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Title: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: franksolich on August 06, 2010, 08:33:32 AM
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Oh my.

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sakabatou  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Fri Aug-06-10 04:54 AM
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It's been over a week since my GF called me
   
I feel so stressed, so weak so depressed. I don't know where she is, don't know when she's going to get back home. Her family doesn't know either. When I tried to call them a few days ago they hung up on me. 'm shaking. I'm stressed. I can't sleep. I'm nauseous.

WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO?!

No primitive's showed up at this campfire yet.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: Ballygrl on August 06, 2010, 08:38:58 AM
The OP really needs to give a back story on what happened between himself and the girlfriend.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: Celtic Rose on August 06, 2010, 08:40:34 AM
When your girlfriend's family hangs up on you, that is a bad sign.  

I don't know why she disappeared for a week, but sounds like there is something serious going on if nobody apparently knows where she is, and if her parents aren't talking to him, I wonder if they think he has something to do with her taking off.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: Carl on August 06, 2010, 09:22:39 AM
If they won`t talk to him how does he know that they have no idea where she is or is coming back?

DUmmy...she dumped you,get over it.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: HACKSAW on August 06, 2010, 09:23:49 AM
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sakabatou  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Fri Aug-06-10 04:54 AM
Original message

It's been over a week since my GF called me
   
I feel so stressed, so weak so depressed. I don't know where she is, don't know when she's going to get back home. Her family doesn't know either. When I tried to call them a few days ago they hung up on me. 'm shaking. I'm stressed. I can't sleep. I'm nauseous.

WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO?!

Sounds to me that she left your dumb ass and doesn't want you to know where she is because you are a ****ing psycho. When you called her family, she was probably sitting right there and having her relative tell you she wasn't there. Why do you think they hung up on your sorry ass?

You want advice about what to do? Ok champ... Here ya go... QUIT BEING SUCH A ****ING *****!
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: AprilRazz on August 06, 2010, 09:43:18 AM
The only reply.
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mopinko  DU Moderator Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Aug-06-10 10:19 AM
Response to Original message
1. find a new girlfriend.
   
sounds like she is over you.
:rotf:
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: lastparker on August 06, 2010, 09:47:07 AM
The only reply. :rotf:

You just beat me to it!  The poor slob reached out to his fellow DUmmies at 4:54 am, and this is the only love and concern he can get.  They don't care about their fellow man unless his problems can be blamed on the Republican party.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: njpines on August 06, 2010, 10:27:58 AM
Where's the COMPASSION and/or EMPATHY, libs?????  :bawl:


 :lmao:
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 06, 2010, 10:35:15 AM
Some people just can't take a hint.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: dandi on August 06, 2010, 11:10:25 AM
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sakabatou  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Fri Aug-06-10 04:54 AM
Original message

It's been over a week since my GF called me
   
I feel so stressed, so weak so depressed. I don't know where she is, don't know when she's going to get back home. Her family doesn't know either. When I tried to call them a few days ago they hung up on me. 'm shaking. I'm stressed. I can't sleep. I'm nauseous.

WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO?!

Try and get your testicles to drop and move on, you emotionally stunted sissy mary.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: diesel driver on August 06, 2010, 11:11:10 AM
She's probably in Spain with "The One's" boss.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: lastparker on August 06, 2010, 12:23:32 PM
Apparently I "care" more about this DUmmy than his compatriots, because I just checked for an update and there are none.  Still only 1 pitiful reply.  And I continued to ponder his plight.... so I went digging.

Apparently, this is not unusual in their relationship.

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sakabatou  (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-06-09 05:13 PM
Original message
I'm feeling depressed
 My fiance hasn't called in 2... 3 days since she's moved to a new home. I hate the waiting. It's getting me down.

Again, only one reply.  And it definitely went unanswered.
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sakabatou  (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-06-09 06:43 PM
Response to Original message
1. Please delete

 

snivelfest:   http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=276&topic_id=9909

Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: NHSparky on August 06, 2010, 01:01:22 PM
Either that or he's trying to establish an alibi for when da po-po comes a-callin...
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 06, 2010, 02:19:19 PM
Get a frikkin' clue! Better yet, buy a vowel!

_'m s_ ov_r y__r D_mb_ass, Q__T C_LL_N M_, Y_ F_CK_N' P_ST!!!!!!!

ETA:

Pm me if ya want my PayPal account ya DUmb DUmmie!
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: crockspot on August 06, 2010, 02:34:54 PM
Sounds like she ran off to bang a real man, and her family approves. Best break out the cheetos and lube, DUmmy.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: vesta111 on August 06, 2010, 02:47:46 PM
Get a frikkin' clue! Better yet, buy a vowel!

_'m s_ ov_r y__r D_mb_ass, Q__T C_LL_N M_, Y_ F_CK_N' P_ST!!!!!!!

ETA:

Pm me if ya want my PayPal account ya DUmb DUmmie!

I don't know, in today's society he may looking for an alibi or build a red herring.

Could it be that  his girlfriends family were advised  by the police not to speak to him.?

Are the Police getting ready to dig up his garden and or cellar floor.?

      ---    Or--

Has he been to the police to put out a missing persons report on her.?




Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: miskie on August 06, 2010, 03:26:28 PM
http://democraticsingles.net/


Find yourself a moonbat chick.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 06, 2010, 06:24:16 PM
http://democraticsingles.net/


Find yourself a moonbat chick.

Now, we gotta find someone willing to "take one for the team" and actually date one, in order to see if one can be converted.  VRWC R&D is gonna hate me for coming up with this . . .  :o
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 06, 2010, 06:35:22 PM
Now, we gotta find someone willing to "take one for the team" and actually date one, in order to see if one can be converted.  VRWC R&D is gonna hate me for coming up with this . . .  :o

Gonna be quite a lengthy qualification list, doncha think? I mean how many of us could stand the smell to start with? I'm out, at least if married ya oughta be on the bottom of the list, yes? Just think what ya could bring home?
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: Randy on August 06, 2010, 06:52:40 PM
Now, we gotta find someone willing to "take one for the team" and actually date one, in order to see if one can be converted.  VRWC R&D is gonna hate me for coming up with this . . .  :o

Paging Mr Crockspot paging CC member Crockspot, we have DUmmie wimmens needing a shot of conservative values. Please bring your full body condoms and report for duty!
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: true_blood on August 06, 2010, 06:56:39 PM
Sounds like she ran off to bang a real man, and her family approves. Best break out the cheetos and lube, DUmmy.

lol :hi5: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: delilahmused on August 06, 2010, 07:03:35 PM
Did stevenumbers change his user name?

Cindie
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 06, 2010, 07:06:31 PM
Paging Mr Crockspot paging CC member Crockspot, we have DUmmie wimmens needing a shot of conservative values. Please bring your full body condoms and report for duty!

One question, do ya get hazardous duty pay for this operation?
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: soleil on August 06, 2010, 07:23:50 PM
Ok, I guess I am the only one. I feel kinda sorry for him. If they are in a relationship, that is a sucky thing to do. Of course we don't know the story, and that might make a HUGE difference. But as is, I feel sorry for him.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: Ballygrl on August 06, 2010, 07:30:28 PM
Ok, I guess I am the only one. I feel kinda sorry for him. If they are in a relationship, that is a sucky thing to do. Of course we don't know the story, and that might make a HUGE difference. But as is, I feel sorry for him.  :thatsright:

He should've given a little more background, and I feel more bad that no 1 is responding to him and they didn't respond to a previous post of his. I wonder if he would've gotten more responses if he posted it in the Lounge?
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: Carl on August 06, 2010, 07:35:19 PM
Ok, I guess I am the only one. I feel kinda sorry for him. If they are in a relationship, that is a sucky thing to do. Of course we don't know the story, and that might make a HUGE difference. But as is, I feel sorry for him.  :thatsright:

I know and have been there as far as being rejected goes which does suck.
Still though the emo thread about it is just begging for a gawking at an accident as you drive by reaction.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: Chris_ on August 06, 2010, 07:37:30 PM
She called him back.  We can all breathe a sigh of relief now. :yawn:

Still laughing at her family hanging up on him.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 06, 2010, 07:44:00 PM
She called him back.  We can all breathe a sigh of relief now. :yawn:

Still laughing at her family hanging up on him.

Yeah, sure, she called 'im back, wink, wink! If I ever posted such personal stuff onto the interwebs, I'm positive "Toots" would be callin' me back, too! wink, wink! Her winks this time, not mine!

It was 'prolly her that hung up the whole time! He's just whinin' lookin' for sympathy. It's not like we haven't seen this before comin' from a DUmmie. This particular Dummie, too, as a matter of fact!
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: Ballygrl on August 06, 2010, 08:01:12 PM
She called him back.  We can all breathe a sigh of relief now. :yawn:

Still laughing at her family hanging up on him.

Awwwww, now he needs to answer the people who responded to him.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: PatriotGame on August 06, 2010, 09:37:42 PM
Now, we gotta find someone willing to "take one for the team" and actually date one, in order to see if one can be converted.  VRWC R&D is gonna hate me for coming up with this . . .  :o
Think "Janeane Garofalo" then reassess your position.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 06, 2010, 09:55:50 PM
Think "Janeane Garofalo" then reassess your position.  :fuelfire:

oooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's hittin' below the belt!
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: LC EFA on August 06, 2010, 10:06:24 PM
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sakabatou  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Fri Aug-06-10 04:54 AM
Original message

It's been over a week since my GF called me
   
...

WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO?!

Gonna have to plug 'er in and charge the batteries.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: DefiantSix on August 06, 2010, 10:12:39 PM
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sakabatou  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Fri Aug-06-10 04:54 AM
Original message

It's been over a week since my GF called me
   
I feel so stressed, so weak so depressed. I don't know where she is, don't know when she's going to get back home. Her family doesn't know either. When I tried to call them a few days ago they hung up on me. 'm shaking. I'm stressed. I can't sleep. I'm nauseous.

WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DO?!

Why am I the only one here who thought of this first when I read this?  C'mon folks; what's rule #1?

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DUmbshits lie.  All the time, DUmbshits lie.

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Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: chitownchica on August 07, 2010, 02:46:42 AM
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sakabatou  (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-06-10 03:55 PM
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3. UPDATE: She called me today
 Where she was, there was no access to phone or internet >.<

Oh well. 

No access to phone or internet? Sorry dude- you're getting played.
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: HACKSAW on August 07, 2010, 07:39:31 AM
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sakabatou  (1000+ posts)        Fri Aug-06-10 03:55 PM
Response to Original message
3. UPDATE: She called me today
 Where she was, there was no access to phone or internet >.<

Oh well. 

 :bs:
Title: Re: primitive all upset, bent out of shape, about silent girlfriend
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 07, 2010, 07:50:17 AM
:bs:

Yup.  Another translation is this:

 :bigbird: