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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on March 24, 2008, 11:34:43 AM
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Hey It's A Hospital. No Horses Allowed
(AP) A man hoping to cheer up an ailing relative at Wilcox Memorial Hospital hadn't considered one of the visitation rules: No horses allowed.
The man thought the patient would enjoy seeing his stallion, said Lani Yukimura, a spokeswoman at the hospital. He and the horse entered the hospital earlier this month and rode an elevator up to the third floor, where they were met and stopped by security personnel,
Security managed to get the man and the horse out of the hospital, with "just a few scuff marks," she said.
The hospital has a pet visitation policy, but it's for dogs and cats, not horses.
"On Kauai, we have a very warm inviting atmosphere at Wilcox," Yukimura said. "We just hope people understand this is not a place for a horse."
The man's good intentions were further dashed when his relative was brought out to see the horse.
"That's not my horse," the patient said to hospital staff.
I didn't even know they had rednecks in Hawaii. :-)
SOURCE (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/03/23/ap/strange/main3960267.shtml)
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Dupe (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=4652.0)
A little late out of the starting gate lug-nut? :-)
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Dupe (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=4652.0)
A little late out of the starting gate lug-nut? :-)
Neigh...just horsin' around. :-)
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Dupe (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=4652.0)
A little late out of the starting gate lug-nut? :-)
Neigh...just horsin' around. :-)
I guess we are saddled with two identical threads then.
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Dupe (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=4652.0)
A little late out of the starting gate lug-nut? :-)
Neigh...just horsin' around. :-)
I guess we are saddled with two identical threads then.
It was just a mare coincidence. :-)
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Dupe (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=4652.0)
A little late out of the starting gate lug-nut? :-)
Neigh...just horsin' around. :-)
I guess we are saddled with two identical threads then.
It was just a mare coincidence. :-)
Neigh, I doubt that.
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Well then hook 'em up to the hitchin' post. Looks like they're bedding down for a spell.
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
...just waiting for someone to start nagging about this ... :-)
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
Gee, haw, haw, haw. :-)
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
Gee, haw, haw, haw. :-)
So what was the equestion again?
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
Gee, haw, haw, haw. :-)
So what was the equestion again?
Don't saddle me with your memory problems... We all canter cover for you
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
Gee, haw, haw, haw. :-)
So what was the equestion again?
Don't saddle me with your memory problems... We all canter cover for you
Oh I'll saddle you.... :-)
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
Gee, haw, haw, haw. :-)
So what was the equestion again?
I canter member. :-)
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
Gee, haw, haw, haw. :-)
So what was the equestion again?
I canter member. :-)
Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
Gee, haw, haw, haw. :-)
So what was the equestion again?
I canter member. :-)
Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?
It will, at least, whip this thread into shape.
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
Gee, haw, haw, haw. :-)
So what was the equestion again?
I canter member. :-)
Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?
I seem to have a memory lapse. :-)
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
Gee, haw, haw, haw. :-)
So what was the equestion again?
I canter member. :-)
Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?
It will, at least, whip this thread into shape.
Looking for a crop of new puns, eh?
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
Gee, haw, haw, haw. :-)
So what was the equestion again?
I canter member. :-)
Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?
It will, at least, whip this thread into shape.
Looking for a crop of new puns, eh?
Saddle up, this ones running full out!
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Beat the horse, but be tackful :beathorse:
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
Gee, haw, haw, haw. :-)
So what was the equestion again?
I canter member. :-)
Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?
It will, at least, whip this thread into shape.
Looking for a crop of new puns, eh?
Saddle up, this ones running full out!
This thread is getting out of hand. Perhaps it should be fet-locked.
Better yet, move it to the Whinny Zone
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
Gee, haw, haw, haw. :-)
So what was the equestion again?
I canter member. :-)
Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?
It will, at least, whip this thread into shape.
Looking for a crop of new puns, eh?
Saddle up, this ones running full out!
This thread is getting out of hand. Perhaps it should be fet-locked.
Better yet, move it to the Whinny Zone
Ya know something? I do believe there's to much horseplay going on around here.
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I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. :-)
Someone trying to reign this one in?
We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Lemme just tack on one more... :-)
You're the mane man, lug.
I try to avoid shoddy work. :-)
Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Well, trot one out.
Whoa now!
Gee, haw, haw, haw. :-)
So what was the equestion again?
I canter member. :-)
Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?
It will, at least, whip this thread into shape.
Looking for a crop of new puns, eh?
Saddle up, this ones running full out!
This thread is getting out of hand. Perhaps it should be fet-locked.
Better yet, move it to the Whinny Zone
Ya know something? I do believe there's to much horseplay going on around here.
Be careful...this thread may give you the trots. :-)