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Communist in training, Ava, gets mooned....
Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Mar-23-08 01:38 PM
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I absolutely loathe teenage boys.... and this is just another reason why
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first of all let me apologize to any teenage boy who may actually be a civilized human being. unfortunately a majority of your peers are not. x(
so last night I didn't get home from spring break at the beach until later in the evening, so after unpacking i had to make a late night run to walmart(yes the *evil walmart*.. chastise me for that later please) for easter basket supplies for my little sisters. i get what i need, leave the store, and pull out. i am then passed but a pickup truck full of teenage boys and two of them proceed to stick their asses out the window and "moon" me. i pulled away and attempted to not vomit while they "mooned" several other vehicles.
now i am stuck with this question. what, pray tell, is so funny and hilarious about showing people your ass?
and to think people ask me why i don't do the teenage dating thing. :eyes:
rednecks and idiots like that are why i really really can't wait to go to college and get away from here. :mad:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7593659&mesg_id=7593659
Yeah, DUmmie, it's going to get a WHOLE lot better in college.
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How are the teenaged boys mooning any different from lil Ava posting?
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How are the teenaged boys mooning any different from lil Ava posting?
:rotf: :rotf:
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Communist in training, Ava, gets mooned....
More like lesbian in training ...
Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-23-08 01:38 PM
Original message
I absolutely loathe teenage boys.... and this is just another reason why
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and to think people ask me why i don't do the teenage dating thing.
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Communist in training, Ava, gets mooned....
More like lesbian in training ...
Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-23-08 01:38 PM
Original message
I absolutely loathe teenage boys.... and this is just another reason why
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and to think people ask me why i don't do the teenage dating thing.
Nah.... I was an ugly duckling of a kid, so the disdain for teenage boys could be mutual . They don't get her, she doesn't get them...
But Ava may find out the hard way that they don't grow up in college. They just grow smart. And in some cases, calloused AND smart.
*TKay*
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Maybe lil Ava doesn't do the teenaged dating thing because teenaged boys are repelled by her being lower-jawed impaired.
Lil Ava could use a chin job; people without chins look dishonest.
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I think she was just trying to sound above them and their mentality level and all that...like you see when young people say, "I'm a mature __ year old" :whatever:
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Maybe lil Ava doesn't do the teenaged dating thing because teenaged boys are repelled by her being lower-jawed impaired.
Lil Ava could use a chin job; people without chins look dishonest.
This was actually my initial thought...that she got mooned because she IS butt-ugly and that was their way of telling her :rotf:
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I think she was just trying to sound above them and their mentality level and all that...like you see when young people say, "I'm a mature __ year old" :whatever:
Well, Older people tend to do that to some young people early, thereby giving that person a sense of entitlement. . .
BTDT... has the t-shirt.
*TKay*
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I think she was just trying to sound above them and their mentality level and all that...like you see when young people say, "I'm a mature __ year old" :whatever:
Well, Older people tend to do that to some young people early, thereby giving that person a sense of entitlement. . .
BTDT... has the t-shirt.
*TKay*
Right! I never did look at it that way, like they were being given a sense of entitlement, but you're right on the mark.
What is BTDT?
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Been There Done That.
I'm getting you an internet acronym dictionary for Christmas.
:-)
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I don't think that only teenage boys moon people. A bunch of my girlfriends went out about a month ago (these are all women about my age who have children the same age). I couldn't go or didn't want to go, I can't remember. Anyway, several of the women got all goofy and mooned the people as they passed them in the car. One of them was the PTA president last year. :whatever: Now I would have been highly irritated :innocent: as I have before by some of my friends antics but it isn't just teenagers who act like asses (pun intended :-)).
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Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .
*Red*
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So she's got little sisters? Oh my. More little communists running around with powerpoints.
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I don't think that only teenage boys moon people. A bunch of my girlfriends went out about a month ago (these are all women about my age who have children the same age). I couldn't go or didn't want to go, I can't remember. Anyway, several of the women got all goofy and mooned the people as they passed them in the car. One of them was the PTA president last year. :whatever: Now I would have been highly irritated :innocent: as I have before by some of my friends antics but it isn't just teenagers who act like asses (pun intended :-)).
Personally, I would not be at all offended if a woman mooned me, I would probably enjoy it. Well, unless she has a big fat ass.
I'm with you, BC.
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and to think people ask me why i don't do the teenage dating thing. :eyes:
Ah...because there isn't an ugly bull-Dyke hard up enough to share her turkey baster with you?
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and to think people ask me why i don't do the teenage dating thing. :eyes:
Ah...because there isn't an ugly bull-Dyke hard up enough to share her turkey baster with you?
Can't she buy one of her own?
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*Shudders* I hope it doesn't ever reproduce. At least not until it learns the error of it's ways and becomes a conservative.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-23-08 01:38 PM
Original message
I absolutely loathe teenage boys.... and this is just another reason why
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and to think people ask me why i don't do the teenage dating thing.
:lmao: Yeah, little ugly-inside-and-out, I'm sure you not dating is ALLLLLL your idea.
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*Shudders* I hope it doesn't ever reproduce. At least not until it learns the error of it's ways and becomes a conservative.
Not going to happen with that mother of hers around. :mental:
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*Shudders* I hope it doesn't ever reproduce. At least not until it learns the error of it's ways and becomes a conservative.
Not going to happen with that mother of hers around. :mental:
Yeah, I know.
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Ava is just pissed because her ass won't fit through her car window.... :rotf:
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Damn Redneck kids these days got it too easy...
When I was a kid dammit we had to work on mooning...
In MN you had to scrape the windows, run the defroster, have a sober driver and then do a five second full pressy before removing your ass and half the skin from the window..
and we were THANKFUL for the opportunity by Gawd..when I was a kid and you mooned somebody you put some EFFORT into it and it was APPRECIATED
spoiled little snots these days
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You had a defroster?
When I was a kid all we had was a drunk cheerleader blowing on the glass to warm it up before you pressed a full ham. But then, we had it rough...
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You had a defroster?
When I was a kid all we had was a drunk cheerleader blowing on the glass to warm it up before you pressed a full ham. But then, we had it rough...
I ran with a rougher crowd than you. We didnt' have a cheerleader, our "defroster" was a guy we called "Squid" with a bic lighter and a huge bong....
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Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .
*Red*
You think I have a boy's ass? :-)
Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL. :lmao:
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Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .
*Red*
You think I have a boy's ass? :-)
Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL. :lmao:
It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.
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CarolinaPeridot (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-23-08 01:46 PM
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1. I am 27 years old Ava and the one thing that I have learned is ...
boys don't stop behaving like teenagers.Especially when they are around their assholes friends.
Hey look, another Hillary supporter. :rofl:
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Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .
*Red*
You think I have a boy's ass? :-)
Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL. :lmao:
It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.
Your words cut me to the quick! :lmao:
Big old high-waisted-ass-is-flat-gut-is-hugh pants.... I swear.
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You had a defroster?
When I was a kid all we had was a drunk cheerleader blowing on the glass to warm it up before you pressed a full ham. But then, we had it rough...
I ran with a rougher crowd than you. We didnt' have a cheerleader, our "defroster" was a guy we called "Squid" with a bic lighter and a huge bong....
So, then . . . what's "Squid's" DU name?
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I think she was just trying to sound above them and their mentality level and all that...like you see when young people say, "I'm a mature __ year old" :whatever:
Yeah, I think that's what is going on too. Grow a sense of humor, Ava. You are only a kid once and those boys were being, well kids. Most will probably be decent young men in a few years, but hopefully they won't lose their sense of humor even if that sense of humor matures.
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Damn Redneck kids these days got it too easy...
When I was a kid dammit we had to work on mooning...
In MN you had to scrape the windows, run the defroster, have a sober driver and then do a five second full pressy before removing your ass and half the skin from the window..
and we were THANKFUL for the opportunity by Gawd..when I was a kid and you mooned somebody you put some EFFORT into it and it was APPRECIATED
spoiled little snots these days
:lmao:
OH and OUCH! :o :-)
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Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .
*Red*
You think I have a boy's ass? :-)
Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL. :lmao:
It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.
I can't think of anyway to moon gracefully if one were to wear 'mom jeans'. Of course the alternative anymore are pants that show a half moon all day long...it's just not as funny like that.
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Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .
*Red*
You think I have a boy's ass? :-)
Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL. :lmao:
It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.
Your words cut me to the quick! :lmao:
Big old high-waisted-ass-is-flat-gut-is-hugh pants.... I swear.
For Schade...
(http://www.bennettsclothing.com/images/liz_claiborne_jean_rear.jpg)
:banghead: :banghead: :lmao:
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Damn Redneck kids these days got it too easy...
When I was a kid dammit we had to work on mooning...
In MN you had to scrape the windows, run the defroster, have a sober driver and then do a five second full pressy before removing your ass and half the skin from the window..
and we were THANKFUL for the opportunity by Gawd..when I was a kid and you mooned somebody you put some EFFORT into it and it was APPRECIATED
spoiled little snots these days
:rotf:
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Been There Done That.
I'm getting you an internet acronym dictionary for Christmas.
You mean a IAD :-)
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Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .
*Red*
You think I have a boy's ass? :-)
Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL. :lmao:
It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.
Did you just call her fat? :tongue:
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Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .
*Red*
You think I have a boy's ass? :-)
Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL. :lmao:
It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.
Did you just call her fat? :tongue:
*snort* lol.... :lmao: :lmao:
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Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .
*Red*
You think I have a boy's ass? :-)
Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL. :lmao:
It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.
Did you just call her fat? :tongue:
Not me. I was just saying it was a good thing about those pants not being mentioned. Some of us have seen the real slice of heaven that she is. As for Ava I'm begining to wonder if it's really male ass that she's looking for and not female.
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Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .
*Red*
You think I have a boy's ass? :-)
Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL. :lmao:
It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.
Did you just call her fat? :tongue:
Not me. I was just saying it was a good thing about those pants not being mentioned. Some of us have seen the real slice of heaven that she is. As for Ava I'm begining to wonder if it's really male ass that she's looking for and not female.
Have u seen my latest twinkle twinkles? :naughty:
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Paging Shade to the pink courtesy phone. . .
*Red*
You think I have a boy's ass? :-)
Who are you anyway? Don't tell me let me guess... LOL. :lmao:
It could have been worse. They could have said you wore mom pants.
Did you just call her fat? :tongue:
Not me. I was just saying it was a good thing about those pants not being mentioned. Some of us have seen the real slice of heaven that she is. As for Ava I'm begining to wonder if it's really male ass that she's looking for and not female.
Have u seen my latest twinkle twinkles? :naughty:
Why no. I have not, :naughty:
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Damn Redneck kids these days got it too easy...
When I was a kid dammit we had to work on mooning...
In MN you had to scrape the windows, run the defroster, have a sober driver and then do a five second full pressy before removing your ass and half the skin from the window..
and we were THANKFUL for the opportunity by Gawd..when I was a kid and you mooned somebody you put some EFFORT into it and it was APPRECIATED
spoiled little snots these days
yeah, ava is a humorless little thing, isnt she? :-)
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Girls who seek older man do this to get more attention. She is an attention whore.