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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Revolution on July 21, 2010, 05:20:05 AM
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I guess this is a little game of sorts. I don't expect many of youy would actually take the job. I sure as hell wouldn't. However, it's fun to think about it for a little bit.
First, I'd have to process my power. Then, I think I would wait until Skinny decided to turn in, and scrap as many rules as I could in my section. (Hopefully, I'd run GD) I would make it an uncensored GD board for however many hours I could get away with, and watch the fireworks fly. I think it would be some pretty good personal humor, and levity.
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I suspect I would quickly become like the Queen of Hearts in Alice in Wonderland. "Off with their heads!" I never toy with my prey.
The place would be empty within hours.
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HaHa! That is kinda fun to think about. I'd first run around the internet telling everybody at what time it's fair game, then I'd completely ignore any alerts. I'd screencap the good ones. Oh, and have CCers bring 'em over.
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HaHa! That is kinda fun to think about. I'd first run around the internet telling everybody at what time it's fair game, then I'd completely ignore any alerts. I'd screencap the good ones. Oh, and have CCers bring 'em over.
Been done, but of course we'd like to see more of it done.
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The possibilities for mischief, especially with the more volatile posters, would be virtually endless. Just locking one of Stinky's threads could lead to a whole series of 'post deleted' and 'thread deleted' actions as he spins up and starts bitching about it (A violation) in response to that first throw of a snowball off the mountain!
:evillaugh:
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I would jump on any original post that violated rules and lock it before anyone could reply to it. :evillaugh:
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It would be the biggest pizza party in the history of the Internetz. IP blocks as well as banning EVERYBODY. Then dump every single thread down the memory hole.
Scorched earth policy.
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It would be the biggest pizza party in the history of the Internetz. IP blocks as well as banning EVERYBODY. Then dump every single thread down the memory hole.
Scorched earth policy.
Oh hell no. I can just picture the sheer comedy that would ensue if I were to resurrect all the most embarassing, racist, sexist and obvious bullshit threads from the memory hole, reinstate the DUmp accounts for all the queers killed in the ghey purges, all the feminazis purged in the PUMA rebellion, and - of course - TiT and Willy Pitt(stain). Last but by no means least, I'd create a new forum honoring the memory of Tangerine LaBamba and install fresh "Scamdy" cakes in the GD urinals.
Then you build a 50 foot wall around the perimeter of the Island, toss in some swords, knives and clubs, and sell tickets and pay-per-view rights to the carnage to follow.
(I happen to believe that Skinner's Island of Misfit ****-ups is the perfect place to contain the cancer on the asshole of humanity that is the DUmp Monkies.) :fuelfire:
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I love all these ideas. KLeep them coming, guys. This is my "Forever Thread." :evillaugh:
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It would be the biggest pizza party in the history of the Internetz. IP blocks as well as banning EVERYBODY. Then dump every single thread down the memory hole.
Scorched earth policy.
Amen.
Some might have a problem with such a response, and make the argument that it is childish. To them I say, "meh".
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/ignitethefire65/demotivational-posters-professor-toddles-1.jpg?t=1279756196)
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I guess this is a little game of sorts. I don't expect many of youy would actually take the job. I sure as hell wouldn't. However, it's fun to think about it for a little bit.
First, I'd have to process my power. Then, I think I would wait until Skinny decided to turn in, and scrap as many rules as I could in my section. (Hopefully, I'd run GD) I would make it an uncensored GD board for however many hours I could get away with, and watch the fireworks fly. I think it would be some pretty good personal humor, and levity.
The potential for mayhem would be endless:evil:
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It would be epic.
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:lmao: at this thread.
Could a mod add a pop-up window that says the board is now located at www.conservativecave.com?