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Title: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 30, 2010, 09:21:31 PM
Animal cruelty probe targets Orangevale church group
George Warren
News10
July 30, 2010

PLACERVILLE, CA - El Dorado County authorities are investigating the bludgeoning of live rabbits during an annual Orangevale church camping trip.

Pictures posted on the Regency Baptist Church website showed three live rabbits in a cage at a camping trip last summer at the Sly Park campground near Pollock Pines.  The rabbits were then shown hanging from strings after being killed.  Other photographs showed rabbit meat being barbecued.

The pictures were removed after News10 contacted church leadership to ask about the incident.

News 10-Proof That Bunnies Are Worthy Of Death (http://www.news10.net/news/article.aspx?storyid=88650&provider=top&catid=188)

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More proof that God hates rabbits. Need I say more about these filthy soul damning sodomites? They will be punished for their crimes and sins in oppressing and killing ptarmigans. Jesus was crucified for knowing too much about the truth about ptarmigans and rabbits and was going to expose it. Their Days are coming.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2010, 09:26:47 PM
you are still at it, are you?

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Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 30, 2010, 09:27:57 PM
you are still at it, are you?

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Hey there. I haven't seen you in a while. What's up?

HEY FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNY!!!!!
**** YOU TO HELL YOU DIRTY PTARMIGAN OPPRESSING BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2010, 09:32:56 PM
you either stay in character for decades on end, or you are truly ill.

they have meds for this, you know.

(I am doing fine, pal.  good to see that you are still doing your thing)

Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 30, 2010, 09:35:22 PM
you either stay in character for decades on end, or you are truly ill.

they have meds for this, you know.

(I am doing fine, pal.  good to see that you are still doing your thing)



I am mentally stable. I am preaching the truth about rabbits. Those filthy barbarians that they are.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2010, 09:44:20 PM
I am mentally stable. I am preaching the truth about rabbits. Those filthy barbarians that they are.

point made. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: dutch508 on July 30, 2010, 09:46:22 PM
I am mentally stable. I am preaching the truth about rabbits. Those filthy barbarians that they are.

I vote barking loony in a white wine sauce.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2010, 09:47:56 PM
I vote barking loony in a white wine sauce.

well, that's 2 votes. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Chris_ on July 30, 2010, 10:47:22 PM
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ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :rotf:
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 30, 2010, 11:05:23 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! :rotf:

And God still hates bunnies. God gave bunnies up because they gave God up.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Wretched Excess on July 30, 2010, 11:35:33 PM
God does not hate bunnies.

God hates YOU
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: PatriotGame on July 31, 2010, 01:40:49 AM
Hey there. I haven't seen you in a while. What's up?

HEY FILTHY SODOMITE BUNNY!!!!!
**** YOU TO HELL YOU DIRTY PTARMIGAN OPPRESSING BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm thinking staying in character.
It's the ONLY way to be sure... :lmao: :-)
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: PatriotGame on July 31, 2010, 01:44:07 AM
I vote barking loony in a white wine sauce.
Yes...yes...let's toss in some garlic too..
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 31, 2010, 06:21:05 PM
God does not hate bunnies.

God hates YOU

God does hate bunnies.

The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you.
-Leviticus 11:6

Sodomite is another word for rabbit.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: vesta111 on July 31, 2010, 08:30:52 PM
God does hate bunnies.

The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you.
-Leviticus 11:6

Sodomite is another word for rabbit.

This is so funny, reminds me of MOM telling me about her class trip in 1936 from a small school in Mass. to Chicago.

She to this day shakes her head at the thinking of the  school administration that sent 17-18 year old kids to a Cattle slaughter house in Chicago. Most of her class were city kids and aghast at the experience.


It was said that the eating of rabbit meat was not the problem but how the rabbits were killed. 

Well if anyone of us had to kill for food without the help of a fire arm, how would you do it??


I remember when in a western state there were festivals that drew thousands of people for a BBQ of rabbit and what they called a Bunny Bopping contest.

So far I have heard no complaints about the Rattle Snake Round Up----No it does not taste like chicken.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: NHSparky on July 31, 2010, 10:10:03 PM
well, that's 2 votes. :uhsure:

3 votes.

And throw in some button mushrooms as well.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Chris_ on July 31, 2010, 10:10:52 PM
I like parsnips.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Eupher on August 01, 2010, 08:01:44 AM
Hell, don't stop there. A couple of peeled and seeded fresh tomatoes would be nice, along with a bay leaf.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: debk on August 02, 2010, 10:51:33 PM
I'm passing on eating either bunny or ptarmigan.  :puke:

Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Thor on August 02, 2010, 11:33:40 PM
Bunny or ptarmigan is good eating....... Perhaps we can find a religious camp that caters to fowl eaters??  :tongue: :fuelfire: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: DefiantSix on August 02, 2010, 11:40:37 PM
Bunny or ptarmigan is good eating....... Perhaps we can find a religious camp that caters to fowl eaters??  :tongue: :fuelfire: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I'm game for starting the Cult of the Prarie Chicken Eaters.   :fuelfire: I wonder if Prarie Chicken tastes like chicken?
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Mike220 on August 03, 2010, 12:10:57 AM
Waiter, an order of hassenpfeffer with a fried ptarmigan chaser.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Thor on August 03, 2010, 02:45:11 PM
Waiter, an order of hassenpfeffer with a fried ptarmigan chaser.

 :-) :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 03, 2010, 05:23:20 PM
This is so funny, reminds me of MOM telling me about her class trip in 1936 from a small school in Mass. to Chicago.

She to this day shakes her head at the thinking of the  school administration that sent 17-18 year old kids to a Cattle slaughter house in Chicago. Most of her class were city kids and aghast at the experience.


It was said that the eating of rabbit meat was not the problem but how the rabbits were killed.  

Well if anyone of us had to kill for food without the help of a fire arm, how would you do it??


I remember when in a western state there were festivals that drew thousands of people for a BBQ of rabbit and what they called a Bunny Bopping contest.

So far I have heard no complaints about the Rattle Snake Round Up----No it does not taste like chicken.

Tell the truth! You haven't eaten Rattlesnake have you? Chicken is as close as anything to compare it to. I've eaten plenty!

Oh, and Rocky Mountain Oysters, ( calf balls for those unfamiliar with the term ), taste a helluva lot like prawns, just in case you're interested.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 03, 2010, 05:25:49 PM
This must be Jimmy Carter's church.

So naturally Ptarmy is a Jimmy Carter sympathizer.

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 03, 2010, 06:27:34 PM
Tell the truth! You haven't eaten Rattlesnake have you? Chicken is as close as anything to compare it to. I've eaten plenty!

Oh, and Rocky Mountain Oysters, ( calf balls for those unfamiliar with the term ), taste a helluva lot like prawns, just in case you're interested.


I should add that we have a restaurant here that serves these delicacies along with gator, possum, bear, you name it, on a daily basis!
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 03, 2010, 07:31:28 PM
This must be Jimmy Carter's church.

So naturally Ptarmy is a Jimmy Carter sympathizer.

 :fuelfire:

Time to take this to the Fight Club.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 03, 2010, 07:32:04 PM
Bunny or ptarmigan is good eating....... Perhaps we can find a religious camp that caters to fowl eaters??  :tongue: :fuelfire: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

They will be shut down by me.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: vesta111 on August 04, 2010, 05:23:33 AM
Tell the truth! You haven't eaten Rattlesnake have you? Chicken is as close as anything to compare it to. I've eaten plenty!

Oh, and Rocky Mountain Oysters, ( calf balls for those unfamiliar with the term ), taste a helluva lot like prawns, just in case you're interested.

Yes I have Held my nose and closed my eyes and taken a bite of some strange stuff.

Have I ever drank human blood--yess--when sewing, I have a habit that if I prick my finger on a needle, I without thought put that finger in my mouth.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Hawkwarrior2 on August 04, 2010, 09:23:05 AM
Ha ha. How the hell did you come up with this shit?
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: thundley4 on August 04, 2010, 09:24:49 AM
Ha ha. How the hell did you come up with this shit?

You do NOT want to get involved in the Great Bunny/Ptarmigan War.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: IassaFTots on August 04, 2010, 09:47:05 AM
You do NOT want to get involved in the Great Bunny/Ptarmigan War.

Oh HELL No! 

Stay away from the war. 
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Eupher on August 04, 2010, 09:54:57 AM
Ptarmy is, after all, Ptarmy.  And bunnies are, well, bunnies. Apparently the two don't mix very well.  :shucks:
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: debk on August 04, 2010, 10:21:57 AM
Ha ha. How the hell did you come up with this shit?

Never, ever, get between Ptarmigan and Mr Snuggle Bunny!  :o

Just get a beer and some popcorn and watch from the sidelines....it's much safer.  :-)
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Thor on August 04, 2010, 11:05:34 AM
Here I was, thinking of raising some rabbits to have around as a food source. I might as well include ptarmigan and pigeons, too...... Fair & balanced...... :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 04, 2010, 12:37:19 PM
Here I was, thinking of raising some rabbits to have around as a food source. I might as well include ptarmigan and pigeons, too...... Fair & balanced...... :fuelfire:

Doves reallllllly piss off the enviro wackos so I go huntin' 'em evry year! They're frikkin' delish and if a whackadoodle gets in the way.........well you know what they say about "two birds with one stoner", right?
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 04, 2010, 06:14:48 PM
You do NOT want to get involved in the Great Bunny/Ptarmigan War.

The Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War is an ongoing war between Ptarmigans vs. Rabbits/Hares, Gyrfalcons, Seagulls, and Squirrels.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 04, 2010, 07:15:31 PM
Here I was, thinking of raising some rabbits to have around as a food source. I might as well include ptarmigan and pigeons, too...... Fair & balanced...... :fuelfire:

Fair and balanced????????? All rabbits are worthy of extermination that the filthy sodomite vermins that they are.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Chris_ on August 04, 2010, 07:37:43 PM
Fair and balanced????????? All rabbits are worthy of extermination that the filthy sodomite vermins that they are.

Fine... we'll eat them too.  Poultry doesn't do well on the second day, so we better make sure there are no leftovers. 

Bye bye birdie.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 04, 2010, 07:41:12 PM
Fine... we'll eat them too.  Poultry doesn't do well on the second day, so we better make sure there are no leftovers. 

Bye bye birdie.

Sorry to burst your bubbles, but ptarmigan meat is laced with cadmium and other toxic metals.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Chris_ on August 04, 2010, 07:47:21 PM
Whatever you say, Chief Walking Feather. :wink:
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Thor on August 05, 2010, 11:36:57 AM
Whatever you say, Chief Walking Sitting Feather. :wink:

FIFY
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: PatriotGame on August 05, 2010, 12:31:33 PM
Tell the truth! You haven't eaten Rattlesnake have you? Chicken is as close as anything to compare it to. I've eaten plenty!

Oh, and Rocky Mountain Oysters, ( calf balls for those unfamiliar with the term ), taste a helluva lot like prawns, just in case you're interested.
All of that - gawd I love Idaho!
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: PatriotGame on August 05, 2010, 12:32:55 PM
Ha ha. How the hell did you come up with this shit?
Early childhood head trauma...
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 05, 2010, 07:16:49 PM
Early childhood head trauma...

Righting a wrong.
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: IassaFTots on August 05, 2010, 07:27:39 PM
Righting a wrong.

Pardon me for asking, but what wrong?
Title: Re: Church Bludgeons Filthy Sodomite Bunnies
Post by: Ptarmigan on August 05, 2010, 10:22:35 PM
Pardon me for asking, but what wrong?

Injustice, oppression, and violence in the Great Lagopus/Lagomorph War by bloodthirsty and greedy rabbits/hares and gyrfalcons. Yes, I know Lagopus means "rabbit foot", but I am no self-hater.