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Title: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: Tucker on July 31, 2010, 10:58:30 AM
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malaise  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Jul-31-10 11:03 AM
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America's Royal Wedding
   
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-10820649
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For many Americans, the young Ms Clinton who will marry her long-time beau Marc Mezvinsky this weekend is in no need of her famous surname. She's just Chelsea.

To her doting father, she's always been the centre of the universe. She ordered him to lose 15 pounds (7kg) before walking her down the aisle, and he unquestioningly complied.

"I just hope I can keep it together," he said.

For the equally adoring MOTB - that's Mother of The Bride, in case you didn't realise, and it's the acronym the Secretary of State has adopted - dress fittings and cake tastings have taken priority on a calendar that included meetings on Mid-East peace.

But to the American public, Chelsea is the girl that grew up before their eyes, and they want a piece of the action.

The kid was homely growing up and is homely today.

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Bitwit1234  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Jul-31-10 11:09 AM
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1. I am sure we will get pictures
   
I can't help but wonder how the republicans feel about the fact that the Clinton's raised a respectable daughter. Not like the party and booze hoping daughters of the Bush's. They gave this country a bad of a name as their father did. Course the scum bum rush the druggie tried his damnedest to flame her but it didn't work. Just like the republicans are trying to slur and flame Obama's kids. They just cant' stand it that Democrats raise their kids to be responsible and the republicans run wild. LOOK at Jeb's daughter.

Look you DUnce. Chelsea and her future husband do the kind of work you would love to bad mouth. Whereas Jenna (or the other one) is a teacher, a profession you admire.

Can you say hypocrite?

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CaliforniaPeggy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Jul-31-10 11:12 AM
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2. I wish her joy...
   
Weddings, no matter who's getting married, or how much money was spent, are magical, wonderful events...

I hope Chelsea and Marc will have a wonderful day!

I bet the the MOTB, Hillary "Money -- that's all you people care about is money," Clinton is thrilled that she will have a Jewish Son-in-law.

You can't make this stuff up.

New campfire.

Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 31, 2010, 11:29:38 AM
DUmmie says:

I can't help but wonder how the republicans feel about the fact that the Clinton's raised a respectable daughter. Not like the party and booze hoping daughters of the Bush's. They gave this country a bad of a name as their father did.

Me just repeating Old Marine Corp. Barracks DC gossip. The Johnson girls were the joke of the Barracks. They used to draw straws to see who was going to have to escort and do the Johnson girls.... :rotf:

...and Damn if one of 'em didn't wind up marrying one of them.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 31, 2010, 11:30:53 AM
The kid was homely growing up and is homely today.

That's about the nicest way to put it, and I'll leave it at that.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: Tucker on July 31, 2010, 11:35:37 AM
That's about the nicest way to put it, and I'll leave it at that.

I was thinking years of Arkansas inbreeding.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: NHSparky on July 31, 2010, 11:36:28 AM
Too bad her daddy Web Hubbell won't be there to walk her down the aisle.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 31, 2010, 11:44:03 AM
Too bad her daddy Web Hubbell won't be there to walk her down the aisle.

There is a strong resemblance.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: Tucker on July 31, 2010, 12:00:33 PM
There is a strong resemblance.

No doubting the Momma though.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/DentalRecords-1.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/hillary-and-chelsea-clinton-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: NHSparky on July 31, 2010, 12:03:17 PM
There is a strong resemblance.

STRONG???  Strong, you say???

(http://www.rumormillnews.com/pix4/SCARY.jpg)

Ever wonder why Clinton only nominated him for an ASSISTANT AG position, rather than AG itself?  Ever wonder why, after Waco, it was HUBBELL who was called first, NOT Janet Reno?
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 31, 2010, 12:04:50 PM
No doubting the Momma though.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/DentalRecords-1.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/hillary-and-chelsea-clinton-1.jpg)

Hillary has a hell of an overbite....No wonder Bill liked Monica better.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: dandi on July 31, 2010, 12:06:56 PM
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Bitwit1234  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Jul-31-10 11:09 AM
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1. I am sure we will get pictures
   
I can't help but wonder how the republicans feel about the fact that the Clinton's raised a respectable daughter. Not like the party and booze hoping daughters of the Bush's.

Wow, that's kind of puritanical coming from a DUer, isn't it? What do you have against young people partying? Isn't that imposing your morality on others? :whatever:
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 31, 2010, 12:10:04 PM
Wow, that's kind of puritanical coming from a DUer, isn't it? What do you have against young people partying? Isn't that imposing your morality on others? :whatever:

If they had been able to impose their morality on the Bush girls, the Bush girls would have been wallowing naked in the mud in public with long haired hippies and lesbians.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: Celtic Rose on July 31, 2010, 12:30:32 PM
Jenna and Barbara Bush didn't do anything that millions of college students do daily. It doesn't mean that they were in the right, but it is certainly forgivable  ::)  How many of the DUmmies could honestly say that they didn't drink in college until they were 21?

Jenna Bush Hagar has been doing well for herself.  She would be getting well earned accolades from the DUmp if she were anybody else.

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Before leaving Washington, D.C. in Summer 2006, Hager taught at Elsie Whitlow Stokes Community Freedom Public Charter School for a year and a half.[13] She took a leave of absence from the Charter School teaching position to work at a shelter as part of an internship for UNICEF's Educational Policy Department in Latin America, specifically in Panama.[14][15] After her internship for UNICEF, Hager returned to her teaching position at the charter school in Washington, D.C.[16] She currently works as a reading coordinator at a school in Baltimore, Maryland, and contributes a monthly news story about education for the Today show.[17]

From Wikipedia

Barbara Bush has been doing equally well:

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Recently she has been working for the Cooper-Hewitt National Design Museum, a subsidiary of the Smithsonian Institution.[6][7] Previously, she had been working with AIDS patients in Africa, in Tanzania, South Africa, and Botswana, among other places, through a program sponsored by the Houston-based Baylor College of Medicine's International Pediatrics AIDS Initiative[8][9][10][11] She is the founder and president of a public health-focused non-profit, Global Health Corps.[12][/quote

Both are obviously service minded young ladies.

Chelsea on the other hand seems to have politics in mind for her future.  I have nothing against her, but her career so far is definitely more politics than service oriented. 
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: TheSarge on July 31, 2010, 01:00:56 PM
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Bitwit1234  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Jul-31-10 11:09 AM
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1. I am sure we will get pictures
   
I can't help but wonder how the republicans feel about the fact that the Clinton's raised a respectable daughter. Not like the party and booze hoping daughters of the Bush's.

Oh really?

(http://www.strangepolice.com/images/content/6243.jpg)
 
:whatever:

Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: NHSparky on July 31, 2010, 02:20:49 PM
Wow, that's kind of puritanical coming from a DUer, isn't it? What do you have against young people partying? Isn't that imposing your morality on others? :whatever:

And if memory serves me correctly, Chelsea had more than a few nights out not just drinking, but passed out in a fashion which would make Lindsay Lohan blush.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: PatriotGame on July 31, 2010, 02:21:03 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8853469

The kid was homely growing up and is homely today.

Calling Chelsea 'homely' is like calling a horse's ass the Mona Lisa.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: zeitgeist on July 31, 2010, 06:46:57 PM
STRONG???  Strong, you say???

(http://www.rumormillnews.com/pix4/SCARY.jpg)

Ever wonder why Clinton only nominated him for an ASSISTANT AG position, rather than AG itself?  Ever wonder why, after Waco, it was HUBBELL who was called first, NOT Janet Reno?

Didn't Willie use to brag that a childhood illness left him sterile as a Missouri mule?  :popcorn:

Case closed.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: diesel driver on August 01, 2010, 09:25:37 AM
Didn't Willie use to brag that a childhood illness left him sterile as a Missouri mule?  :popcorn:

Case closed.

Either Bill got off a "lucky shot", or "it was the _________". (Fill in the blank with your favorite.    :naughty:)
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: vesta111 on August 01, 2010, 09:44:49 AM
Didn't Willie use to brag that a childhood illness left him sterile as a Missouri mule?  :popcorn:

Case closed.

OH ZEIT, what are you saying.?

A bit of history here.   Old Danial Boon left his wife to head out into the wilds leaving her in the care of his brother.  After 3 years he finally came home to find  his wife with a 2 year old toddler.

His brother had in fact taken care of her, so to say.   Old Danny boy never blinked and raised the boy as his own and ignored questions about how the child had come to be. 

A good Man, and a National Hero.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: AprilRazz on August 01, 2010, 09:46:31 AM
Either Bill got off a "lucky shot", or "it was the _________". (Fill in the blank with your favorite.    :naughty:)
?
(http://johndenugent.com/jdn/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Janet-Reno.jpg)
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 01, 2010, 09:52:42 AM
Didn't Willie use to brag that a childhood illness left him sterile as a Missouri mule?  :popcorn:

Case closed.

A early natural sterility would explain a lot about why he felt so free to become a complete libertine, above and beyond just the normal arrogance of people with no morals stepping into positions of power.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: jukin on August 01, 2010, 10:00:51 AM
Who was impeached former president Clinton's date to the wedding?
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Post by: AprilRazz on August 01, 2010, 10:07:22 AM
Who was impeached former president Clinton's date to the wedding?
Tipper Gore? :lmao:
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: NHSparky on August 01, 2010, 10:09:00 AM
Tipper Gore? :lmao:

Monica?  Or did he just hit up the casual encounters section on Craigslist?

I swear, Dennis Miller was right about Bill and Hillary--that marriage couldn't be any more about convenience if they installed a Slim Jim rack at the foot of the bed.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: AprilRazz on August 01, 2010, 10:11:22 AM
Monica?  Or did he just hit up the casual encounters section on Craigslist?

I swear, Dennis Miller was right about Bill and Hillary--that marriage couldn't be any more about convenience if they installed a Slim Jim rack at the foot of the bed.
I couldn't really blame him for Monica. I wouldn't want to have sex with Hillary either. Just the thought of her in a pair of shorts makes me want to dry heave.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 01, 2010, 10:29:25 AM
I couldn't really blame him for Monica. I wouldn't want to have sex with Hillary either. Just the thought of her in a pair of shorts makes me want to dry heave.

As uncharming as that picture is, her rep for treating the people around her as minions and verbal punching bags is even more off-putting.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: jukin on August 01, 2010, 10:48:45 AM
As uncharming as that picture is, her rep for treating the people around her as minions and verbal punching bags is even more off-putting.

More often than not, ugly on the outside comes from ugly on the inside.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: AprilRazz on August 01, 2010, 11:19:51 AM
More often than not, ugly on the outside comes from ugly on the inside.
I agree. Like most of her ilk the ugly is to the bone.
Just like obama blowing off the Boy Scouts on their 100th anniversary to go and hang out with that bunch of screeching harpies on the view.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: Tucker on August 01, 2010, 01:06:02 PM
One glaring omission was obama, who wasn't invited.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 01, 2010, 02:07:41 PM
Calling Chelsea 'homely' is like calling a horse's ass the Mona Lisa.

I was thinkin' "Jo Jo the dog faced girl", but my dogs are better lookin'!
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 01, 2010, 05:33:32 PM
One glaring omission was obama, who wasn't invited.

I've heard it said that nobody holds a grudge like Bill Clinton.  Vesta, to pre-empt your inevitable question of why Bill Clinton holds a grudge against The Obamessiah, it's because of him that Bill isn't banging interns right now in the White House (being the First Man, after all), and Obama is the reason.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: NHSparky on August 01, 2010, 06:22:42 PM
I couldn't really blame him for Monica. I wouldn't want to have sex with Hillary either. Just the thought of her in a pair of shorts makes me want to dry heave.

I can.  If JFK and RFK can tag-team Marilyn Monroe in the Oval Office, Billy Jeff should have at least been able to nail a B-lister Hollywood slut like Cameron Diaz, etc...
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 01, 2010, 07:10:31 PM
I can.  If JFK and RFK can tag-team Marilyn Monroe in the Oval Office, Billy Jeff should have at least been able to nail a B-lister Hollywood slut like Cameron Diaz, etc...

Three things, Sparky . . . matter of fact, they're also the three most important things in real estate:

Location, location, location.  Monica was there and available.  CD wasn't there.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: Tucker on August 01, 2010, 07:37:23 PM
Three things, Sparky . . . matter of fact, they're also the three most important things in real estate:

Location, location, location.  Monica was there and available.  CD wasn't there.

All Billy Boy had to do was close his eye and fantasize about CD.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: NHSparky on August 01, 2010, 07:49:23 PM
Three things, Sparky . . . matter of fact, they're also the three most important things in real estate:

Location, location, location.  Monica was there and available.  CD wasn't there.

BSS--it's WASHINGTON.  There are so many doe-eyes liberals there, and a lot of them are MUCH hotter than Monica, for crying out loud.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: debk on August 02, 2010, 12:48:24 AM
BSS--it's WASHINGTON.  There are so many doe-eyes liberals there, and a lot of them are MUCH hotter than Monica, for crying out loud.

How do you know he didn't get them, too?  He just got "found out" with Monica.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 02, 2010, 08:59:56 AM
All Billy Boy had to do was close his eye and fantasize about CD.

That's the great part about having eyelids.

 :hi5:
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 02, 2010, 10:00:56 AM
BSS--it's WASHINGTON.  There are so many doe-eyes liberals there, and a lot of them are MUCH hotter than Monica, for crying out loud.

But they weren't right there.  She was.
Title: Re: Royal daughter of two felons is gettig married to a joooooooooo
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 03, 2010, 02:44:32 PM
I'm just hoping daddy Joooo can scam the Arkansas bumpkins outta all their ill gotten gain..... :-)