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Title: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: bijou on March 24, 2008, 03:07:38 PM
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cboy4  (1000+ posts)      Mon Mar-24-08 02:37 PM
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So the new guy at work asked me if I went to 
 church yesterday.

RUDE.

I was so offended, that all I could say was, "no."

What could possibly have been his purpose?

To make me feel guilty I didn't go to church on Easter?

I can't explain why this bothers me so much.


 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3053684#3053696

Cboy, looking to be offended but he can't find anything to hang his feelings on.
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: DixieBelle on March 24, 2008, 03:51:35 PM
They live to be offended. Oy!

I give his bouncy one bong.
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 03:55:32 PM
Once again, a DUmmy makes a big deal out of an innocent question.  Why do they feel the need to be offended all the time?   :mental:

If that is a Bouncy, I give it half a bong.   :p
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: Attero Dominatus on March 24, 2008, 03:57:37 PM
that bouncy fell flat. zero bongs.
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: Georgia Bulldog on March 24, 2008, 04:03:18 PM
Zero bongs from me. No conversion, and no cops jumping out from behind bushes or anything else for that matter. They can do so much better than this. Maybe if they get more cheetos and better weed then these stories will improve.
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 24, 2008, 04:04:52 PM
Is it possible to go negative bongs, where they have to give pot back?
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 04:05:18 PM
Is it possible to go negative bongs, where they have to give pot back?

 :rotf:
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: Carl on March 24, 2008, 05:12:16 PM
Once again, a DUmmy makes a big deal out of an innocent question.  Why do they feel the need to be offended all the time?   :mental:

If that is a Bouncy, I give it half a bong.   :p

It proves in their pitiful minds that they are oppressed,mistreated,and the poor innocent victims of evil forces.

They are also crybabies and losers.
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 05:21:18 PM
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I can't explain why this bothers me so much.
Because you didn't even want go to church on Easter Sunday?
 :whatever:
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: Uhhuh35 on March 24, 2008, 05:24:01 PM
I wonder what would be the response if they were asked my a Muslim: "What mosque to you attend? Oh you don't go? Would you like to come with me and experience Allah?"

Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 05:25:53 PM
I wonder what would be the response if they were asked my a Muslim: "What mosque to you attend? Oh you don't go? Would you like to come with me and experience Allah?"


...more like "Wanna meet Allah if you don't start going?"
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: Lord Undies on March 24, 2008, 05:26:35 PM
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cboy4  (1000+ posts)      Mon Mar-24-08 02:37 PM
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So the new guy at work asked me if I went to  
the Abortion Rights Rally yesterday.

ADONIS!

I was so turned on, that all I could say was, "guggspeth."

What could possibly have been his purpose?

To make me feel excited about abortion rights?

I can explain why this bothers me so much.  He's HOTTT!

Another scenario.
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: LadyLiberty on March 24, 2008, 05:30:49 PM
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cboy4  (1000+ posts)      Mon Mar-24-08 02:37 PM
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So the new guy at work asked me if I went to  
the Abortion Rights Rally yesterday.

ADONIS!

I was so turned on, that all I could say was, "guggspeth."

What could possibly have been his purpose?

To make me feel excited about abortion rights?

I can explain why this bothers me so much.  He's HOTTT!

Another scenario.

 :rotf:  :rotf:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :rotf:  :rotf:
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 05:32:34 PM
Once again, a DUmmy makes a big deal out of an innocent question.  Why do they feel the need to be offended all the time?   :mental:

If that is a Bouncy, I give it half a bong.   :p

It proves in their pitiful minds that they are oppressed,mistreated,and the poor innocent victims of evil forces.

They are also crybabies and losers.

Yep, but at the same time, those same pitiful minds think they actually mean something to the Democratic Party.   :lmao:
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 05:35:06 PM
Once again, a DUmmy makes a big deal out of an innocent question.  Why do they feel the need to be offended all the time?   :mental:

If that is a Bouncy, I give it half a bong.   :p

It proves in their pitiful minds that they are oppressed,mistreated,and the poor innocent victims of evil forces.

They are also crybabies and losers.

Yep, but at the same time, those same pitiful minds think they actually mean something to the Democratic Party.   :lmao:
....but they do ... up until the time they pull the lever in the voting booth at which point they return to being useless. 
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: LadyLiberty on March 24, 2008, 05:40:37 PM
This line here..

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I can't explain why this bothers me so much.

...Is a total setup for the DUmmies to respond with a myriad of things to Christian bash (as I see they have done).

He made it TOO easy.
Title: Re: So the new guy at work asked me if I went to
Post by: LadyLiberty on March 24, 2008, 05:42:48 PM


It proves in their pitiful minds that they are oppressed,mistreated,and the poor innocent victims of evil forces.

They are also crybabies and losers.

That's exactly it. They set the stage to be the victims of Christianity  :whatever: and the whole long-winded thread is about that...except I noticed that the very first response was a voice of reason.