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Title: Peace at last!
Post by: PatriotGame on July 17, 2010, 08:00:17 AM
Peace at Last
   
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the:
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
 
(http://tinyurl.com/2bapvlu)

These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1.   The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.

After that we’re going to put them on the US border with Mexico with similar instructions!
Title: Re: Peace at last!
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 17, 2010, 08:23:05 AM
OK, that'll do for the wife but can I get one in a larger calibre?
Title: Re: Peace at last!
Post by: PatriotGame on July 17, 2010, 08:29:31 AM
OK, that'll do for the wife but can I get one in a larger calibre?
Google "Old Painless".
Title: Re: Peace at last!
Post by: littlelamb on July 21, 2010, 10:13:07 PM
I swear if you also sent in a bunch of women with PMS it would end a lot quicker
Title: Re: Peace at last!
Post by: IassaFTots on July 22, 2010, 07:59:01 AM
I swear if you also sent in a bunch of women with PMS it would end a lot quicker


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

 :hi5:
Title: Re: Peace at last!
Post by: seabelle on July 22, 2010, 10:57:49 AM
I swear if you also sent in a bunch of women with PMS it would end a lot quicker

One of my favorite quotes, I used often, at my husband  :-)

"I have PMS and a gun, any questions?"
Title: Re: Peace at last!
Post by: Wineslob on July 29, 2010, 04:21:14 PM
I swear if you also sent in a bunch of women with PMS it would end a lot quicker

Can you imagine if they told the ladies they had chocolate but wouldn't give it up?  :o
Title: Re: Peace at last!
Post by: littlelamb on July 29, 2010, 05:06:39 PM
Can you imagine if they told the ladies they had chocolate but wouldn't give it up?  :o

I would see a riot break out that is for sure