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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: Thor on July 22, 2010, 05:37:32 PM
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After months of consultation Congressional Democrats and the White House have reached tentative agreement to build a new class of warship. The lead ship will be the USS Libtard. Ahead-12kts, Astern-36kts, Armaments-None, Color-Pink, Motto-Last in Harm's Way, Special Features-All angle surrender system and Backstabber Missiles - courtesy of Walter Brown.......
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And they will save money by looking at French warship designs.
It'll still cost $2 trillion (and that's before the inevitable 500% cost overruns), but it'll save a few bucks on development.
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I hear the USS Carter had a tender boat called the USS Mondale. Had to be scrapped because every time the USS Reagan sailed into port the damn thing would turn turtle and sink...