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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: miskie on August 03, 2010, 06:09:58 PM
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So, I have been on a Peggy-hunt, as there have been no signs of poetic excrement left anywhere to be seen, So I figure CP has simply relocated her toilet to someplace else.. While rooting around an excavation site I came across this thing of beauty..
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9049774
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-27-09 07:18 PM
Original message
I've come to a decision.
I will no longer post the audio clips to my poetry...
Why?
It's a ton of work, and not worth it to me, for the comments received.
Anyone who would like to hear my poetry, shoot me a PM with your email and I'll put you on my permanent distribution list...
Sorry, gang...
And if you don't give a damn, well, that's OK too.
She took one of her balls and went home -- but thats not what makes this thread extraordinary.. This does..
Name removed (0 posts) Sun Sep-27-09 11:50 PM
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31. Deleted sub-thread
Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
What ?? A 'Name Removed' post ? -- nothing special.. Well you know what they say about the internet, right ? that nothing ever goes away completely ? A bit of further archaeological digging provided fragments that were able to be reconstructed into the glorious original
Nicole Lambeth Donating Member (419 posts) Sun Sep-27-09 11:50 PM
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31. my dear California Peggy
No one responds to your poetry threads because your poems suck. As in, two dollar meth-addict whore kind of suck. And I'm really sorry that you're compelled to share whatever the hell it is inside you that needs to be expressed in these god-awful "poems", but apparently, your ego needs regular feedings, and we are meant to be your sacrificial lambs.
I am flabbergasted that anyone with anything beyond a high school education would find your poetry to be good reading. I mean, I can recommend some books if people need something to compare it to. It saddens my heart that no one has had the guts to tell you how embarrassingly bad your writing is - and not even that, it's that you lord it over your coterie of ass-kissers like it's something they need to praise you for. C'mon people, SERIOUSLY. The poems posted here should be considered acts of literary terrorism. They are THAT BAD.
And before you slam me for anything I've just said, let me make it clear: I. DON'T. CARE. If you really can't tell the difference between good writing or bad, or even how pathetic it is that Peggy has to come here to get her ego stoked (I don't know, she seems ungodly old - it may be the only thing keeping her alive at this point), then I really don't give a damn what you think.
One more thing, peeps - twenty dollar ****ing forks, bitches.
Few suicide runs measure up to the gloriousness of this. It is 100% Pure Grade-A Win. If there was an award ceremony for best flame-out caught 'on tape' this post would earn yearly accolades. Parents will tell this story to their children, and their grandchildren. Awesome. :bow:
And the bonfire, how did it end ?
Lithos (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-28-09 02:07 AM
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59. Locking at OP request
n/t
:rotf:
Please, read this thread in its entirety - it is hilarious, especially after Nicole Lambeth derails it..
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Only sixteen more days until Bad Poetry Day! I hope Calpig has one rolling through her digestive tract right now.
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:rotf: :lmao:
A voice from the grave... :ha:
armyowalgreens (1000+ posts)
Mon Sep-28-09 01:42 AM
Response to Reply #39
53. Man what the **** is this? I will storm your castle and pillage your land.
DO NOT **** WITH PEGGY
armyowalgreens (1000+ posts)
Mon Sep-28-09 01:48 AM
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54. Jesus christ. What the **** is up with the trolls?
Peggy, I have never read one of your poems. But I can only assume that someone as awesome as you would have awesome poetry.
I'll have to keep an eye out for them in the future
:lmao:
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I remember that one well. I love Nicole!!!! She is awesome!! I remember when she did that. We all laughed our asses off. She's no longer at DU (obviously), but she is still awesome!!
Let me add this was at a time when a lot of funny poetry threads were getting deleted (can't make fun of the pig even if you aren't) and a lot of DUers got banned or suspended. And CalPig went on her FB page to applaud the mods, but at DU was nosing around PMing everyone trying to get the info on why people got suspended. She's a snake. And the biggest brown-noser on the planet.
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Here is the rest of the deleted sub-thread.. The numbering is wrong because when a whole sub-thread is pulled, the rest of the posts are renumbered.
LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-27-09 11:54 PM
Response to Reply #31
33. Enjoy your pizza.
CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-27-09 11:56 PM
Response to Reply #31
34. Thank you for sharing this.
Very instructive.
:eyes:
LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-27-09 11:59 PM
Response to Reply #34
36. Don't worry about it...she's oozed hate for awhile.
CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-28-09 12:02 AM
Response to Reply #36
38. My dear LeftyFingerPop...
It doesn't faze me at all...
It's almost funny...
Thanks sweetie...
:hug:
LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-28-09 12:04 AM
Response to Reply #38
39. I'm not laughing...it's beyond the pale...
and it was not provoked.
kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-28-09 12:09 AM
Response to Reply #38
40. It IS almost funny
like an inside joke kind of thing. That last line about the forks is what makes me think it's a joke, as I remember that thread and there was some kidding around on it, too
The post does make me think that I'll have to be rather thick-skinned, too, whenever I get published (or self-publish.) There are always those that have no qualms about holding back how the really feel, no matter how rude they must be to do so.
Take care, Peggy :hug:
CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-28-09 12:10 AM
Response to Reply #40
41. Not to worry, my dear Kentauros...
I'm good...
:hug:
Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-28-09 12:11 AM
Response to Reply #31
42. I'm not going to mince words Nicole
You're a bitch.
bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-28-09 12:14 AM
Response to Reply #31
43. Why not bust out some of your fabulous prose?
Don't really care what books you can recommend. Rather see what you can produce.
And BTW, if you really don't care what anyone thinks, why bother posting at all? Do you really think we give a damn what you think?
BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-28-09 12:15 AM
Response to Reply #31
44. Did you forget your meds today honey?
I feel sorry for you. CA Peggy has more friends here than you will probably ever have in your lifetime. But then, calling people names on the internets is all little psychopaths like you have, isn't it?
Jetboy (240 posts) Mon Sep-28-09 12:23 AM
Response to Reply #31
45. No words.
Just:
:grr:
1gobluedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-28-09 12:28 AM
Response to Reply #31
48. Wow
What's the point of that? You must enjoy hurting people. I feel sorry for you.
Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-28-09 12:36 AM
Response to Reply #31
49. about that meth whore..........
you are speaking from experience, I take it.
Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-28-09 12:42 AM
Response to Reply #31
52. I feel sorry for you.
You say you don't care...yet you put way too much energy into this.
I wouldn't slam you....you are already filled with self-loathing...
"The 'lady' doth protest too much, methinks".
UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Sep-27-09 11:58 PM
Response to Original message
35. If I missed some CP it is because I lately got very busy !
Edited on Mon Sep-28-09 12:00 AM by UndertheOcean
I WISH I can write poetry like you one of these days . I have been going through a dry spell at the moment.
CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Sep-28-09 12:01 AM
Response to Reply #35
37. My dear UndertheOcean...
No worries!
We all have lives, after all...
:hug:
Sooo much butt-kissing.... :rotf:
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I calpig's poetry makes her a protected species, just imagine if bobbo the hobo ever started writing poetry.
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I calpig's poetry makes her a protected species, just imagine if bobbo the hobo ever started writing poetry.
Give me a house
'Cause I am such a louse
And I don't want to work
Just sit here with a smirk
And laugh, laugh at you schmucks
Who make all of the bucks
To give me a house
Hey, it's all I could do on two minutes' notice!
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Oh man !!! This thread has gotten better !! Further digging has uncovered a SECOND Flameout !
No sub thread this time -- just one post.. And it appears that whoever signed up did so just to crap on CalPeg...
CaLiOiNk (1 posts) Mon Sep-28-09 01:05 AM
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53. One should not have to beg for an audience.
Peg, your poetry is tacky. Most of it is porn for those with vaginal cobwebs, i.e. you. There will be renewed interest in your poetry for a week because of your cry for help, but it will dry up quickly and you will be left to spew your yeast all over the lounge again so people pay attention once more.
You have no lasting nor true friends here because everyone who has met you irl is creeped out by your narcissism and psychotic behavior. You're not a star, you are not pretty, just a black hole.
My word, this thread was so delicious, I think Ive gained five pounds just from reading it...
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Here is the rest of the deleted sub-thread.. The numbering is wrong because when a whole sub-thread is pulled, the rest of the posts are renumbered.
Sooo much butt-kissing.... :rotf:
I am not sure when Nicole joined DU, but I always liked her. She was funny, and she didn't take any mess. And CP was not for her to worship like others do there. I can still keep in contact with Nicole, and she is not anything but kind. She just got fed up, and MOST all of us loved it. There are always those who like to suck up, but I can say there was lots of talking behind the scenes, and she was applauded for going out like that! By many who CP thinks loves her poetry!! hahahahahahaha
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Nicole's post is gone now, I can't find it at all in that thread.
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I calpig's poetry makes her a protected species, just imagine if bobbo the hobo ever started writing poetry.
What makes her protected is the money she donates to DU. And people are dumb. They buy into the sweet grandma type that she plays. Funny enough, she rarely EVER mentions her children or grandchildren. And since she doesn't mind talking about her personal life.... Maybe her own children don't buy it either BECAUSE THAT ISN'T WHO SHE IS!!!
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Only sixteen more days until Bad Poetry Day! I hope Calpig has one rolling through her digestive tract right now.
OMG at your avatar :lmao:
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Oh man !!! This thread has gotten better !! Further digging has uncovered a SECOND Flameout !
No sub thread this time -- just one post.. And it appears that whoever signed up did so just to crap on CalPeg...
My word, this thread was so delicious, I think Ive gained five pounds just from reading it...
I feel like I know who wrote that, but they never owned up to it!! It was great!
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Nicole's post is gone now, I can't find it at all in that thread.
You wont - the post has been gone for many months.
I'm fairly adept in getting what I want out of Google and other search engines, and I was able to locate a source for the missing posts - I read them, and had to share because they are wonderful !
There are very few who have told CalPeg 'in person' (well on DU.. if you can call that in person) that her poetry is just awful. -- And if they do, it seems the mods kill the offender off very quickly, leaving behind almost no trace. Recovering these posts, especially from nearly a year ago, is a rare thing.
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Oh. My. God.
I wish I could shake the hand of the person(s) who wrote those flame out posts :)
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You wont - the post has been gone for many months.
I'm fairly adept in getting what I want out of Google and other search engines, and I was able to locate a source for the missing posts - I read them, and had to share because they are wonderful !
There are very few who have told CalPeg 'in person' (well on DU.. if you can call that in person) that her poetry is just awful. -- And if they do, it seems the mods kill the offender off very quickly, leaving behind almost no trace. Recovering these posts, especially from nearly a year ago, is a rare thing.
Oh wow! I thought for some reason they just removed them now because of your thread.
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I feel like I know who wrote that, but they never owned up to it!! It was great!
I love the poster's handle -- Cali Oink -- it almost makes me wonder if this was a suicide run from CU or CC, since 'CalPig' is a pretty common 'term of endearment' around these parts...
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Oh wow! I thought for some reason they just removed them now because of your thread.
No, and the thread is considered archived, so I don't *think* that it can be altered..
*Granted, I may be wrong on this - DU has made significant changes to the forum software they use.
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You wont - the post has been gone for many months.
I'm fairly adept in getting what I want out of Google and other search engines, and I was able to locate a source for the missing posts - I read them, and had to share because they are wonderful !
There are very few who have told CalPeg 'in person' (well on DU.. if you can call that in person) that her poetry is just awful. -- And if they do, it seems the mods kill the offender off very quickly, leaving behind almost no trace. Recovering these posts, especially from nearly a year ago, is a rare thing.
I was wondering how you recovered those posts. Many took a screenshot (?) so we could all see them before they disappeared!!
:cheersmate:
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I love the poster's handle -- Cali Oink -- it almost makes me wonder if this was a suicide run from CU or CC, since 'CalPig' is a pretty common 'term of endearment' around these parts...
Could be. I know some DUers were banned about that time, so it could have been one of them. One comes to mind, and they'd be the type to not admit it! But who knows. The name is hilarious!
She's been called Piggy for a while now!! :lmao:
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:bow: :bow: :lmao: That is a classic!!! Like bronze it and frame it kind of classic.
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What makes her protected is the money she donates to DU. And people are dumb. They buy into the sweet grandma type that she plays. Funny enough, she rarely EVER mentions her children or grandchildren. And since she doesn't mind talking about her personal life.... Maybe her own children don't buy it either BECAUSE THAT ISN'T WHO SHE IS!!!
SHE'S A MAN, BABY!!!
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SHE'S A MAN, BABY!!!
Now that you mention it.... :thatsright:
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SHE'S A MAN, BABY!!!
MAN??
The results of a transgendered genetic mutation experiment gone terribly, terribly awry.
Many, many years ago, the VRWC was 'experimenting' with red dye #5 variations in their chem trail spraying mixtures.
Jest sayin'...
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MAN??
The results of a transgendered genetic mutation experiment gone terribly, terribly awry.
Many, many years ago, the VRWC was 'experimenting' with red dye #5 variations in their chem trail spraying mixtures.
Jest sayin'...
I thought the Red Dye experiments resulted in stunted growth and orange tanning bed tans..
(http://jennifergsale.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/snooki.jpg)
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Nicole Lambeth Donating Member (419 posts) Sun Sep-27-09 11:50 PM
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31. my dear California Peggy
No one responds to your poetry threads because your poems suck. As in, two dollar meth-addict whore kind of suck. And I'm really sorry that you're compelled to share whatever the hell it is inside you that needs to be expressed in these god-awful "poems", but apparently, your ego needs regular feedings, and we are meant to be your sacrificial lambs.
I am flabbergasted that anyone with anything beyond a high school education would find your poetry to be good reading. I mean, I can recommend some books if people need something to compare it to. It saddens my heart that no one has had the guts to tell you how embarrassingly bad your writing is - and not even that, it's that you lord it over your coterie of ass-kissers like it's something they need to praise you for. C'mon people, SERIOUSLY. The poems posted here should be considered acts of literary terrorism. They are THAT BAD.
And before you slam me for anything I've just said, let me make it clear: I. DON'T. CARE. If you really can't tell the difference between good writing or bad, or even how pathetic it is that Peggy has to come here to get her ego stoked (I don't know, she seems ungodly old - it may be the only thing keeping her alive at this point), then I really don't give a damn what you think.
One more thing, peeps - twenty dollar ****ing forks, bitches.
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
Anyone know how to get DR Pepper out of a keyboard?
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Whoa.
Talk about a sudden change in odds for Top Primitive of 2010.
For a while, the trend seemed to favor a presently-unknown primitive--some outrageous comment or behavior as a result of the elections in November (i.e., something that hasn't happened yet)--and that's still a pretty good bet, but the odds now seem to favor the CalPig primitive for Top Primitive of 2010.
It can change, of course, but that's the way things stand now, four months before the voting starts.
Sayeth franksolich the oddsmaker.
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I thought the Red Dye experiments resulted in stunted growth and orange tanning bed tans..
(http://jennifergsale.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/snooki.jpg)
Messin' with Snooki again, I see . . . ::)
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I guess that's what happens when a Solid Gold dancer sleeps with an Oompa Loompa.
God, that thing is hideous.
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I guess that's what happens when a Solid Gold dancer sleeps with an Oompa Loompa.
God, that thing is hideous.
Perfect place to repost this...
http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/ginos-love-spray-tan/
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Holy steroid abuse, Batman.
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And yet Cal Piggy still posts poetry. Proof positive that she/he/it/ohgodwhatthe****isthat needs the attention--obsessively craves it, in fact.
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Miskie -- you are frakking awesome :bow: !!
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Wise decision. It's bad enough reading them, but listening to her voice...yuck!!! Does anyone know what she does when she's not assaulting the world with really, really bad poetry? I hope she's doesn't teach literature.
Cindie
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miskie, you da man!
:cheersmate:
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Wise decision. It's bad enough reading them, but listening to her voice...yuck!!! Does anyone know what she does when she's not assaulting the world with really, really bad poetry? I hope she's doesn't teach literature.
Cindie
Seems to me she has retired. I don't know from what, 'prolly from lickin' garbage cans for some gubmint lesbo libber, judging from some of the nasty ass poems she has posted!
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Messin' with Snooki again, I see . . . ::)
It's either Snooki, or Sasquatch.. And Sasquatch hasn't been spotted lately.
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miskie, you da man!
:cheersmate:
Miskie -- you are frakking awesome :bow: !!
Much appreciated - It wans't a big deal - just squeezing some goodness out of Google...
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OMG! This creature is on Youtube! reading its ghastly poetry. I didn't know that! Did you all know that? Why am I always the last to find these things out?
I'll go back under my rock now.
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:lmao: We thought it would be better for you to find out on your own.
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Hilarious. Miskie, you are a national treasure. :-)
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Wise decision. It's bad enough reading them, but listening to her voice...yuck!!! Does anyone know what she does when she's not assaulting the world with really, really bad poetry? I hope she's doesn't teach literature.
The poetess CalPig primitive, who was born in 1942, was, or is, a registered nurse.
Either she inherited a wad of money, or married money, given her Streisandian mansion.
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The poetess CalPig primitive, who was born in 1942, was, or is, a registered nurse.
Either she inherited a wad of money, or married money, given her Streisandian mansion.
Yet she won't share with the out-of-work and destitute other DUmmies?
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Yet she won't share with the out-of-work and destitute other DUmmies?
just one of Peggy's forks could feed Bobo The Hobo for at least three days.
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Much appreciated - It wans't a big deal - just squeezing some goodness out of Google...
You have black-belt level google-fu. I sent the Cal Peg post and the reply from Nicole Lambeth to my Mom, who is both a published author and a raving moonbat, and she got a kick out of it. Wait until I have time to send her actual cal peg poetry samples.
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OMG! This creature is on Youtube! reading its ghastly poetry. I didn't know that! Did you all know that? Why am I always the last to find these things out?
I'll go back under my rock now.
Yes, and some of our critiques were removed from the comments section LOL.
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You have black-belt level google-fu. I sent the Cal Peg post and the reply from Nicole Lambeth to my Mom, who is both a published author and a raving moonbat, and she got a kick out of it. Wait until I have time to send her actual cal peg poetry samples.
:rotf:
Thats great ! Also, feel free to send her some snippets out of The Big Book of Poetry. Ive actually just added three more parodies of genuine CalPeg... 'DUmplings'..
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Thats great ! Also, feel free to send her some snippets out of The Big Book of Poetry. Ive actually just added three more parodies of genuine CalPeg... 'DUmplings'..
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
I can't wait!
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Unintentional poetry stolen from Engrish.com:
Like newly born drops of water.
My favorite dreams and willful life.
I like you in the recent days.
Very wonderfully and more pleasantly.
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Thats great ! Also, feel free to send her some snippets out of The Big Book of Poetry. Ive actually just added three more parodies of genuine CalPeg... 'DUmplings'..
Oh, never fear! I will be sending your fine works to her as well. Somewhere, somehow, tangerine labamba is following your work and smiling.
Off to read "DUmplings".....
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Oh, never fear! I will be sending your fine works to her as well. Somewhere, somehow, tangerine labamba is following your work and smiling.
Off to read "DUmplings".....
DUmplings -- well, thats what I collectively referred to CalPeg's work as - but now I'm inspired..... :rotf:
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Nice find, miskie. I'd buy Nicole a beer if I knew her. :cheersmate:
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Three cheers to Miskie! Funny, funny stuff.
What I don't get is all the ass-kissing they do on the Calpig's backside. What's the point?
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How do you search for her poetry on YouTube? Anyone have link? I have to hear it!
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How do you search for her poetry on YouTube? Anyone have link? I have to hear it!
Why would you go and ask for something like that? :-)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,44441.0
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Why would you go and ask for something like that? :-)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,44441.0
From youtube for that video:
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Ratings for this video (21 total)
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Strangely enough, there were only positive comments.
ETA:
I tried to add a short comment. I must have done so on one of her other poems or on this one before.
You have been blocked by the owner of this video. Cancel or Post
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[youtube=425,350]XDVn5DFyqjc[/youtube]
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Looking at the date on that post, is it possible that was a sockpuppet of Tangerine Labamba?
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Could someone please post a link to YouTube?
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Could someone please post a link to YouTube?
Don't say you weren't warned http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EagNzajifo
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Oh my.
ApeStyle
5 hours ago
Wow, thats some horrible "poetry"! You should look into other methods to improve your self esteem 'cause this isn't going to end well for you.
liberaltrash
6 hours ago
blech!
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Okay, franksolich doesn't do youtube, for obvious reasons; I can't hear.
But this was one of those very rare times I watched a video all the way through, to pick up some visual clues about the CalPig primitive. This is one really scary woman, the sort who entertains private fantasies of leather and whips and blood and cruelty, although now she's far too old to actually fulfill them. It's writ all over her "body language."
This is one mean momma, on the inside.
As for aesthetics, the CalPig primitive has unusually-large ears that detract from her other characteristics, and don't enhance any beauty in her, such as it is. Her hair exaggerates the ears, and to top it off, she has those big ear-rings, which add yet more exaggeration.
It's a good thing the CalPig primitive never went into the beautician business.
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I'd rather pound my balls flat with a hammer than listen to her "poetry". It would certainly be less painful.
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Looking at the date on that post, is it possible that was a sockpuppet of Tangerine Labamba?
That was my first impression when I read it too. I'd take bets.
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That was my first impression when I read it too. I'd take bets.
It might be -- It does read like a classic TLB/OLL rant.
However, from insight provided by soleil it could be CalPeg's silent detractors outnumber her sycophantic bootlickers.
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I'd rather pound my balls flat with a hammer than listen to her "poetry". It would certainly be less painful.
I did after listenin' to that barf! It made me feel better! I'm all healed now!
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I did after listenin' to that barf! It made me feel better! I'm all healed now!
AR, I love ya, man, but just what effin' disease would listening to that tripe heal anyone of?
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AR, I love ya, man, but just what effin' disease would listening to that tripe heal anyone of?
Chronic constipation ?
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AR, I love ya, man, but just what effin' disease would listening to that tripe heal anyone of?
I was speaking of poundin' my balls flat! It felt better than hearin' her readin' her stinkin' tripe!