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Title: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: bijou on July 23, 2010, 07:31:41 AM
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A Florala woman was jailed Tuesday on reckless endangerment charges after she allegedly left open gas containers throughout the house “because she liked the smell.”

Chief Sonny Bedsole said officer Chris Jackson was responding to a disturbance report at the North Sixth Street home when he noticed the odd smell throughout the home of Juliana Bryant, 33.

“Officer Chris Jackson responded to the home, and inside, found an open container of gas,” Bedsole said. “When questioned, she said she liked the smell of it.” ...

link (http://www.andalusiastarnews.com/2010/07/22/woman-jailed-for-gas-in-home/)
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 23, 2010, 08:36:11 AM
She wanted to go out in "a blaze of glory".
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: bijou on July 23, 2010, 08:37:10 AM
She wanted to go out in "a blaze of glory".
Oooh, the thought if that happening gives me the vapours.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Eupher on July 23, 2010, 08:47:00 AM
Any resulting fire would've left her insolvent.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 23, 2010, 09:48:18 AM
And "Great Balls of Fire" was on the radio . . .
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: bijou on July 23, 2010, 09:51:08 AM
Any resulting fire would've left her insolvent.

If not, someone at her insurance company needs to be fired.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: IassaFTots on July 23, 2010, 10:54:38 AM
If not, someone at her insurance company needs to be fired.

I agree, if she got any $$, someone should definitely be canned. 
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: vesta111 on July 23, 2010, 11:16:01 AM
I agree, if she got any $$, someone should definitely be canned. 

Wierd here  as we woman know the more we smell something, like perfume the less we smell it.  Others may smell it but we who wear perfume become unable to smell it, so we add more and knock people off their feet from all that smell.

We get used to smells if the kitty litter needs to be changed we may not notice but a visitor will know.

So this woman liked the smell of gasoline, it seems strange that after awhile she would even notice it in her home.


Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Thor on July 23, 2010, 01:03:36 PM
Wierd here  as we woman know the more we smell something, like perfume the less we smell it.  Others may smell it but we who wear perfume become unable to smell it, so we add more and knock people off their feet from all that smell.

We get used to smells if the kitty litter needs to be changed we may not notice but a visitor will know.

So this woman liked the smell of gasoline, it seems strange that after awhile she would even notice it in her home.




Get with the program, Vesta. There's supposed to be a pun in your reply. Maybe I need to light a fire under your ass??

It all just seems so "fuelish" to me........
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: dutch508 on July 23, 2010, 01:10:01 PM
Get with the program, Vesta. There's supposed to be a pun in your reply. Maybe I need to light a fire under your ass??

It all just seems so "fuelish" to me........



vesta is a few matches short of a full pack.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: IassaFTots on July 23, 2010, 01:10:57 PM

It all just seems so "fuelish" to me........


Hey Thor, Chill Out...

No need to be fuming over there.  

 :-)

Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Eupher on July 23, 2010, 01:22:59 PM
Things are starting to get volatile.

Vesta sorta reminds me of Ethyl, as in, "Fill 'er up with ethyl." She's got somewhere to go, but no idea how to get there and how much it'll take.

 :-)
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: IassaFTots on July 23, 2010, 01:25:54 PM
Things are starting to get volatile.

Vesta sorta reminds me of Ethyl, as in, "Fill 'er up with ethyl." She's got somewhere to go, but no idea how to get there and how much it'll take.

 :-)


Yeah, that could be a premium amount. 
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Revolution on July 23, 2010, 01:37:35 PM
Who knows, she may have wanted to start a relationship, and was just looking for that first spark.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Eupher on July 23, 2010, 01:39:25 PM
These jokes pump large amounts of high octane excitement into this thread. I can feel it.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: IassaFTots on July 23, 2010, 01:53:15 PM
These jokes pump large amounts of high octane excitement into this thread. I can feel it.

That pun went over like a leaded balloon.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: bijou on July 23, 2010, 01:59:04 PM
That pun went over like a leaded balloon.
Not that badly surely? I thought it matched the quality of the others.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: debk on July 23, 2010, 02:14:54 PM
Not that badlty surely? I thought it matched the quality of the others.


yep....it was definitely not premium...
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Revolution on July 23, 2010, 02:21:14 PM
We could always ask Ronsol.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: debk on July 23, 2010, 02:25:11 PM
perhaps she was using the smell to remind her of the beach....like seaShell's
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: PatriotGame on July 23, 2010, 03:26:00 PM

vesta is a few matches short of a full pack.
Low octane level...
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: PatriotGame on July 23, 2010, 03:29:43 PM
These jokes pump large amounts of high octane excitement into this thread. I can feel it.
I'm still having trouble distilling the premium comedy in this thread from the crude remarks.  :fuelfire:
(get the smiley application: fuel-fire  :rimshot:)
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Eupher on July 23, 2010, 03:35:35 PM
A Deepwater analysis of this particular woman results in more and more sludge as this thread progresses.

Well, I must say, it's probably time to pipe down and sea just how wacko this woman is, whether bp or not bp.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Thor on July 23, 2010, 11:28:23 PM
This thread is burning me up with laughter!!

(I guess that Vesta didn't like my pun about "lighting a fire".........Perhaps she's fuming over my remarks.) :(
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: vesta111 on July 24, 2010, 05:50:04 AM
This thread is burning me up with laughter!!

(I guess that Vesta didn't like my pun about "lighting a fire".........Perhaps she's fuming over my remarks.) :(


Nah, no problem with you Thor, I just cannot understand how anyone for any reason would want to keep potential bombs in their home unless they had some explosive issues.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: IassaFTots on July 24, 2010, 07:46:35 AM
Ugh....Leaded balloon for sure. 
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 24, 2010, 08:59:10 AM
I'd say this thread is about to pun out of gas.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: NHSparky on July 24, 2010, 10:03:02 AM
Or perhaps just disappear into the ether.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 24, 2010, 10:34:24 AM
I'm still having trouble distilling the premium comedy in this thread from the crude remarks.  :fuelfire:
(get the smiley application: fuel-fire  :rimshot:)

Yeah, you refined it nicely.  87 or 93?
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Randy on July 24, 2010, 10:49:45 AM
Or perhaps just disappear into the ether.

Maybe just a boost of octane will do it?
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: littlelamb on July 24, 2010, 11:15:00 AM
These replies have sure been a gas to read
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: PatriotGame on July 24, 2010, 11:43:04 AM
Nah, no problem with you Thor, I just cannot understand how anyone for any reason would want to keep potential bombs in their home unless they had some explosive issues.
Spend some reading the DUmp forum...eventually you will understand...
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: crockspot on July 24, 2010, 02:23:14 PM
Did someone mention pumping Ethyl? Is she hot?
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 24, 2010, 05:28:00 PM
Maybe just a boost of octane will do it?

Maybe some nitro or MTBE?
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Eupher on July 24, 2010, 09:00:55 PM
Did someone mention pumping Ethyl? Is she hot?

Not really. Ever since they took the lead out, she's been in the tank.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: debk on July 24, 2010, 11:09:38 PM
Not really. Ever since they took the lead out, she's been in the tank.

Really? I heard with a bit of sparkin' on....she'd burst into flames..
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Eupher on July 25, 2010, 12:09:24 AM
Really? I heard with a bit of sparkin' on....she'd burst into flames..

That was the problem. She wouldn't wait until the pistons were at top dead center in their cylinders, she'd go ahead and let the coil fire regardless.

That lead to a lot of backfiring through the intake manifold.

There's only so much of that a guy can take.   :rotf:

(Uh....is this one goin' to the Short Bus?  :tongue:   _
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: debk on July 25, 2010, 12:12:33 AM
(Uh....is this one goin' to the Short Bus?  :tongue:   _

startin' to look that way... :naughty:
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Randy on July 25, 2010, 06:02:12 AM
That was the problem. She wouldn't wait until the pistons were at top dead center in their cylinders, she'd go ahead and let the coil fire regardless.

That lead to a lot of backfiring through the intake manifold.

There's only so much of that a guy can take.   :rotf:

(Uh....is this one goin' to the Short Bus?  :tongue:   _

You can also get those symptoms if your injector pumps to much and out of synch.  :-)
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: vesta111 on July 25, 2010, 08:08:29 AM
You can also get those symptoms if your injector pumps to much and out of synch.  :-)

Come on people, we knows she has to live alone with no old men in the house.

Just one good rip roaring fart from an old man would below the roof off the house.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Godot showed up on July 25, 2010, 09:43:26 AM
Nah, no problem with you Thor, I just cannot understand how anyone for any reason would want to keep potential bombs in their home unless they had some explosive issues.

Igniting controvesy as usual, eh Vesta? You have to admit that this thread is a blast.

It was brave of the cop to charge right in, though, considering the potential ar-son consequences.




Will it go out with a bang? Or will it just be a shell of itself near its end? Well, I'll try not to fuse about it.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 25, 2010, 10:17:08 AM
(Uh....is this one goin' to the Short Bus?  :tongue:   _

Does look like we've got a tiger in the tank.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: debk on July 26, 2010, 02:15:49 PM
Igniting controvesy as usual, eh Vesta? You have to admit that this thread is a blast.

It was brave of the cop to charge right in, though, considering the potential ar-son consequences.




Will it go out with a bang? Or will it just be a shell of itself near its end? Well, I'll try not to fuse about it.

Not to be serious or anything....but I wonder if the drywall would absorb the fumes like it does meth fumes? If it would, it would make the house an explosion waiting to happen.
Title: Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on July 26, 2010, 03:12:13 PM
She was trying to ward off those pesky Injun spirits.