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Title: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: bijou on July 16, 2010, 01:26:39 PM
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Police responded early Friday to a call of shots fired at a home in Roberts and found a man apparently hallucinating an attack by clowns.

The 40-year-old man, armed with a shotgun, had fired several shots in his mother's home. It also appeared that he fired a shot at his mother and visiting father as they fled from the home in a vehicle, said St. Croix County Sheriff Dennis Hillstead.

"Pellets probably hit their windshield," Hillstead said.

Police arrived about 4 a.m. and surrounded the home. The man came to the door at one point and was "yelling at what he could see in the yard, but there was nothing there," Hillstead said.

The man went back into the home and fired more rounds, Hillstead said. In total, about 22 shotgun rounds were fired into the walls and ceiling of the home.

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While being taken to a hospital for examination, the man indicated he had taken a hallucinogenic drug. He said he believed that people dressed as clowns were attacking his mother's home and that he had shot and killed a number of them, Hillstead said. He also said he had shot dogs that were attacking him and that his mother had been shot and killed.

"He was ... not in touch with reality," Hillstead said.  ...
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Title: Re: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: Thor on July 16, 2010, 01:38:33 PM
It's cheeseheadland, what would one expect ?? They're only slightly more civilised than Floriduh.........
Title: Re: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: NHSparky on July 16, 2010, 01:49:04 PM
Colorophobia...it's nothing to CLOWN about.
Title: Re: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: PatriotGame on July 16, 2010, 02:06:06 PM
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"He was ... not in touch with reality," Hillstead said.  ...

The DUmp admins are soliciting for new mods and this guy shows up on the radar.

The VRWC is...powerful...very, very powerful...
Title: Re: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: IassaFTots on July 16, 2010, 02:21:05 PM
Colorophobia...it's nothing to CLOWN about.

What a BOZO!
Title: Re: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: vesta111 on July 16, 2010, 05:43:45 PM
What a BOZO!

Is there a possibility that the man after taking "whatever" sat down to watch the movie about John Wayne Gacey ???
Title: Re: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: soleil on July 16, 2010, 05:48:13 PM
What was he to do? Clowns are evil.


Seriously, quit dropping the acid dude.
Title: Re: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 16, 2010, 07:23:46 PM
Clowns are evil! GOD HATES CLOWNS!!!!!!!! CLOWNS ARE SATAN'S SPAWN!!!!!!!!!! CLOWNS ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: NHSparky on July 16, 2010, 09:35:23 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xKVDM9F-kA[/youtube]

Don't sing me lullabies
I won't close my eyes,
I can't close my eyes
It's true,
I'm doomed
'til dawn
shines through
Got too many things to do
Got friends to see,
I can't miss a thing
It's true,
I'm through
I'm screwed,
unglued

I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
You see, they're always there with funny hair,
Oh, I'm so scared

It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me

Make the coffee black as night
Help me through the night
I know their appetite for me
I'm meat
but I'm sweet
as can be
And if I do too much booze
I begin to snooze
I hear the big old floppy shoes
It's true,
I'm stew,
unchewed

I won't close my eyes, I can't close my eyes,
I never close my eyes
See, they're always there with that funny hair,
Oh, I'm so scared

It happens to me every night
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
They always want to take a bite
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
And if you think this isn't real
I'll show you wounds that never heal
To them I'm just a happy meal
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me
Title: Re: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2010, 09:53:04 PM
It's cheeseheadland, what would one expect ?? They're only slightly more civilised than Floriduh.........

Hey now....

I was born & raised in Progressiveland... I mean Wisconsin. 

This reminds me of Billy Madison when he hallucinated the penguin.
Title: Re: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: Randy on July 17, 2010, 04:56:02 AM
40 years old, check
Living at Moms, check
Drugged up, check
Seeing shit that isn't there, check
Not in touch with reality, check
Wonder what his DU name is?
Title: Re: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 17, 2010, 07:28:26 AM
40 years old, check
Living at Moms, check
Drugged up, check
Seeing shit that isn't there, check
Not in touch with reality, check
Wonder what his DU name is?

mike_c during summer?
Title: Re: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: PatriotGame on July 17, 2010, 08:36:53 AM
40 years old, check
Living at Moms, check
Drugged up, check
Seeing shit that isn't there, check
Not in touch with reality, check
Wonder what his DU name is?
Future DUmp admin...
Title: Re: Man believed clowns were attacking home in Roberts, Wis.
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 18, 2010, 03:39:11 AM
30 years ago, the young dude that lived across the road from my daddy was out about 3 am. one morning banging away with a shotgun. Daddy, being Daddy, thinks the boy has some serious trouble at his house. Daddy gets 2 pistols and his shotgun and goes over to help him out. :rotf: He gets over there and asks the boy what's going on. Boy tells daddy he's shooting them kids on dirt bikes off the top of his house.  :rotf: :rotf: Daddy tells him he's doing a good job of getting them off the roof just keep it up while he goes to call the sheriff..... :lmao:

The sheriffs department came and before they left they got over a 100 pounds of pot and other drugs out of the boys attic.....and they got the boy to. :-)