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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Mike220 on August 01, 2010, 02:25:46 PM
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One of these days the Jap Navy is going to start riding shotgun and this shit is going to get interesting. :hyper:
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I'm still waiting for the episode where the idiot with the crunched speedboat boards the Japanese ship to "arrest" the captain.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10534373
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I'm shocked the Japanese have been as tolerant as they are. These people (the Sea 'Shepherds') are total loons. They throw stuff at the Japs, shoot stuff at the Japs, cut across their bows, etc ... yet when something happens it is all the fault of the Japanese whalers. And all the evidence is on TV once a week! :thatsright:
KC
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I had to stop watching it because my wife got mad at me for yelling "Shoot the dumb F**kers" in front of the children. :lmao:
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I had to stop watching it because my wife got mad at me for yelling "Shoot the dumb F**kers" in front of the children. :lmao:
:lmao:
KC
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I had to stop watching it because my wife got mad at me for yelling "Shoot the dumb F**kers" in front of the children. :lmao:
As I've said before, Whale Watchers is what happens when hippies think good intentions will overcome reality. As much as I bitched about fire drills, flooding drills, maintenance, field day, and all the other mundane bullshit that went with shipboard life, I knew that at the end of the day, worst case scenario, I could face pretty much any situation and stand a good chance of coming out alive and in one piece.
I harbor no such sentiments for these assclowns. A galley fire would **** them over nine ways from Sunday.
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I'm still waiting for the episode where the idiot with the crunched speedboat boards the Japanese ship to "arrest" the captain.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10534373
Thanks for the article. Looks like Bethune got off light.
KC
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I'm watching right now on APL because I'm bored. They are like children playing pirate. Everything is fun until someone shoots their eye out, of couse just like every liberal, it will be someone elses fault.
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I'm watching right now on APL because I'm bored. They are like children playing pirate. Everything is fun until someone shoots their eye out, of couse just like every liberal, it will be someone elses fault.
:lmao:
Great analogy.
KC
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I'm watching right now on APL because I'm bored. They are like children playing pirate. Everything is fun until someone shoots their eye out, of couse just like every liberal, it will be someone elses fault.
They also run crying home to mommy when they're slapped or lose and demand that big brother comes down to the ballpark to protect them while they kick sand in the other players faces.
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As I've said before, Whale Watchers is what happens when hippies think good intentions will overcome reality. As much as I bitched about fire drills, flooding drills, maintenance, field day, and all the other mundane bullshit that went with shipboard life, I knew that at the end of the day, worst case scenario, I could face pretty much any situation and stand a good chance of coming out alive and in one piece.
I harbor no such sentiments for these assclowns. A galley fire would **** them over nine ways from Sunday.
Galley fire? Shoot, a class 'A' shitcan fire on the bridge would bring that whole mess to a crash.
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I'm watching right now on APL because I'm bored. They are like children playing pirate. Everything is fun until someone shoots their eye out, of couse just like every liberal, it will be someone elses fault.
I watched the show today. Their freshwater/seawater systems were cross-contaminated (piss-poor engineering). Lucky for them they were in the Antarctic and could get a few ice cubes down in their freshwater tanks (although they'll still be salty as shit).
Let them try that shit around Hawaii and see how far they get. Stupid and lucky? Luck runs out.
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I watched the show today. Their freshwater/seawater systems were cross-contaminated (piss-poor engineering). Lucky for them they were in the Antarctic and could get a few ice cubes down in their freshwater tanks (although they'll still be salty as shit).
Let them try that shit around Hawaii and see how far they get. Stupid and lucky? Luck runs out.
Are you serious?
:lmao:
Do you think they'll show the footage of the filthy hippies and the biblically tragic case of the shits they'll all have from drinking the bug juice?
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Are you serious?
:lmao:
Do you think they'll show the footage of the filthy hippies and the biblically tragic case of the shits they'll all have from drinking the bug juice?
Let's put it this way--there was so much seawater in their bilges I'd be deathly ****ing afraid to step foot on that POS rust bucket.
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I had to stop watching it because my wife got mad at me for yelling "Shoot the dumb F**kers" in front of the children. :lmao:
Heh, heh! I have the same problem with all the reality cop shows! "Toots" makes me change the channel!
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As I've said before, Whale Watchers is what happens when hippies think good intentions will overcome reality. As much as I bitched about fire drills, flooding drills, maintenance, field day, and all the other mundane bullshit that went with shipboard life, I knew that at the end of the day, worst case scenario, I could face pretty much any situation and stand a good chance of coming out alive and in one piece.
I harbor no such sentiments for these assclowns. A galley fire would **** them over nine ways from Sunday.
Man, Sparky, you ain't just BSing there. The frickin' polar oceans are no place for dysfunctional hippies and anarchists with a ship. That thing is a deathtrap, it's a miracle they're all still alive. I'm sure having some star (I've never heard of her myself, really) on board mugging for the film crew is just going to make the trip ever so much more focused, harmonious, and efficient, though! That show is a great leadership teaching tool...about what not to do, in a 'Marine operations in hazardous waters as done by the Three Stooges' kind of way.
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As I've said before, Whale Watchers is what happens when hippies think good intentions will overcome reality. As much as I bitched about fire drills, flooding drills, maintenance, field day, and all the other mundane bullshit that went with shipboard life, I knew that at the end of the day, worst case scenario, I could face pretty much any situation and stand a good chance of coming out alive and in one piece.
I harbor no such sentiments for these assclowns. A galley fire would **** them over nine ways from Sunday.
You are being generous.
A galley fire drill would make them pee in their pants.
BTW the PMS I didn't mind it was the damned spot checks that drove me nuts. LOL
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I'd crew the SS Minnow before I'd get on that rust tub. The Captain is the biggest idiot on board, bar none. Eventually they'll screw the pooch completely and the poor Japanese will have to decide if they should save them or allow them to become douchsicles bobbing in the Antarctic.
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You are being generous.
A galley fire drill would make them pee in their pants.
BTW the PMS I didn't mind it was the damned spot checks that drove me nuts. LOL
Then you would absolutely HATE working in a nuke plant. Imagine you doing emergent maintenance to prevent the plant from having to shut down because of a 6-hour action statement, and you've got watching:
--Your supervisor
--Your manager
--Quality Control (doing an observation)
--The Shift Manager
--The Operations Manager
--Engineering (always in groups of at least 4 to "advise" while they all draw OT, of course)
--The resident NRC inspector
Ah, good times.
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Then you would absolutely HATE working in a nuke plant. Imagine you doing emergent maintenance to prevent the plant from having to shut down because of a 6-hour action statement, and you've got watching:
--Your supervisor
--Your manager
--Quality Control (doing an observation)
--The Shift Manager
--The Operations Manager
--Engineering (always in groups of at least 4 to "advise" while they all draw OT, of course)
--The resident NRC inspector
Ah, good times.
How many of those people are sitting by scratching their ass....
...and we wonder why Nuclear power is branded as a expensive alternative.
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I haven't watched this show, but just from reading these comments, I'm astounded the hippies are alive at all. Cross-contamination due to piss-poor engineering is the understatement of the week, so far.
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Then you would absolutely HATE working in a nuke plant. Imagine you doing emergent maintenance to prevent the plant from having to shut down because of a 6-hour action statement, and you've got watching:
--Your supervisor
--Your manager
--Quality Control (doing an observation)
--The Shift Manager
--The Operations Manager
--Engineering (always in groups of at least 4 to "advise" while they all draw OT, of course)
--The resident NRC inspector
Ah, good times.
hey at least you no longer have an XO and a Skipper who are one reactor incident away from crewing the number 14 boat at the Gorton Fish Company if'n sumthin goes zorch hovering around. :-D
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How many of those people are sitting by scratching their ass....
...and we wonder why Nuclear power is branded as a expensive alternative.
Oh, don't kid yourself--refineries, dirt-burner plants, etc., would all do the same thing when $2 MILLION a day in revenue is on the line.
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My daughter and I were watching one of the shows for shark week last night on Discovery Channel. Shit of the bitch if one of the guys on board the boat looking for sharks didn't have a "Sea Shepherd" jacket on. Now I'm going to do a "Where is Waldo" type deal everytime I watch any similar type show.
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My daughter and I were watching one of the shows for shark week last night on Discovery Channel. Shit of the bitch if one of the guys on board the boat looking for sharks didn't have a "Sea Shepherd" jacket on. Now I'm going to do a "Where is Waldo" type deal everytime I watch any similar type show.
I used to love nature shows until they all got so damn politically correct. Next thing you know there will be some enviro-vegans trying to train the tigers to not eat meat.
Cindie
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I used to love nature shows until they all got so damn politically correct. Next thing you know there will be some enviro-vegans trying to train the tigers to not eat meat.
Cindie
Cindie, the best part of that is the "enviro-vegans trying to train the tigers to not eat meat" will probably be meat for the tigers! :evillaugh:
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...but meat of such poor quality...
:rotf:
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...but meat of such poor quality...
:rotf:
Yeah, it's probably give them the runs, too . . .
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I'd crew the SS Minnow before I'd get on that rust tub. The Captain is the biggest idiot on board, bar none. Eventually they'll screw the pooch completely and the poor Japanese will have to decide if they should save them or [c]allow them to become douchsicles bobbing in the Antarctic[/b].
Well after all........... it is "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel!
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Yeah, it's probably give them the runs, too . . .
Now now, grain and beer fed beef is expensive in Japan. :-)
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I'd crew the SS Minnow before I'd get on that rust tub. The Captain is the biggest idiot on board, bar none. Eventually they'll screw the pooch completely and the poor Japanese will have to decide if they should save them or allow them to become douchsicles bobbing in the Antarctic.
My step-son and I watch this from time to time. IT IS A LAUGH RIOT! The closest any of them have ever came to nautical experience is they may have been to the beach and swam in the ocean. (Key word: "may")
I believe the Japanese wouldhave to rescue them, because if they don't, the hippies would pollute the water worse than the rustbucket POS boat ever could. If you were the Japanese, would YOU want to eat whale that had been caught in waters where hippies had drowned?
I rest my case. :lmao:
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Cindie, the best part of that is the "enviro-vegans trying to train the tigers to not eat meat" will probably be meat for the tigers! :evillaugh:
Where today's environmental champion is tomorrows tiger poop.
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Wasn't there a DUmmie in the past who said he was going to have his dog go vegetarian? It was before my time, but I hope a lonely neuron fired over there somewhere and explained things to the DUmmie.
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Wasn't there a DUmmie in the past who said he was going to have his dog go vegetarian? It was before my time, but I hope a lonely neuron fired over there somewhere and explained things to the DUmmie.
If any nurons fire over on The Island, any sense it might make is instantly overwhelmed by the insessant babble of the morons that entirely surround it. :fuelfire:
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If any nurons fire over on The Island, any sense it might make is instantly overwhelmed by the insessant babble of the morons that entirely surround it. :fuelfire:
I'm pretty sure there is a strong magnetic field surrounding the place to make it pretty much impossible!
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I'm pretty sure there is a strong magnetic field surrounding the place to make it pretty much impossible!
Instead of the "Dome of Silence" or whatever it was on "Get Smart", Skinners Island is surrounded by a "Dome of Stupidity".
It works really, really, well.
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Instead of the "Dome of Silence" or whatever it was on "Get Smart", Skinners Island is surrounded by a "Dome of Stupidity".
It works really, really, well.
Naw. It leaks like a seive. I see really stupid shit out here in real life, frequently.
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These clueless turds lost one of their dinghies and managed to destroy the propeller in the process. :lmao:
Comedy gold!
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Looking at these DUmbasses of the sea one has to wonder where the French special forces are whan you need them.
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I almost wish I hadn't seen South Park's take on it before I found it on Animal Planet because they're right on the money... Nothing Ever Happens. There's maybe five minutes of progress in a thirty-minute show.
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Naw. It leaks like a seive. I see really stupid shit out here in real life, frequently.
THAT is the result of all these "warning labels" on any and all everyday products.
USED to be the stupid would kill themselves off in childhood thru early adulthood before they could procreate, thereby keeping the numbers of stupid people in check.
BUT, the stupid soon realized that if the stuck a "warning label" on everything that could remotely cause harm or death to their offspring, they could have more stupid to associate with.
NOW, we are overrun with stupid people, who are no longer killing themselves off, instead, they are living to adulthood, procreating, becoming teachers and college professors, and voting Democrat.
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Looking at these DUmbasses of the sea one has to wonder where the French special forces are whan you need them.
I miss the good old days......
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I miss the good old days......
What was the name of that now-artificial reef, anyway?
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I've been trying to remember that myself. A mind is a terrible thing to lose. :-)
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What was the name of that now-artificial reef, anyway?
The Rainbow Warrior!
Google is my frien'. :-)
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The Rainbow Warrior!
Google is my frien'. :-)
May it rust in peace . . .
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The Rainbow Warrior!
Google is my frien'. :-)
Yes, but does Google say whether it was entirely crewed by skittles-shitting unicorns? :naughty:
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These clueless turds lost one of their dinghies and managed to destroy the propeller in the process. :lmao:
Comedy gold!
How stupid was that?! Instead of towing the beached boat off the rocks the idiot not only starts it up but he goes full throttle on the rocks!
I loved how the guy in the wheel house looked at the boat and said "Oh, they took the propeller off!"
:lmao:
KC
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Yes, but does Google say whether it was entirely crewed by skittles-shitting morons? :naughty:
Why yes, yes they were. :-)
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I would pay good money to see these hippies go to the Berring Sea and pull this shit with any one of the crab boats.
LOL
KC
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I would pay good money to see these hippies go to the Berring Sea and pull this shit with any one of the crab boats.
LOL
KC
I know for a fact the Time Bandit has an AK on board..... :-)
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I know for a fact the Time Bandit has an AK on board..... :-)
That ought to be almost as much fun as the animal rights protesters at the biker rally (http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305/activists-missing-after-declaring-war-on-leather-at-motorcycle-rally/). :lmao:
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Are you watching..????? Fridays... The Sea Shepard, Bob Barker VS Japanese Whalers.. Score Japan 2.... they sunk the Ady Gil.. and harpooned a Sea Shepard crew.. Mind you I am not a fan of Japanese Whalers either..
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From the TV ads, it looks like the most unintentionally funny filmed event since "Purple Rain."
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The program would be funny if it weren't so damned stupid.
I'm just relieved that they're spending big money on running a ship, helicopter, and small boats in the south Atlantic. It's better they do that than contribute toward another socialist Obama-tinged cause.
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The program would be funny if it weren't so damned stupid.
I'm just relieved that they're spending big money on running a ship, helicopter, and small boats in the south Atlantic. It's better they do that than contribute toward another socialist Obama-tinged cause.
I wonder what they pay the crew? I bet they volunteer for the season and get free room and board..The Captains more than likely get paid cash.. I wonder anyone know the details.. care?
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I wonder what they pay the crew? I bet they volunteer for the season and get free room and board..The Captains more than likely get paid cash.. I wonder anyone know the details.. care?
It's all volunteer work. I think the S-S.org is part of Greenpeace but I could be mistaken.
I watched a new(er) episode last night. That idiot captain ran his ship right into one of those Japanese whalers and tore a hole in the side of his boat. If those dumbasses sink themselves, it won't be for lack of trying.
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It takes big money to run a ship that size, along with the accompanying equipment/boats/helicopters/support gear.
The people in the program are idiots -- pure and simple. They're looking for their 15 minutes of fame.
I don't want to see anybody get hurt or killed, but when these morons are on the high seas dicking around with seamen who have no compunction about using violence against those who want to interfere with their vocation -- no matter how despicable it might seem to be -- when they get harpooned or hurt or fall in the ocean, hey, that doesn't bother me one bit.
You make your bed, you lie in it.
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There's already a thread on this circus in the DUmpster, so I'm going to merge the two.
Laughing at these guys is almost as much fun as watching DUmmies. :popcorn:
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I am surprised the Japanese Whalers haven't killed any of them ... after all it is a huge way of life in Japan. and you just don't cut off someones income like that.
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Now now, grain and beer fed beef is expensive in Japan. :-)
Ah'm goin' to have to look that up! Beer ya say? Sounds like a helluva idea!
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It's all volunteer work. I think the S-S.org is part of Greenpeace but I could be mistaken.
I watched a new(er) episode last night. That idiot captain ran his ship right into one of those Japanese whalers and tore a hole in the side of his boat. If those dumbasses sink themselves, it won't be for lack of trying.
IIRC Capt DUmbass got thrown out of Greenpeace for being a DUmbass and started Sea Shepard to continue bilking fighting the good fight for the enviro-weenies.
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New episode starts in 12 minutes. Get your :popcorn: and :couch: ready.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/21cxt38.gif)
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I will watch the repeat one... just gotta get :popcorn: :cheersmate: ready,,,,,,,,, let the games begin!!!! :hi5: :fuelfire:
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Well, that was a waste of an hour.
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Agreed.... wasted hour..
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Agreed.... wasted hour..
If an episode doesn't end with the Japanese Navy blowing this thing out of the water, it ain't worth watching.
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Well, that was a waste of an hour.
It is ALWAYS a wasted hour and you know it before you ever sit down to watch it but dammit you just can't see that much stupid in technicolor all the time!
The sweet, sweet sound of hippie tears hitting the deck always make my evening a little brighter.
KC
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It is ALWAYS a wasted hour and you know it before you ever sit down to watch it but dammit you just can't see that much stupid in technicolor all the time!
The sweet, sweet sound of hippie tears hitting the deck always make my evening a little brighter.
KC
Oh, it's not ALWAYS a waste...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_D36P1iWeXNs/SXP8K_fhEOI/AAAAAAAABtg/eDPgSFGxxFA/s400/cartman_tears.gif)
And you KNOW they're gonna **** up, sooner or later--and usually sooner.
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I've heard of this show, but I really don't know the premise of it. I don't know what all goes on in this show. I am, however, a big fan of keeping the endangered whales safe. And really most whales.
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I've heard of this show, but I really don't know the premise of it. I don't know what all goes on in this show. I am, however, a big fan of keeping the endangered whales safe. And really most whales.
I agree with you, but these guys are pathetic. Watching these hopeless grabasses playing grownup in the middle of the Arctic Ocean beats anything else on TV.
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I agree with you, but these guys are pathetic. Watching these hopeless grabasses playing grownup in the middle of the Arctic Ocean beats anything else on TV.
I agree, they are pathetic.
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I agree with you, but these guys are pathetic. Watching these hopeless grabasses playing grownup in the middle of the Arctic Ocean beats anything else on TV.
I'd love to check out the show, but please tell me this. Do you see whale-butchering? I can't watch if so. But if not, I'd love to see what this show is really about.
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Some of the earlier shows, yes. You don't see a lot of graphic material, just a bunch of bumbling dumbasses on a rusty old boat.
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Some of the earlier shows, yes. You don't see a lot of graphic material, just a bunch of bumbling dumbasses on a rusty old boat.
I'll check it out. Is it Discovery?
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Animal Planet.
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Animal Planet.
Ok. Thanks!
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You're in luck (if you really want to call it that). Tomorrow at 4pm Eastern, they're showing twelve hours of episodes.
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Soleil, I don't think any of us are for the unnecessary butchering of wildlife at any level. Certainly no endangered species. The whales the Japanese are killing are not endangered and it allowed by law (this is contested by the hippies).
Having said that ... you won't see much of anything actually happening on any of the shows but you will see a LOT of hippies doing really stupid things and crying when the Japanese do some of the same stuff the hippies are doing. The hippies cry foul at every turn and it is simply hilarious to watch incompetence of that magnitude.
In one episode they chipped some ice off a glacier because they forgot to get enough fresh water to hold them over. While sucking on a piece of ice one of the hippies said; "Guys, do you realize this water could be thousands of years old!"
My 16 year old daughter turned to look at me and said; "Oh my Lord. Where does this hippie think the water came from .... of COURSE it's thousands of years old!"
:lmao:
KC
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Soleil, I don't think any of us are for the unnecessary butchering of wildlife at any level. Certainly no endangered species. The whales the Japanese are killing are not endangered and it allowed by law (this is contested by the hippies).
Having said that ... you won't see much of anything actually happening on any of the shows but you will see a LOT of hippies doing really stupid things and crying when the Japanese do some of the same stuff the hippies are doing. The hippies cry foul at every turn and it is simply hilarious to watch incompetence of that magnitude.
In one episode they chipped some ice off a glacier because they forgot to get enough fresh water to hold them over. While sucking on a piece of ice one of the hippies said; "Guys, do you realize this water could be thousands of years old!"
My 16 year old daughter turned to look at me and said; "Oh my Lord. Where does this hippie think the water came from .... of COURSE it's thousands of years old!"
:lmao:
KC
Easy to see you didn't raise no DUmmie! Heh!
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I watch just enough of this stuff to once again realize that idiots in this world abound then I go do something constructive.
It looks to me, though, that they're pretty well outfitted. I'm not seeing a lot of rusty, broken-up stuff -- somebody's paying big money to finance this kind of stoopid.
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Soleil, I don't think any of us are for the unnecessary butchering of wildlife at any level. Certainly no endangered species. The whales the Japanese are killing are not endangered and it allowed by law (this is contested by the hippies).
Having said that ... you won't see much of anything actually happening on any of the shows but you will see a LOT of hippies doing really stupid things and crying when the Japanese do some of the same stuff the hippies are doing. The hippies cry foul at every turn and it is simply hilarious to watch incompetence of that magnitude.
In one episode they chipped some ice off a glacier because they forgot to get enough fresh water to hold them over. While sucking on a piece of ice one of the hippies said; "Guys, do you realize this water could be thousands of years old!"
My 16 year old daughter turned to look at me and said; "Oh my Lord. Where does this hippie think the water came from .... of COURSE it's thousands of years old!"
:lmao:
KC
That was the same episode they "forgot" to fuel up.. Ady Gil ! By the way I am against any killing of endangered species either. The hippies are eco-terrorist in my opinon!