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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on July 20, 2010, 11:37:37 AM
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Spartanburg deputies handled an unusual complaint on Sunday when McDonald’s employees said a woman caused a commotion after she bought a sandwich and shoved it down her pants saying her order had been shorted.
The woman, later identified as Lori Turner, bought two sandwiches and two small coffees, employees said. They said the woman then took one of the sandwiches and put it down the front her jeans, and said that the employees owed her a free one. ...
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And the McDonald's employee immediately took the purloined sandwich back and put it on the line for sale. :puke:
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That poor sandwich :(
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And the McDonald's employee immediately took the purloined sandwich back and put it on the line for sale. :puke:
She purloined it to her loin!!!!
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I knew a Lori Turner growing up.
That's not her.
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She purloined it to her loin!!!!
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More accurately, to her groin . . .
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More accurately, to her groin . . .
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Still funny!!!!!!
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I guess that gives a whole new meaning to a CHEESEburger... :puke:
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I guess that gives a whole new meaning to a CHEESEburger... :puke:
ewwwwwwwwwwww! :puke:
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Hmmm, lessee.....
The Big Mac Song:
"Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun."
Ruh-roh.......
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I guess that gives a whole new meaning to a CHEESEburger... :puke:
Funny, I thought of a 'fish' burger...
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Funny, I thought of a 'fish' burger...
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Geez, talk about a few fries short of a Happy Meal!
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Funny, I thought of a 'fish' burger...
More like a "Fish Taco"............
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It's actually a furburger, and I sympathize with the poor bastard that had to search her for it!
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Maybe the sandwich was supposed to feed the monkeys:
Mexican authorities have arrested a man who was trying to smuggle 18 small monkeys into the country by carrying them in his clothing.
Roberto Sol Cabrera, a Mexican citizen, was stopped at a random check at Mexico City's international airport after arriving from Lima.
In a statement, police said Mr Cabrera Zavaleta had been behaving "nervously".
Once he was searched, it was discovered that he had hidden 18 titi monkeys in a girdle around his waist.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-10692772
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18 titi monkeys
So... Were they 18 monkeys of the "titi" species or monkeys with 18 titi's?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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So... Were they 18 monkeys of the "titi" species or monkeys with 18 titi's?
Inquiring minds want to know.
That there would be nine monkeys.
Nine.
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Every once in a while we get story's in the local news about Men who shoplift Lobsters and place in their pants.
They think that as the claws have elastic bands they are safe but forget all those sharp legs that move them about.
These dudes with their legs move a hundred miles on the sea floor if not more and one of them moving in a down direction in a Mans pants can cause some interesting expressions on the Mans face.
One would have to be deaf, blind or reading Porn not to notice when someone has a lobster in their pants.
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Vesta, you absolutely slay me. :rotf:
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Funny, I thought of a 'fish' burger...
That was my first thought my second was that poor sandwich didn't stand a chance
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One would have to be deaf, blind or reading Porn not to notice when someone has a lobster in their pants.
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That would make a great sig line.