laid! :tongue:
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: Randy on August 14, 2010, 06:29:08 AM
Deb, it's the only way most of the males at the DUmp can get laid! :tongue:

I'ma confused as to how that works for DUmors. Best I can figure is, the woman gets drunk, passes out, then the DUmmie swoops in and grabs up her date while he's at that critical point of standing but to drunk to realize that's not a woman under that wig? Is that how it goes?

 :-)
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 14, 2010, 06:50:24 AM
I'ma confused as to how that works for DUmors. Best I can figure is, the woman gets drunk, passes out, then the DUmmie swoops in and grabs up her date while he's at that critical point of standing but to drunk to realize that's not a woman under that wig? Is that how it goes?

 :-)

Don't know for sure.  I think I heard the story around VRWC R&D that a DUmor guy gets a girl drunk, she passes out, while he drinks water.   :tongue:
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: true_blood on August 14, 2010, 10:14:04 AM
Deb, it's the only way most of the males at the DUmp can get laid! :tongue:

Even that's pushing it! :hi5:
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: AprilRazz on August 14, 2010, 12:04:33 PM
Wonder how that job search is going for her? :lmao:
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: diesel driver on August 15, 2010, 08:30:35 AM
anyone know if she is hawt or not?
Would anyone give a flying rats ass if she is?
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 15, 2010, 09:07:15 AM
Would anyone give a flying rats ass if she is?

Some people will do anything.......even a moonbat.
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: Revolution on December 28, 2010, 01:06:49 PM
Well, the #8 Top Primitive of 2010 has just made my first New Year's resolution for me... :whatever:


Wow.
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: Texacon on December 28, 2010, 02:59:11 PM
Well, the #8 Top Primitive of 2010 has just made my first New Year's resolution for me... :whatever:


Wow.

 :lmao:

^5

KC
Title: Re: So Xultar, Grey Goose and an I Pad were in a bar....................
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 29, 2010, 07:19:03 AM
Xultar is not drunk.....she just has very fat fingers...... :-)

And she just washed her hands and she can't do a thing with 'em.