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Title: The year is 1947
Post by: Tucker on July 19, 2010, 06:38:29 AM

The year is 1947
 
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside  Roswell ,  New Mexico  . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
 
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
 
  Albert A. Gore, Jr.
  Hillary Rodham
  John F. Kerry
  William J. Clinton
  Howard Dean
  Nancy Pelosi
  Dianne Feinstein
  Charles E. Schumer
  Barbara Boxer
 
  See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
  I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
 
  No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

Title: Re: The year is 1947
Post by: littlelamb on July 21, 2010, 12:40:55 AM

 :rotf: :rotf: Very true

Title: Re: The year is 1947
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 21, 2010, 03:00:35 AM

Holy shit...I just remembered....my X-wife was born that year.

Title: Re: The year is 1947
Post by: DefiantSix on July 21, 2010, 11:27:31 AM

Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 21, 2010, 03:00:35 AM

Holy shit...I just remembered....my X-wife was born that year.

So was my mother in law.  Creepy. 

Title: Re: The year is 1947
Post by: littlelamb on July 21, 2010, 10:11:56 PM

So was my mom ahhhh :evillaugh: