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Title: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: bijou on July 20, 2010, 11:37:37 AM
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Spartanburg deputies handled an unusual complaint on Sunday when McDonald’s employees said a woman caused a commotion after she bought a sandwich and shoved it down her pants saying her order had been shorted.

The woman, later identified as Lori Turner, bought two sandwiches and two small coffees, employees said. They said the woman then took one of the sandwiches and put it down the front her jeans, and said that the employees owed her a free one. ...
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link (http://www.wyff4.com/news/24311393/detail.html)
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: thundley4 on July 20, 2010, 11:41:06 AM
And the McDonald's employee immediately took the purloined sandwich back and put it on the line for sale. :puke:
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on July 20, 2010, 11:49:20 AM
That poor sandwich :(
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: IassaFTots on July 20, 2010, 11:50:42 AM
And the McDonald's employee immediately took the purloined sandwich back and put it on the line for sale. :puke:

She purloined it to her loin!!!!

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Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Mike220 on July 20, 2010, 11:53:14 AM
I knew a Lori Turner growing up.

That's not her.
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 20, 2010, 12:04:41 PM
She purloined it to her loin!!!!

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More accurately, to her groin . . .
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: IassaFTots on July 20, 2010, 12:08:52 PM
More accurately, to her groin . . .


:thatsright:

Still funny!!!!!!

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Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: NHSparky on July 20, 2010, 12:31:30 PM
I guess that gives a whole new meaning to a CHEESEburger...  :puke:
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: debk on July 20, 2010, 12:50:55 PM
I guess that gives a whole new meaning to a CHEESEburger...  :puke:


ewwwwwwwwwwww!   :puke:
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Eupher on July 20, 2010, 01:33:05 PM
Hmmm, lessee.....

The Big Mac Song:

"Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun."

Ruh-roh.......
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: PatriotGame on July 20, 2010, 02:08:48 PM
I guess that gives a whole new meaning to a CHEESEburger...  :puke:
Funny, I thought of a 'fish' burger...
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Boudicca on July 20, 2010, 04:42:52 PM
Funny, I thought of a 'fish' burger...

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Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Boudicca on July 20, 2010, 04:43:24 PM
Geez, talk about a few fries short of a Happy Meal!
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Thor on July 20, 2010, 05:12:14 PM
Funny, I thought of a 'fish' burger...

More like a "Fish Taco"............
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 20, 2010, 05:42:35 PM
It's actually a furburger, and I sympathize with the poor bastard that had to search her for it!
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 20, 2010, 10:37:00 PM
Maybe the sandwich was supposed to feed the monkeys:

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Mexican authorities have arrested a man who was trying to smuggle 18 small monkeys into the country by carrying them in his clothing.

Roberto Sol Cabrera, a Mexican citizen, was stopped at a random check at Mexico City's international airport after arriving from Lima.

In a statement, police said Mr Cabrera Zavaleta had been behaving "nervously".

Once he was searched, it was discovered that he had hidden 18 titi monkeys in a girdle around his waist.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-10692772
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Mike220 on July 20, 2010, 10:39:09 PM
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18 titi monkeys

So... Were they 18 monkeys of the "titi" species or monkeys with 18 titi's?

Inquiring minds want to know.
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: dutch508 on July 20, 2010, 10:40:49 PM
So... Were they 18 monkeys of the "titi" species or monkeys with 18 titi's?

Inquiring minds want to know.


That there would be nine monkeys.


Nine.

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Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: vesta111 on July 22, 2010, 06:50:55 AM
Every once in a while we get story's in the local news about Men who shoplift Lobsters and place in their pants.

They think that as the claws have elastic bands they are safe but forget all those sharp legs that move them about. 

These dudes with their legs move a hundred miles on the sea floor if not more and one of them moving in a down direction in a Mans pants can cause some interesting expressions on the Mans face. 

One would have to be deaf, blind or reading Porn not to notice when someone has a lobster in their pants.
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Eupher on July 22, 2010, 08:28:31 AM
Vesta, you absolutely slay me.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: littlelamb on July 24, 2010, 11:17:01 AM
Funny, I thought of a 'fish' burger...

That was my first thought my second was that poor sandwich didn't stand a chance
Title: Re: Deputies: Woman Shoved Sandwich In Her Pants (with mugshot goodness)
Post by: Madam Firecracker on July 25, 2010, 07:29:51 PM
One would have to be deaf, blind or reading Porn not to notice when someone has a lobster in their pants.


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That would make a great sig line.