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The Help Desk => Suggestions and Feedback => Topic started by: LadyLiberty on January 02, 2008, 03:04:18 PM
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I just had to say that these are THE best emoticons I've ever seen on any forum.
I laughed for a good bit, here. :dozer:
^ that one is my favorite, I believe....the short bus one is pretty funny too.
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I am impressed with the bells and whistles here. I find something new all the time.
I find the fact everyone can change their screen name on a whim a bit unsettling, tho. Some folks don't realize how attached they are to their screen name and avatar.
Choosing "Lord Undies" was my way of continuing my identity. "Demonic Underwear" belongs to CU.
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I am impressed with the bells and whistles here. I find something new all the time.
I find the fact everyone can change their screen name on a whim a bit unsettling, tho. Some folks don't realize how attached they are to their screen name and avatar.
Choosing "Lord Undies" was my way of continuing my identity. "Demonic Underwear" belongs to CU.
The control over the boards settings is impresive.
:asssmack: and that is just damn funny.
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I find the fact everyone can change their screen name on a whim a bit unsettling, tho.
:couch: Didn't know you could do that.
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:thatsright: We need a tinfoil-hat-wearing emoticon.
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:thatsright: We need a tinfoil-hat-wearing emoticon.
Somebody agreed w/ you
:tinfoil: :rocker:
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That is priceless, the best one I've seen.
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Which proves my point, wimmins love emoticons. :-)
For the record, the one at the very top is one I copied when I saw someone post it at CU. The other ones came from USMILNET. I asked everyone if there were any they'd like to see and before I knew it, we had about 179 pages of requests and responses.
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Which proves my point, wimmins love emoticons. :-)
For the record, the one at the very top is one I copied when I saw someone post it at CU. The other ones came from USMILNET. I asked everyone if there were any they'd like to see and before I knew it, we had about 179 pages of requests and responses.
You really have a good selection up there now.
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Which proves my point, wimmins love emoticons. :-)
For the record, the one at the very top is one I copied when I saw someone post it at CU. The other ones came from USMILNET. I asked everyone if there were any they'd like to see and before I knew it, we had about 179 pages of requests and responses.
YES!
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Which proves my point, wimmins love emoticons. :-)
For the record, the one at the very top is one I copied when I saw someone post it at CU. The other ones came from USMILNET. I asked everyone if there were any they'd like to see and before I knew it, we had about 179 pages of requests and responses.
But of course!
:cheerleader2:
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This one, however, must DIE!
:bouncy:
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This one, however, must DIE!
:bouncy:
:diebouncy:
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I got a few that could be added.
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/Skizz1979/Smileys/bounce.gif)
GOTTA have that one! lol
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No offense, but I despise those little smilies. Good old-fashioned USENET character ones are the only type I'll use.
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Where is my frigging tongue smiley? ---> (http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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No offense, but I despise those little smilies. Good old-fashioned USENET character ones are the only type I'll use.
My, you are inflexible! :tongue:
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No offense, but I despise those little smilies. Good old-fashioned USENET character ones are the only type I'll use.
My, you are inflexible! :tongue:
No, just principled ;)
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No offense, but I despise those little smilies. Good old-fashioned USENET character ones are the only type I'll use.
My, you are inflexible! :tongue:
No, just principled ;)
That's why I love you! .... not to worry, on the up and up.
Although I must admit when I found you had DBA skillz, I definitely took a second look.
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No offense, but I despise those little smilies. Good old-fashioned USENET character ones are the only type I'll use.
My, you are inflexible! :tongue:
No, just principled ;)
That's why I love you! .... not to worry, on the up and up.
Although I must admit when I found you had DBA skillz, I definitely took a second look.
Ah, that DBA thing. If I could bottle it as an aphrodisiac, I could own the world :)
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No offense, but I despise those little smilies. Good old-fashioned USENET character ones are the only type I'll use.
My, you are inflexible! :tongue:
No, just principled ;)
That's why I love you! .... not to worry, on the up and up.
Although I must admit when I found you had DBA skillz, I definitely took a second look.
Ah, that DBA thing. If I could bottle it as an aphrodisiac, I could own the world :)
If you would just show me your correlated sub-query just once.... I swear, I would leave you be. :-)
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No offense, but I despise those little smilies. Good old-fashioned USENET character ones are the only type I'll use.
My, you are inflexible! :tongue:
No, just principled ;)
That's why I love you! .... not to worry, on the up and up.
Although I must admit when I found you had DBA skillz, I definitely took a second look.
Ah, that DBA thing. If I could bottle it as an aphrodisiac, I could own the world :)
If you would just show me your correlated sub-query just once.... I swear, I would leave you be. :-)
The lady doth make me blush (LOL)
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No offense, but I despise those little smilies. Good old-fashioned USENET character ones are the only type I'll use.
My, you are inflexible! :tongue:
No, just principled ;)
That's why I love you! .... not to worry, on the up and up.
Although I must admit when I found you had DBA skillz, I definitely took a second look.
Ah, that DBA thing. If I could bottle it as an aphrodisiac, I could own the world :)
If you would just show me your correlated sub-query just once.... I swear, I would leave you be. :-)
The lady doth make me blush (LOL)
Perhaps we could do an innerjoin on our primary keys? That is if they are part of a clustered index... know what I'm saying? :naughty:
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I just had to say that these are THE best emoticons I've ever seen on any forum.
Great collection here, well done!
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No offense, but I despise those little smilies. Good old-fashioned USENET character ones are the only type I'll use.
My, you are inflexible! :tongue:
No, just principled ;)
That's why I love you! .... not to worry, on the up and up.
Although I must admit when I found you had DBA skillz, I definitely took a second look.
Ah, that DBA thing. If I could bottle it as an aphrodisiac, I could own the world :)
If you would just show me your correlated sub-query just once.... I swear, I would leave you be. :-)
The lady doth make me blush (LOL)
Perhaps we could do an innerjoin on our primary keys? That is if they are part of a clustered index... know what I'm saying? :naughty:
That reminds me of a story....
Once upon a time (1/t), pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors, when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent, and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, had changed her variables that morning, and, feeling particularly badly behaved, she ignored this condition on the grounds that it was insufficient, and made her way in amongst the complex elements.
Rows and columns enveloped her on all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Quite suddenly, three branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of directrix, and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point, she tripped over a square root which was protruding from the erf, and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once more, she found herself, apparently alone, in a non-euclidean space.
She was being watched however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered. He decided to integrate improperly at once.
Hearing a vulgar function behind her, Polly turned round, and saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated. She could see at once, by his degenerate conic and his dissipative terms, that he was bent on no good.
"Eureka" she gasped.
"Ho, ho!" he said. "What a symmetric little polynomial you are. I can see that you are absolutely bubbling over with secs".
"Sir", she said, "keep away from me. I haven't got my brackets on.
"Calm yourself my dear" said our suave operator, "your fears are purely imaginary".
"i, i" she thought. "Perhaps he's homogeneous then?".
"What order are you?" the brute demanded.
"Seventeen", replied Polly.
Curly leered. "I suppose you've never been operated on yet?" he said.
"Of course not" Polly cried indignantly. "I'm absolutely convergent".
"Come, cone," said Curly. "Lets off to a decimal place I know, and I'll take you to the limit".
"Never" gasped Polly.
His patience was gone. Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places and began to smooth her points of inflexion. Poor Polly. All was lost. She felt his hand bonding to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would be gone for ever.
There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. The complex beast even went all the way round, and did a contour integration. What an indignity! Curly went on operating until he was completely and absolutely orthogonal.
When Polly got hone that evening, her mother noticed that she had been truncated in several places. But it was too late to differentiate now --- the seeds having been sown. As the months went by, Polly increased monotonically. Finally, she generated a small, but pathological, function, which left surds all over the place, until she was driven to distraction.
The moral of this sad story is this: It you want to keep your expressions convergent, never allow them a single degree of freedom.
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This one, however, must DIE!
:bouncy:
:diebouncy:
I made this one awhile ago to use at CU. I don't think I ever did though.
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/Randomluck/smileys/gotya.gif)
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That reminds me of a story....
Once upon a time (1/t), pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors, when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent, and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, had changed her variables that morning, and, feeling particularly badly behaved, she ignored this condition on the grounds that it was insufficient, and made her way in amongst the complex elements.
[snip]
Now that was FUNNY.