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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on July 22, 2010, 12:01:13 PM
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NYMdaveNYI (23 posts) Tue Jul-20-10 12:37 PM
Original message
THEY’RE IS SABOTAGING MY COMPUTER -- I KNOW TOO MUCH
Over the last couple of weeks, I’ve been reading up on the conspiracy theories and evident subterfuges surrounding 9/11. I’ve also watched several documentaries about what a lie the 9-11 Official Story was. It’s changed my life, i’m convinced now that Bush MIHOP. There’s irrefutable evidence, and, of course, the CIA, FBI, NSA, etc don’t want you to know that. I’ve channeled these newfound facts that i’ve gathered through venues like Facebook (I now realize that when you get a hold of facts of this magnitude, THE LAST THING YOU WANT TO DO IS SHOUT THEM THROUGH A PROVERBIAL MEGAPHONE). Hitherto, my computer has been acting a bit screwy; Whenever I go to YouTube, Facebook, DU, or physics911.net, Safari shuts down, and my Internet connection (be it wireless or ethernet) drops for a half hour; Only those sites, because maybe my access to those sites is considered dangerous by someone. As of last week, my computer is (mysteriously) no longer able to use wireless connection after 2 years of it working seamlessly.
Today, after watching a 9-11 conspiracy documentary, I went on Google Earth and looked at the Pentagon, thanks to a new feature, I can see old images, like one from 9/13/2001, revealing the fresh hole in the building. As I zoomed in on the 5-sided office building, and began to speculate and examine, my computer mysteriously shut down. I started it back up and got a whole bunch of weird scripting code flashing across the screen, and my computer made some really weird noises. I’ve since removed the power, the internet cable and taken out the battery of the computer (its a macbook). In light of that, MacBooks are not prone to viruses, so I know it cant be some virus i’ve picked up. The NSA, CIA, etc have power to look in on us, on our computers. I’ve been sabotaged.
I’m writing this (from my iPhone) because I’m afraid of what’s next... Black SUVs? Poison in my food? (It’s happened to the 9-11 witnesses). They obviously have my IP, therefore, they know where I am. I’m trying not to sound like a loopy, tin-foil conspiracy theorist, but this is all too much.
If I get taken down, Democratic Underground will know why.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=125x290838
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NYMdaveNYI (23 posts) Wed Jul-21-10 01:29 PM
Response to Reply #4
10. I wish i could change the name of this post
so that it would sound less sarcastic or hyperbolic. I agree it sounds a bit farfetched, but, a true account, nonetheless.
Now, to be fair, the DUmpmonkiez in the dungeon treat him as crazy, too.
NYMdaveNYI (23 posts) Wed Jul-21-10 02:07 PM
Response to Reply #11
12. WTF is this thread
Edited on Wed Jul-21-10 02:19 PM by NYMdaveNYI
I go away for TWO days, and this asshole makes me look like a dunce.
I apologize for this thread, I left my account up unattended. I did not write the original post.
Dont worry, i’m not the kind of person who wears a tin foil hat to keep away the radio-waves.
This was all a load of shit not written by me. I apologize.
Everywhere you look, red white and blue, everywhere you look they’re fooling you.
Ah...it was my crazy girlfriend defense. Yeah...that works.
zappaman (795 posts) Wed Jul-21-10 11:43 AM
Response to Original message
7. Same thing happened to me
Dude, you need to be very very careful at all times.
You have made "the list".
Once on it, it is damn near impossible to get off of it.
Take care, my friend.
ah....what?
Lithos (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-21-10 07:33 PM
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19. locking
Not sure of the point of this thread.
Lithos
DU moderator
The new DU mod strikes! This bodes ill for a majority of the posts on DU. if they need to start making sense and have a point...DU IS DOOM'D!!!1!!!!!!
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LARED (1000+ posts) Tue Jul-20-10 05:58 PM
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2. I think you have two choices here
Take the computer to a repair shop and have them remove the woo drive.
or
Take yourself to a mental health professional and have him/her calibrate your woo drive.
Woo Drive. Heh.
:rotf:
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Woo Drive. Heh.
:rotf:
It's the knights that say Woo.......Woo Woo
My girl friend wrote this.
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:ohnoes: :admin:
Now he's really going to be hitting the conspiracy bong. Lithos must be in on it as part of the CIA/Mossad/VRWC.
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It's the knights that say Woo.......Woo Woo
My girl friend wrote this.
I thought the knights said Ni.
At any rate, Freaking hilarious!
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Well, all I gotta say is, good find, Dutch. Sheesh. I think the guy is a Sybill. (sp?)
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NYMdaveNYI (23 posts) Wed Jul-21-10 02:07 PM
Response to Reply #11
12. WTF is this thread
Edited on Wed Jul-21-10 02:19 PM by NYMdaveNYI
I go away for TWO days, and this asshole makes me look like a dunce.
Hey, wait a minute...how do we know YOU'RE the real Dave, and not the impostor?!?
:ohnoes:
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It may be a side issue, but does anyone know a proverb featuring a megaphone? :-)
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NYMdaveNYI (23 posts) Tue Jul-20-10 12:37 PM
<snip>I’m trying not to sound like a loopy, tin-foil conspiracy theorist, but this is all too much.<snip>
Excuse me, NYMdaveNYI, but...
Epic FAIL!!!
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Oh my, can't think of anything else to say right now about this thread.
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I don't know .... I kind of believe this one. One night I was watching one of those wacky conspiracy shows about 9/11 on the tube when out of no where a loud clap of thunder sounded and almost immediately all my electricity got shut off!! I ain't even kidding.
I KNOW for a fact I had paid the electric bill ..... I never could figure out how 'they' shut off the electricity but ...... it was obvious 'they' did because there was no other reason for it to go off.
:evillaugh:
KC
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^ Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do.
Black SUVs? Poison in my food? (It’s happened to the 9-11 witnesses).
:siren: :foff: :siren:
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I'm on Google Earth, zoomed in on the Pentagon and looking at pictures.
I'm still here.
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The NYMdaveNYI primitive is the most sane individual on Skin's island.
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THAT would truly be scary.
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I'm on Google Earth, zoomed in on the Pentagon and looking at pictures.
I'm still here.
:tinfoil2:
Don't talk to me.
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(http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/9405/bearti0.gif)
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The DUmmie is probably running AVG or NO anti-virus (close to the same) and/ or has picked up some malware of some sort. The other scenario is that they're on Cable and their cable plant is AFU, causing intermittent outages.
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The little light
On my hard drive
goes
blink
blink
blink
blink
not red and blue
just zombie green
they're're after me
:evillaugh:
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The DUmmie is probably running AVG or NO anti-virus (close to the same) and/ or has picked up some malware of some sort. The other scenario is that they're on Cable and their cable plant is AFU, causing intermittent outages.
Wait...AVG can infect your computer with malware??
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Wait...AVG can infect your computer with malware??
AVG IS malware.
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LOL @ Eric. I don't think that AVG is "malware", per se, but it has let me down upon occasion. I prefer Avast as my anti-virus. (It's also freeware, at least some versions)
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Well, just to be safe, I'm uninstalling it, and letting Malwarebytes be my main program. That thing is great.
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Well, just to be safe, I'm uninstalling it, and letting Malwarebytes be my main program. That thing is great.
Bad idea. Malwarebytes is not virus software.
KC
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Well, just to be safe, I'm uninstalling it, and letting Malwarebytes be my main program. That thing is great.
A virus is a program that makes your computer run slow and do funny things it shouldn't.
By that definition then Windows is a virus.....
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Well yeah. I was just concerned AVG could make my computer do funnier things than a regular program. That's why I'm sticking with Malwarebytes, and SpyBot.
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Go get Avast...... use that as an anti-virus. It's far better than AVG.
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I grabbed SuperAntiSpyware if that counts.
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(http://i31.tinypic.com/258ozeh.jpg)
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Woo Drive. Heh.
:rotf:
Is that drive linked to the Hoo drive?
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Well yeah. I was just concerned AVG could make my computer do funnier things than a regular program. That's why I'm sticking with Malwarebytes, and SpyBot.
Check with your ISP in their security section. My ISP (Comcast) offers the new full-blown Norton Security Suite for FREE! It used to be McAfee but they switched to Norton when the new non-bloat resource hog version came out last year. I also use Firefox only as a web browser and have had zero issues in the last five years. I used to run both AVG free and Zone Alarm but they were far from perfect.
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Black SUVs? Poison in my food? (It’s happened to the 9-11 witnesses).
The entire fracking world witnessed 9-11. What's your point, DUmmy?
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Check with your ISP in their security section. My ISP (Comcast) offers the new full-blown Norton Security Suite for FREE! It used to be McAfee but they switched to Norton when the new non-bloat resource hog version came out last year. I also use Firefox only as a web browser and have had zero issues in the last five years. I used to run both AVG free and Zone Alarm but they were far from perfect.
I've used PC Tools' "Spyware Doctor w/Antivirus" for several years with no problems....
The one computer in my house that had McAfee on it (only because it came with it and was free for a year) kept getting trojans on it, but all that stopped with Spyware Doctor and Firefox....
I have to keep Internet Explorer on this machine because one of the business programs I use won't work with Firefox....
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Wow....
Sounds like someone should just call Geek Squad or something.