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Title: Opening Wine...
Post by: PatriotGame on July 23, 2010, 03:16:16 PM
If you ever get caught without a corkscrew, try this... 
 
How to open a bottle of wine with a shoe.  Just watch.....you don't need to understand French.

http://www.wimp.com/wineshoe
 
Cheers...
Title: Re: Opening Wine...
Post by: Eupher on July 23, 2010, 03:40:19 PM
Beats the hell out of banging the neck on a rock and drinking around the broken glass.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Opening Wine...
Post by: debk on July 23, 2010, 03:49:19 PM
How come the shoe didn't trash the wall?
Title: Re: Opening Wine...
Post by: bijou on July 23, 2010, 03:57:04 PM
Cool. Now I wat to experiment with a bottle of wine.  :-)
Title: Re: Opening Wine...
Post by: PatriotGame on July 23, 2010, 04:52:56 PM
Quote from: debk on July 23, 2010, 03:49:19 PM
How come the shoe didn't trash the wall?
Shoe resilient walls? DUmmys can use their heads - it's a depleted uranium density thing...
Title: Re: Opening Wine...
Post by: PatriotGame on July 23, 2010, 04:54:56 PM
Quote from: Eupher on July 23, 2010, 03:40:19 PM
Beats the hell out of banging the neck on a rock and drinking around the broken glass.

 :cheersmate:
Wouldn't be the first time I poured wine through a sock to filter out the broken glass...
Title: Re: Opening Wine...
Post by: PatriotGame on July 23, 2010, 04:56:39 PM
Quote from: debk on July 23, 2010, 03:49:19 PM
How come the shoe didn't trash the wall?
Sweetheart - it is NOT about Sheetrock safety, it is about consuming alcohol. It's a priority thing...
Title: Re: Opening Wine...
Post by: Thor on July 23, 2010, 11:25:08 PM
That violates the basic tenets of wine drinking. NEVER shake a bottle of wine. Never turn a bottle of wine upside down before consuming. Of course, emergencies are emergencies.
Title: Re: Opening Wine...
Post by: IassaFTots on July 24, 2010, 08:50:50 AM
Quote from: PatriotGame on July 23, 2010, 04:54:56 PM
Wouldn't be the first time I poured wine through a sock to filter out the broken glass...

Panty hose is better than a sock, if you have access.   :-)
Title: Re: Opening Wine...
Post by: PatriotGame on July 24, 2010, 11:47:47 AM
Quote from: IassaFTots on July 24, 2010, 08:50:50 AM
Panty hose is better than a sock, if you have access.   :-)
Nope!!

I will NOT be hoodwinked into making a joke about you sending me your used panty hose.

MUST-NOT-MAKE-JOKE!

MUST-NOT-HAVE-MENTAL-IMAGE!

MUST-CONSUME-MORE-ALCOHOL-AND-PONDER!
Title: Re: Opening Wine...
Post by: IassaFTots on July 25, 2010, 05:12:01 PM
Quote from: PatriotGame on July 24, 2010, 11:47:47 AM
Nope!!

I will NOT be hoodwinked into making a joke about you sending me your used panty hose.

MUST-NOT-MAKE-JOKE!

MUST-NOT-HAVE-MENTAL-IMAGE!
 
MUST-CONSUME-MORE-ALCOHOL-AND-PONDER!

Simmer down now, and drink your wine.