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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on August 06, 2010, 06:01:35 AM
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At 12:32 p.m., a caller from West McKnight Way reported steroid-using body-builders from Reno had beaten up the caller's son and might have killed him.
Midgets from Fulton Avenue had been following and trying to poison the caller. The body-builder and the lead female midget, who the caller reported as being “really violent,†allegedly had been driving the caller's truck. The caller wanted the Nevada County Sheriff's Office to activate the SWAT team.
http://www.theunion.com/article/20100805/NEWS/100809913/1007&parentprofile=1053
That's all there is I'm afraid; the report was a bit short on details.
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Im afraid this doesnt measure up to your usual efforts B.
Your stature has shrunk in my eyes. :(
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Im afraid this doesnt measure up to your usual efforts B.
Your stature has shrunk in my eyes. :(
The puns are dwarfed by the seriousness of the transgressions...
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Im afraid this doesnt measure up to your usual efforts B.
Your stature has shrunk in my eyes. :(
I think you're being a tiny bit harsh, I deserve a little credit for finding this story. :-)
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A pint- sized story about pint-sized people......... a little diminutive, if you ask me, Bijou.....
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I think you're being a tiny bit harsh, I deserve a little credit for finding this story. :-)
Credit? Credit, you say?
I think we ought to be seriously looking at debits.
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It was only a small problem
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http://www.theunion.com/article/20100805/NEWS/100809913/1007&parentprofile=1053
That's all there is I'm afraid; the report was a bit short on details.
There is only 2 places in my area that I see midgets--one is Seabrook and the other Dover NH.
I think I know exactally how these little people feel. On a trip we stopped at a Denny's for breakfast and as I moved to the buffet table all these legs came in and pushed me aside.
A bus had come in with some college basketball team and the the shortest man on the team was 6' 2 ". Now I am but 5' 3" and I could not look most of them in the face craning my neck back before I lost my balance and began to tip over backwards.
These towering men were young and hungry and most likely had no idea they were pushing aside adults that were to them the same as a 2 year old kid toReally if I had to live my life among people that tall I just may become a bit angry myself.
So, if you had your choice in the matter, and were to be chased by someone ---Would you perfer a bunch of clowns or a group of midgets.?
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---Would you perfer a bunch of clowns or a group of midgets.?
Clowns aren't going very fast with the giant shoes, but, then, midgets aren't too fast with little bitty legs. Kind of a toss up, but, I wouldn't hesitate to beat down some clowns