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Title: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: zeitgeist on August 03, 2010, 03:38:03 PM
Who knows how this will end but this dummy deserves more than a granite slab. :-)

The op.... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8868928)

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Hannah Bell (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-03-10 02:04 AM
Original message
“Independent claims czar” on BP payroll
 Gulf disaster “independent claims czar” Kenneth Feinberg is on the payroll of BP, he has admitted. The administrator of the escrow account set up by the Obama administration to compensate victims of the BP blowout has so far refused to reveal how much the oil giant pays him.

Nothing could more clearly expose Feinberg’s pretensions of neutrality and objectivity in the distribution of funds from the $20 billion Independent Claims Facility (ICF) established by the Obama administration on June 16. Feinberg is in fact an attorney in the employ of BP. He cannot, by definition, be a neutral arbiter.

In a July 19 web chat, Feinberg said he would not say how much BP pays him, declaring “that’s between me and BP.” Last week he backtracked somewhat, saying he would reveal his pay package within “weeks.” “I don’t want to just announce what my estimated salary is for the next few months, I want to give a budget that will include that salary,” he said in explaining the delay.

When a writer on the web discussion asked why he did not work pro bono, Feinberg flippantly replied, “I’ve spent my career doing pro bono, thank you very much.” Feinberg is in fact a multimillionaire who has for decades negotiated legal settlements beneficial to powerful corporate and government interests. As one commentator notes, “his firm has grown rich processing claims for asbestos and other mass torts.” (See Who is Kenneth Feinberg?)

http://www.wsws.org/articles/2010/aug2010/fein-a03.shtm...
 



Nothing much happens then this:

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Karmadillo (1000+ posts)      Tue Aug-03-10 09:05 AM
Response to Original message
Edited on Tue Aug-03-10 09:59 AM by Karmadillo

4. I cannot believe Bush appointed this guy. I mean, he tells us the guy is independent and then it 
 
turns out he works for BP? Does he think we're stupid? This is really the bottom of the barrel. I cannot wait until Congress rises up and puts this guy in his place. A government that treats the people with such contempt doesn't deserve the right to govern. To the streets! To the streets! Let's--What? Who? Obama? You're sure? Obama appointed this guy? Honest? Barrack Obama? The Democratic president? Not Bush? Huh! What do you know? Obama. Well, they do say it takes a thief to catch a thief. Who better to catch BP trying to weasel out of their obligations than someone intimately familiar with the company and its dishonest ways. The more I think about, Obama is a genius! This was the perfect appointment! I'm sure BP thought they could put one over on Obama by getting him to appoint some supposed "independent" voice who they could steamroll. Obama didn't fall for it! He shifted the burden to BP by appointing one of their own to oversee compensation! Coup! Gobama! Go team!






That's going to leave a mark. :rotf:

Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: Celtic Rose on August 03, 2010, 03:43:09 PM
Who knows how this will end but this dummy deserves more than a granite slab. :-)

The op.... (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8868928)

Nothing much happens then this:


That's going to leave a mark. :rotf:



That is hilarious  :hi5:
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 03, 2010, 03:47:15 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!11111111111eleven!!!

ETA:

Stick that up yer butt where ya can smell it, Stinky and Company!
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 03, 2010, 03:55:14 PM
...and the visiting DUmmies go, "What's so funny?"
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: IassaFTots on August 03, 2010, 04:47:13 PM
I saw that earlier and  :rotf: and  :rotf: and  :rotf:!
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: Ballygrl on August 03, 2010, 04:53:53 PM
:lmao:
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: Airwolf on August 03, 2010, 04:59:23 PM
Karma: It's a bitch.
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 03, 2010, 05:15:05 PM
Ooooohhh, Karmadillo is servin' it up 'Hot and spicy with extra jalapenos' today!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: jukin on August 03, 2010, 05:31:17 PM
Not to mention that the smarterest president in the history of the universe set the fund up so BP could take half of it off in taxes.

SMART Power!!!!!1111!!!eleventyzillion
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 03, 2010, 06:39:51 PM
Not to mention that the smarterest president in the history of the universe set the fund up so BP could take half of it off in taxes.

SMART Power!!!!!1111!!!eleventyzillion

Well they did donate more than a million bucks in monopoly money to get him elected after all!
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: PatriotGame on August 03, 2010, 09:40:24 PM
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Karmadillo (1000+ posts)      Tue Aug-03-10 09:05 AM
Response to Original message
Edited on Tue Aug-03-10 09:59 AM by Karmadillo

4. I cannot believe Bush appointed this guy. I mean, he tells us the guy is independent and then it
 
turns out he works for BP? Does he think we're stupid? This is really the bottom of the barrel. I cannot wait until Congress rises up and puts this guy in his place. A government that treats the people with such contempt doesn't deserve the right to govern. To the streets! To the streets! Let's--What? Who? Obama? You're sure? Obama appointed this guy? Honest? Barrack Obama? The Democratic president? Not Bush? Huh! What do you know? Obama. Well, they do say it takes a thief to catch a thief. Who better to catch BP trying to weasel out of their obligations than someone intimately familiar with the company and its dishonest ways. The more I think about, Obama is a genius! This was the perfect appointment! I'm sure BP thought they could put one over on Obama by getting him to appoint some supposed "independent" voice who they could steamroll. Obama didn't fall for it! He shifted the burden to BP by appointing one of their own to oversee compensation! Coup! Gobama! Go team!
Holy shit!

It *IS* true - LSD *IS* bad for your brain!!!111elevenplusevelensquared!!!111
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: Tucker on August 03, 2010, 10:05:58 PM
Since it's been over 12 hrs, is he still among the living?
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: Mike220 on August 04, 2010, 10:24:45 AM
Dead man walking!
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 04, 2010, 10:34:18 AM
Had that thread received more responses, I'm sure the comment would have been nuked by now.  It died a slow death after Karmadillo's post.
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: NHSparky on August 04, 2010, 11:32:38 AM
Dear DUmmies, how many times do you have to be told?  DO NOT TAKE THE BROWN ACID.
Title: Re: Karmadillo Dummy walking on the "green mile"
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 04, 2010, 12:42:18 PM
Dear DUmmies, how many times do you have to be told?  DO NOT TAKE THE BROWN ACID.

Yeah that! Stick with the Window Pane and make sure you vote on Nov 5th!