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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: miskie on August 07, 2010, 05:16:31 PM
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-07-10 06:01 PM
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Hey
I have to go to work in 20 minutes, so I'm forced to make this quick and to the point.
I really, really, really ****ed up and was banned. The Admins recently decided to reinstate me, pretty much out of the kindness of their hearts, because I didn't deserve a second thought after the shit I pulled.
I am very glad to be back. I am truly sorry for my behavior. I'm looking to be a good DU citizen from here on out.
So, hi. Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years.
This one has more lives than the average cat.... :loser:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8899204
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Oh my.
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I'm actually kind of happy. I've missed the comedic value the Pitt Stain brings.
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Anybody surprised?
Anyone?
Somebody?
Din't think so.
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Pitt e ful.
KC
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I'm more surprised he has a job.
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Bunch of cash,a {gulp} and a satisfied look on skins face.
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His speech was beautiful. It left me teary-eyed.
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Oh shit.
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Oh shit.
He's got plenty of time to impress the voting panel. DUmmy of the year is fast approaching.
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PJ notified LOL!
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He's got plenty of time to impress the voting panel. DUmmy of the year is fast approaching.
I'm wondering if the bobbling primitive knows the news yet.
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I'm wondering if the bobbling primitive knows the news yet.
Libraries are closed on Sat. night. :-)
She will lose it when she finds out. Hope we find the outrage thread early.
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Someone pass the popcorn...extra butter.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I got a Ping from Charles re: 24 business hours.
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I don't know what's worse...
That he begged to get back into Soviet Russia DU , or that they let him back in.
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I wonder if he knows that The Rove is sitting in for Rush on Mon. If so, we could be in for a great rant.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Sat Aug-07-10 07:21 PM
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65. Interesting how values go around here
Dissent not forgiven. Threats are. Weird
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I wonder if he knows that The Rove is sitting in for Rush on Mon. If so, we could be in for a great rant.
Oh darn, is Rush on vacation again?
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Bunch of cash,a {gulp} and a satisfied look on skins face.
reading that thread has me convinced that Sir William the Pittiful is getting the favor returned to him repeatedly. Even CalPeg got in line to give him some knob slobberin'.. hopefully it causes her to expel some poetry..
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I should so get an account there...before the island goes on lockdown in November--PERMANENTLY.
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Anybody surprised?
Not I. Isn't he a rich kid? Grow up!
Sorry!
Anyone?
Somebody?
Din't think so.
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The place is faltering. The beg-a-thon's aren't going well.
Hell...the natives have even figured out how to exploit the code on the Island.
What can $kimmer do to divert the locals from the fact the Emperor has no clothes?
"Welcome back Mr. Pitt."
:whatever:
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-07-10 06:01 PM
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Hey
I have to go to work in 20 minutes, so I'm forced to make this quick and to the point.
I would bet my next 6 paychecks that this jackoff did not work the night he posted this, I'm sure he spent the night at home monitoring the thread to keep track of his critics and his bootlickers.
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I would bet my next 6 paychecks that this jackoff did not work the night he posted this, I'm sure he spent the night at home monitoring the thread to keep track of his critics and his bootlickers.
I'm wondering myself.
The "time stamp" shows circa 6:00 p.m. Saturday evening, but admittedly one has to be cautious about time stamps on Skins's island. But it's probably reasonable to assume that's eastern time.
What sorts of jobs does one go to, around suppertime on a Saturday evening?
It's a safe bet Truthout doesn't have a night police beat reporter.
I suspect the Bostonian Drunkard, if not really hanging around to read comments at his campfire, was in a hurry to get down to the neighborhood bar.
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I'm wondering myself.
The "time stamp" shows circa 6:00 p.m. Saturday evening, but admittedly one has to be cautious about time stamps on Skins's island. But it's probably reasonable to assume that's eastern time.
What sorts of jobs does one go to, around suppertime on a Saturday evening?
It's a safe bet Truthout doesn't have a night police beat reporter.
I suspect the Bostonian Drunkard, if not really hanging around to read comments at his campfire, was in a hurry to get down to the neighborhood bar.
Didn't Pittster land the coveted job as seat warmer/bouncer at his local 6 months or so back?
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Didn't Pittster land the coveted job as seat warmer/bouncer at his local 6 months or so back?
I think he did, but I'm not sure; that was one of those times when I wasn't paying attention to the Bostonian Drunkard.
By the way, even though I haven't shown it, I'm really upset with my fellow alum Skins, for allowing the Bostonian Drunkard back on the island. In fact, I'm really pissed off.
The "havocmom" primitive expressed franksolich's sentiments exactly.
The old school tie is fraying.
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I'm actually happy about this -
Not because I have any respect for Sir William The Pittiful - but because of the infighting this is going to generate. The longer this thread is noticed, the more grumbling happens.
Pitt's actions were egregious - and in that one post he defied everything that DU claims to be. He shouldn't be back. What this does show is that Pitt is valuable to DU - either his own money, or the money of those who love him. It helps to further highlight that there are three classes of people on the island
The Owners - which is to be expected. All public forums are at the very best benevolent dictatorships. - None are truly (small d) democratic. And thats just fine.
The Aristocracy - those who pay well, or attract lots of others who pay.
The Proletarians - everybody else.
The Aristocrats, such as Pitt, CalPeg etc. can flagrantly violate the laws put in place by the owners, and only suffer minimal consequence for their transgressions. If one takes Will Pitt's rant and attribute it to any of the proles, I wouldn't be typing this, as that primitive will still be banned.
DU is not about Democrats. DU is about Democrats with money. Everyone else are window dressing.
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Has the target of ArmPitt's rage and subsequent cause for his banning seen his re-arrival thread?
:popcorn:
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I'm actually happy about this -
Not because I have any respect for Sir William The Pittiful - but because of the infighting this is going to generate. The longer this thread is noticed, the more grumbling happens.
Pitt's actions were egregious - and in that one post he defied everything that DU claims to be. He shouldn't be back. What this does show is that Pitt is valuable to DU - either his own money, or the money of those who love him. It helps to further highlight that there are three classes of people on the island
The Owners - which is to be expected. All public forums are at the very best benevolent dictatorships. - None are truly (small d) democratic. And thats just fine.
The Aristocracy - those who pay well, or attract lots of others who pay.
The Proletarians - everybody else.
The Aristocrats, such as Pitt, CalPeg etc. can flagrantly violate the laws put in place by the owners, and only suffer minimal consequence for their transgressions. If one takes Will Pitt's rant and attribute it to any of the proles, I wouldn't be typing this, as that primitive will still be banned.
DU is not about Democrats. DU is about Democrats with money. Everyone else are window dressing.
Just like in the real democrat world, if you have the money you can buy your way out of anything.
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I don't know what's worse...
That he begged to get back into Soviet Russia DU , or that they let him back in.
I agree completely. How bad is your life that you WANT to be back on Skin's island? I guess it's like heardened criminals who have spend years and years in prison; they find comfort in being surrounded by four walls and being told what to do.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I got a Ping from Charles re: 24 business hours.
I need to check my FR account. I'm on PJ's ping list.
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I'm wondering myself.
The "time stamp" shows circa 6:00 p.m. Saturday evening, but admittedly one has to be cautious about time stamps on Skins's island. But it's probably reasonable to assume that's eastern time.
What sorts of jobs does one go to, around suppertime on a Saturday evening?
It's a safe bet Truthout doesn't have a night police beat reporter.
I suspect the Bostonian Drunkard, if not really hanging around to read comments at his campfire, was in a hurry to get down to the neighborhood bar.
Overnight cashier at Walmart.
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Overnight cashier at Walmart.
Yup--when you're down and out, that's about the only thing one can get.
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I need to check my FR account. I'm on PJ's ping list.
Were you pinged?
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Traffic is down, I know you guys have a more sophisticated way of noticing that than we do.
My guess is Pitt was asked to come back after the purge fiasco didn't go as suspected.
Skinner should keep his pants on. Speaker Boehner and a hopelessly split Senate will probably bring traffic pretty much back to normal.
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It was inevitable. Really. He is popular there, and most people seem to like him. The admins knew when they banned him it was only temporary. That is how they work. Now the people who were banned for much less offensive things will never see the DU light of day again. See? They are fair like that. ::)
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Traffic is down, I know you guys have a more sophisticated way of noticing that than we do.
My guess is Pitt was asked to come back after the purge fiasco didn't go as suspected.
Skinner should keep his pants on. Speaker Boehner and a hopelessly split Senate will probably bring traffic pretty much back to normal.
Hi Jake, I prefer Speaker Bachman and Senate Majority Leader Sessions. :-)
BTW, I need to ask this, do you guys kind of get where Conservatives are coming from now in reference to the "Moderates"? seems like we have more in common than people would actually think, we both think our parties are too close to the middle, and the ones who do the donating and the hard work are the extreme right and left, then the person gets elected with some help from the stick their finger in the air and see which way the wind blows Moderates, and all of a sudden they forget the ones who drove the election.
Just a curiosity question. Nice meeting you.
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What I find funny, is both sides have major issues with Federal Power. What I find even funnier is that both sides try to use federal power for their own ends.
As for the "moderates" on both sides of the aisle. Whether you are talking about John McCain or Lincoln Blanche, they are in service of a group of bankers in Manhattan. Their policy is not moderate.
Quite frankly, if the federal government didn't have this giant pool of money to play around with, they wouldn't be the assholes that they are, no matter which party was in charge.
In the late 19th century early 20th century we made two stupid changes to our constitution. We made Senators directly elected, instead of being filtered through state legislatures (the intention was a group of men who were not faced with re-election but with keeping the legislatures in their states happy, it was meant to give the state legislatures a voice in Washington)
The second was the income tax. When we past that, we moved funding of government operations from taxing imports, to that of taxing work done in the country. There was a control in the market, you can only tax an import so much.
At this point, I'm more prone to trust the tyranny that is Harrisburg than the tyranny that is D.C.
Others haven't reached this point.
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Were you pinged?
You know it's funny - but even if you longer have an active FR account, you can still log in and get your pals' pings and also see private messages.
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Okay, who had today in the pool?
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Blind squirrel, nut...do your thing.
I find this somewhat astonishing, but I've known for quite some time now that DUmors are all about the contradictions. I can see where you're coming from about being pissed even though I don't know your whole history with your fellow alumn, but I can't muster up enough "give a shit" to be pissed about this one. I actually started giggling when I found out that Pitiful is back. :tongue:
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You know it's funny - but even if you longer have an active FR account, you can still log in and get your pals' pings and also see private messages.
Thanks for the heads up. I'll let JimRob know so he can fix the problem.
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Quoth the Raven "Here's some more ($$)! Please let my little Billy back in the sandbox now?"
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A thank you thread to the mods over there turns into an ass kissing (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8901828) thread.
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Didn't Pittster land the coveted job as seat warmer/bouncer at his local 6 months or so back?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! The Pittster Pisser is a bouncer???????
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mon, seriesly????????????
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Ya guys are killin' me!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks for the heads up. I'll let JimRob know so he can fix the problem.
Hey wait just a damn minute! I post here more than anywhere else do to time constraints, but I sure as hell don't want my FR account to disappear because I don't post often!
Just sayin'.........
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Hey wait just a damn minute! I post here more than anywhere else do to time constraints, but I sure as hell don't want my FR account to disappear because I don't post often!
Just sayin'.........
JLO was Zotted. You weren't. Big difference.
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Allo--it IS Boston. Not too many "manly men" in the Boston area proper, unless you're going "Southie".
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JLO was Zotted. You weren't. Big difference.
Really? What for?
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Really? What for?
My sentiments exactly! How the hell could our JLO get zotted? I'm a patch carryin' Viking Kitty and this is the first I've heard of it!
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Sat Aug-07-10 06:01 PM
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Hey
So, hi. Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years.
Imagine having herpes, it is cured. One day, the herpes returns with a vengeance...then you realize the herpes is preferable to the Pitt.
Yea, kind of like that... :puke:
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My sentiments exactly! How the hell could our JLO get zotted? I'm a patch carryin' Viking Kitty and this is the first I've heard of it!
IRRC it was for some very nasty PM's she was sending some of us in the Canteen and for her particiption in the CP attack on the Proud patriots folks.
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Were you pinged?
Yup, Charles took care of it.
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I read some of that link that Thundley provided on page 3. It's not maddening so much as being asskissing, but for the relentless habit of the DUmpmonkiez to not read the other posts before responding. Someone asked "wasn't somebody posting Will's writings on here during his ban?" A half a million people responded "his mom." Then they did it again on the question of the meaning of "to drop," as in, to kill. Another half million people looked it up on google or urban dictionary and answered.
Annoying, irritating, and it makes them look so stupid.
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Annoying,
Yup.
irritating,
That too . . .
and it makes them look so stupid.
As if they really have to try, near-neighbor . . . :fuelfire:
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.....but for the relentless habit of the DUmpmonkiez to not read the other posts before responding.....Annoying, irritating, and it makes them look so stupid.
The primitives do that all the time.
It reflects their selfish, narcissistic personalities; the primitives are interested only in what they say, and not what other primitives say. So the primitives tend to not read other primitive comments, only their own.
So many primitives jibbering and jabbering.....and hearing only themselves, not other primitives.
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Gone for a few days and I missed this "breaking news"!!! Why didn't someone call/text/facebook me about this momumental news? :lmao:
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The primitives do that all the time.
It reflects their selfish, narcissistic personalities; the primitives are interested only in what they say, and not what other primitives say. So the primitives tend to not read other primitive comments, only their own.
So many primitives jibbering and jabbering.....and hearing only themselves, not other primitives.
A lot of that has to do with posts never bein' sequenced. The ol' reply to # BS drives me crazy! How the hell are ya supposed to follow that crap?
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Gone for a few days and I missed this "breaking news"!!! Why didn't someone call/text/facebook me about this momumental news? :lmao:
We didn't want to give ya the "Hershey Squirts"!
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A lot of that has to do with posts never bein' sequenced. The ol' reply to # BS drives me crazy! How the hell are ya supposed to follow that crap?
I like this system of quoting someone much better. It's a whole lot easier to follow threads.
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We didn't want to give ya the "Hershey Squirts"!
And I appreciate that. :-)
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Update.
cbayer DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Aug-09-10 02:36 PM
THE BAYER ASPIRIN PRIMITIVE
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311. Locking
Locking at OP's request.
cbayer
DU Moderator
About two-thirds of the way through the campfire, some gay primitives started whining.
spiritual_gunfighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Aug-08-10 05:07 PM
Response to Reply #178
261. If you can threaten to beat up a woman and get reinstated then maybe the mods would see fit to reexamine the many banned posters from the GLBT community who did far less.
After which the Bostonian Drunkard asked the campfire to be doused.
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Update.
About two-thirds of the way through the campfire, some gay primitives started whining.
After which the Bostonian Drunkard asked the campfire to be doused.
Well, after all, he is pretty much a girlie boy!
I crack up every time I remember he might be a "bouncer" at the local beer estab! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!