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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mona Lisa on July 18, 2010, 11:46:34 AM
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:yawn:
perfect waves
glossy sharp high
perfect sun
cloudless blue endless
sky
perfect beach
perfect people
perfect bodies
perfect tans
perfect
everything
in the cove
the mermaid weeps
for her
lost
tail
the stony beach
cuts her
feet
over her perfect
lost
love
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the mermaid weeps for her lost tail....shed a few tears over missed tail myself. :rotf:
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Oh, that's not a very good poem at all.
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it is perfect
perfect
perfect
perfect
little poem
sitting on
the perfect beach
staring at
the perfect feet
wishing
for what could have been
a perfect poem
try again
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Mermaids have FEET ????
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Oh, that's not a very good poem at all.
THAT was a POEM? :confused:
Sheet far! (which is "redneck" for: "I did not know that!")....
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A new poem: Summer Pervert
a pervert waves
as children pass by
his pervert son
snuggles campers under the night
sky
pervert beaches
pervert people
pervert marches
pervert films
perverts
everywhere
at the bar
the primitive begs
to get
some
tail
everybody there
refused her.
though
she is a pervert,
nobody will "go
there"
© 2010 M.
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A new poem: Summer Pervert
a pervert waves
as children pass by
his pervert son
snuggles campers under the night
sky
pervert beaches
pervert people
pervert marches
pervert films
perverts
everywhere
at the bar
the primitive begs
to get
some
tail
everybody there
refused her.
though
she is a pervert,
nobody will "go
there"
© 2010 M.
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I'm beginning to think the copyright companies do it purely for the shits and giggles when it comes to the Piggy primitive.
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I'm beginning to think the copyright companies do it purely for the shits and giggles when it comes to the Piggy primitive.
She's an even bigger idiot than I would have thought possible if she's actually paying someone to do that for her, it's extremely simple and inexpensive to do it for oneself, dealing directly with the US LOC's Copyright Office. She is, of course, a DUmmie, and a pretentious one at that.
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As night falls the woman waits for her next pervert.
Counting her money and on the alert.
Here he comes now a repeat customer, thank the Lord.
Boyfriend waiting out of sight in back room. watching to insure his money bucket is not hurt and does not get board.
Off with your clothes she yells, get down on your knees, lick my toes you dirty slave.
You have been very bad, you need to be punished to mend your ways.
Out comes a paddle or a whip, tell me you love me you pencil dick.
This time the customer does not respond, his heart has stopped leaving no one to morn.
Holy Crap this mark is dead, woman and boyfriend look at each other filled with dread.
A knock on the door another customer arrives, boyfriend tells him you are sick and in your bed.
What to do with this customer who had a cruel fate, and brought a load of shit to their gate.
No way to get the body out of the house,
neighbors are all over your doings as if they were a hair louse.
A plan is hatched and into the tub. a hatchet and water rub-a dub dub.
Into the glad bags go the body parts,
no problem disposing of the bags, just leave the bags in dumpsters far apart.
True story of what happend to a man in my town. Charges were improper disposable of a human body. Both are out of jail now, waiting for the next Pervert.
See I can out do the DU poet as for bad writing.
HOW ABOUT, DO ANY OF YOU REMEMBER CONNIE FRANCES AND HER " lipstick ON YOUR COLLAR"?
How about " skidmarks on your skivies told a tale on you, skidmarks on your skivies tells me that you need to Poo, there's the toilet paper up there on the shelf, grow up you dirty bum and learn to wipe your self."
My first and last foray into poetry's 1968.
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Retro and Xema crack me up!!!
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does she realize they are poking fun at her, I wonder.
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does she realize they are poking fun at her, I wonder.
She may realize Retro is. Maybe. Well, maybe not :thatsright: