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Title: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on July 15, 2010, 09:08:53 AM
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Monique1  (126 posts)      Tue Jul-13-10 07:40 PM
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Great hamburger recipes

I have a lb of lean ground beef thawing for tomorrow - any good moist hamburger recipes here? Mine are always too dry

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Tesha  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-13-10 08:30 PM
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1. ya' know...
 
there are some really great recipies out there for burgers, but I really believe that the real key to a juicy burger is technique.

We're pretty happy following these rules:

Don't mix it too much, add some liquid, freeze it before cooking, and never press your burger while cooking.

Wrong.

Wrong.

Wrong.

franksolich presses the hell out of a hamburger when cooking it, presses it until it's almost paper-thin.

One has to get all the grease out of it.

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pengillian101  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-14-10 12:13 AM
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3. What does freezing do?

"Don't mix it too much, add some liquid, freeze it before cooking, and never press your burger while cooking."

I don't know this trick.

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NashVegas  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-14-10 10:18 AM
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5. Freezing

I think it makes it easier for trapped juices to leak out of the meat during the thawing process. Bring home a pound of fresh hamburg and there's not too much seepage, right?

Last weekend I brought home some local grassfed beef. It was vacuum-sealed and frozen (two strikes). When thawed it lost at least two-three tablespoons of juice. When I went to make a burger, the texture was not hamburger so much as hamburger beef meal.

Pressing your burger while it's cooking, again, will rid you of lovely juices

Wrong.

Wrong.

Wrong.

Unless one considers cardiac-debilitating, stomach-extending, vomit-inducing grease "lovely juices."

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The empressof all   (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-14-10 12:00 PM
THE IMPERIOUS PRIMITIVE
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8. I share your belief about freezing ruining the flavor of beef

I think it adversely impacts texture of steak and dilutes the flavor of hamburger even if it is properly defrosted prior to cooking. I can tell the difference between a burger frozen prior to cooking and one made with fresh meat. The best burger I've ever had was a freshly ground mixture of brisket, chuck and sirloin.

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Tesha  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-14-10 02:44 PM
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10. About freezing...
 
I've found that if we grill, the partially frozen burger holds together better, keeps the juices in, and remains rare in the middle.

Oh, and when you form the burger, press a dimple in the middle.

Then when it starts to cook, you don't get that bulge that usually happens.

Simply pressing a hamburger while cooking it prevents that bulge.

And squeezes out the grease.

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The empressof all   (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-13-10 08:57 PM
THE IMPERIOUS PRIMITIVE
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2. I agree with the not playing with it too much

I'm also a believer in serving it pink inside.

If you want to play around with some flavors try adding a tablespoon or two of Marsala to the meat and serve it with Provolone, sauteed Mushrooms and a slice of prosciutto. I do that with Turkey burgers for Turkey saltinbocca burgers. Works great for beef, pork or chicken as well. You also can add sauteed onions and or mushrooms directly to the meat with a little bit of Progresso Italian bread crumbs and the wine. You can even add an egg if you want to stretch it.

Man, the primitives don't know excresence about what makes a good hamburger.

What makes a good hamburger is simply hamburger, with no additives other than copious salt-and-pepper.

Eggs in hamburger?  What a waste of good eggs and hamburger.

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-14-10 12:49 AM
THE FARMERETTE IN WISCONSIN
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4. I made some hamburger steaks last week that were really good.

I gently mixed into the meat 1/4 cup of red wine (a shiraz), some grated parm, and a tablespoon of ranch dressing. They were MOIST and just delicious. Oh, and I put some mushrooms into the pan as the meat was cooking, and they were yummy too.

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NashVegas  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-14-10 10:20 AM
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6. Try Adding

A couple tablespoons hickory-flavored bbq sauce and breadcrumbs for each pound of meat.

Damn.

Barbeque sauce is what one puts on top of a well-cooked hamburger, not in it.

And bread goes with butter, not hamburger.

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noamnety  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-14-10 11:46 AM
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7. I fold a piece of cheese into the center of each burger and kind of form it around that. As it melts it keeps things moist. I've heard of mixing in crushed ice as well, though I haven't tried that.

Cheese goes on top of, not in, hamburger.....but franksolich is screaming into the wind here.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-14-10 01:52 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
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9. I agree about not pressing while cooking.

And I make mine with an egg per pound, parm cheese, salt, pepper, garlic. You can also add a TBSP or so (not too much) per pound of tomato paste.

No comment.

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Monique1  (126 posts)      Wed Jul-14-10 10:09 PM
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11. I took some of your advice and remembered reading some info

What I did was put the ground beef in a bowl with a beaten egg, threw in some crushed ice, mixed it lightly and put it in the fridge for over an hour. I took the ground beef out of the fridge, lightly tossed it because not all the ice melted. I made loose thick patties and actually fried them in a pan. I did not use oil, I did not need oil because the water from the ice brought out some of the juice but the juice surrounded the burger while cooking. I used extra lean ground beef and they were not dry. I guess you can add whatever you want to the meat but as you said do not overwork the meat. I formed the patties loosely.

They were fantastic. I made 4 thick patties with about 1.45 lbs of lean gr beef

 :banghead:

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TommyO  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jul-15-10 07:54 AM
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12. Fresh meat, not frozen

80/20 is the best for burgers, you don't want the meat too lean, otherwise you'll have dry burgers.
The best burgers I've ever had were from meat I ground myself from boneless beef ribs that I get at Costco.
When you form the burgers, do not, repeat, do not compact the meat too much.

Get your grill nice and hot.

Clean the grates

Use a non-stick spray meant for grills, like the Weber Grill'N Spray

Place the burgers on the grill

Don't move them until you flip them

Only flip them once

DON'T PRESS YOUR BURGERS, DON'T SQUEEZE THEM, IN FACT, DON'T TOUCH THEM UNTIL YOU FLIP THEM, OR MOVE THEM TO A BUN

If you're going to put cheese on them, do it on the grill, the cheese should coat the entire burger and be running down the sides

Before the burgers are done, toast your buns

When they're done, the burgers need to go from grill to bun, not an intermediary plate.

Most importantly, don't overcook your burgers, medium rare, or if you must, medium, but never well done, grey burgers are dry, overdone burgers.

If you have qualms about rare meats, get irradiated ground beef (I get mine at Wegmans)

 :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: IassaFTots on July 15, 2010, 09:13:24 AM
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Unless one considers cardiac-debilitating, stomach-extending, vomit-inducing grease "lovely juices."

Begging your pardon Frank.  But I do.  I also eat my hamburger medium rare. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on July 15, 2010, 09:19:09 AM
Begging your pardon Frank.  But I do.  I also eat my hamburger medium rare. 

I know, I know.

franksolich is aware he's definitely part of a minuscule minority when it comes to "taste."

But it's all copacetic.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: thundley4 on July 15, 2010, 09:43:16 AM
I know, I know.

franksolich is aware he's definitely part of a minuscule minority when it comes to "taste."

But it's all copacetic.

I agree with you Frank, on the proper way to make a burger.  Start with a thin patty, then press it during cooking to make it even thinner.  I also like mine slightly crispy on the edges.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Wineslob on July 15, 2010, 09:55:05 AM
Begging your pardon Frank.  But I do.  I also eat my hamburger medium rare. 


 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Karin on July 15, 2010, 10:15:14 AM
I'm in the Tots/Wineslob camp on this one.  Let me join you.   :cheersmate:

All those DUmmies adding junk to the hamburger up there are simply making meatloaf.  Big difference.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: soleil on July 15, 2010, 10:28:49 AM
I do add shredded cheese to my burger mixture because I am a cheese freak. Mmmmm!!!
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: IassaFTots on July 15, 2010, 10:34:52 AM
I'm in the Tots/Wineslob camp on this one.  Let me join you.   :cheersmate:

All those DUmmies adding junk to the hamburger up there are simply making meatloaf.  Big difference.

Welcome!   :cheersmate: 

Our camp will have the best burgers.   :-)

Soleil, I am a cheese freak as well.  But I don't typically mix with the beef, because of my preference for Medium Rare, it gets a little too sloppy then.

And yes Karen, I agree, they are discussing meatloaf on a grill.  My bet is they are scared of beef that will have fat in it, so they need to add the binders, in the low fat to make it stick. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Chris_ on July 15, 2010, 10:46:47 AM
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meatloaf
:rofl:

I go with the high-fat 75/25 ground beef for my burgers.  They always turn out perfect.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 15, 2010, 11:00:24 AM
Use any of the DUmmies recipes but just be sure to use an old, black, castiron skillet. Cook as directed then throw it all in the compost pile and lick the skillet.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on July 15, 2010, 11:17:02 AM
I know, I know.

franksolich is aware he's definitely part of a minuscule minority when it comes to "taste."

But it's all copacetic.

If you like "dry" (non-greasy) burgers, you're going to have to use leaner (read: more expensive) hamburger.  But also keep in mind that when you hit the ground sirloin (93 percent lean) stuff, it's gonna be REAL hard to hold together.

And are these just burgers we're talking here, or any stuff involving hamburger?  Cause I make LOTS of stuff with hamburger...like meatloaf, stuffed peppers, as part of spaghetti sauce, tacos, burritos (anyone in Denver knows of Holly's and the "tacorito"), I even make a "cheap" meal of Beef Rice A Roni with hamburger mixed in.  Quite tasty, if not the most healthy item ever devised.

But if just hamburgers?  Whatever happened to seasoned salt and/or worcestershire sauce?  Or maybe mix in some blue cheese crumbles?  Nothing fancy, mind you, but still tasty.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: zeitgeist on July 15, 2010, 11:22:50 AM
I'm in the Tots/Wineslob camp on this one.  Let me join you.   :cheersmate:

All those DUmmies adding junk to the hamburger up there are simply making meatloaf.  Big difference.

I just had a cold meatloaf sandwich for lunch (on a nice rye ).  Yum.

I like burgers well done but we won't go into the why and where for here.  

ETA I agree with Chris on the need for fat content but gravitate more to 80%
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on July 15, 2010, 11:32:24 AM
If you like "dry" (non-greasy) burgers, you're going to have to use leaner (read: more expensive) hamburger.  But also keep in mind that when you hit the ground sirloin (93 percent lean) stuff, it's gonna be REAL hard to hold together.

And are these just burgers we're talking here, or any stuff involving hamburger?  Cause I make LOTS of stuff with hamburger...like meatloaf, stuffed peppers, as part of spaghetti sauce, tacos, burritos (anyone in Denver knows of Holly's and the "tacorito"), I even make a "cheap" meal of Beef Rice A Roni with hamburger mixed in.  Quite tasty, if not the most healthy item ever devised.

But if just hamburgers?  Whatever happened to seasoned salt and/or worcestershire sauce?  Or maybe mix in some blue cheese crumbles?  Nothing fancy, mind you, but still tasty.

Yeah, I talking just plain ordinary hamburgers.

Nothing wrong with powdering the patty with seasoning salt or dumping Worcestershire sauce on it; whatever's in the kitchen cupboards is fine.

Quite obviously I'm in the minority here, but I would never add any sort of cheese to uncooked beef; cheese goes on after, not before.

Like I said earlier, it's all copacetic--to each his own.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on July 15, 2010, 11:37:36 AM
Yeah, I talking just plain ordinary hamburgers.

Nothing wrong with powdering the patty with seasoning salt or dumping Worcestershire sauce on it; whatever's in the kitchen cupboards is fine.

Quite obviously I'm in the minority here, but I would never add any sort of cheese to uncooked beef; cheese goes on after, not before.

Like I said earlier, it's all copacetic--to each his own.

Well normally, I agree with you on the cheese--on top, after cooking.  But because blue cheese is so dry, I mix it in.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: IassaFTots on July 15, 2010, 11:39:01 AM
Yeah, I talking just plain ordinary hamburgers.

Nothing wrong with powdering the patty with seasoning salt or dumping Worcestershire sauce on it; whatever's in the kitchen cupboards is fine.

Quite obviously I'm in the minority here, but I would never add any sort of cheese to uncooked beef; cheese goes on after, not before.

Like I said earlier, it's all copacetic--to each his own.

Well, as it relates to preparation, we are on the same page.  (with exception for Sparky's Blue Cheese.)
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: delilahmused on July 15, 2010, 11:45:30 AM
I know, I know.

franksolich is aware he's definitely part of a minuscule minority when it comes to "taste."

But it's all copacetic.

I think it all depends on the fat content. I only by 7% or 10% (which is usually what ground sirloin usually is at my Safeway). If I don't grill them, I just put the lid on the pan while they're cooking. Mine are plenty juicy.

Cindie
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: debk on July 15, 2010, 11:59:19 AM
I'm in the Tots/Wineslob camp on this one.  Let me join you.   :cheersmate:

All those DUmmies adding junk to the hamburger up there are simply making meatloaf.  Big difference.

I'm with you guys, too.

If it's more than medium rare, it's overcooked.  :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Wineslob on July 15, 2010, 12:10:49 PM
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/kicked-up-blue-cheese-stuffed-hamburgers-recipe/index.html


 :bow:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on July 15, 2010, 12:39:52 PM
I guess I'm not fussy, I love hamburgers and usually just buy the box of frozen ones in the grocery store, we don't eat them often and we make them on the grill.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on July 15, 2010, 01:55:24 PM
I guess I'm not fussy, I love hamburgers and usually just buy the box of frozen ones in the grocery store, we don't eat them often and we make them on the grill.

Certainly cheap and easy--just like me.   :naughty:

Best thing when having done a 12-hour shift and I don't feel like cooking.  Throw a couple of frozen 1/4 lb patties on the grill, slap some cheese on top, grill the bun, put on some mustard, mayo, and go to town.

Guess what I'm having tonight?
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Wineslob on July 15, 2010, 02:25:34 PM
Certainly cheap and easy--just like me.   :naughty:

Best thing when having done a 12-hour shift and I don't feel like cooking.  Throw a couple of frozen 1/4 lb patties on the grill, slap some cheese on top, grill the bun, put on some mustard, mayo, and go to town.

Guess what I'm having tonight?


Dude, you need french fries:


4-5 Russets unpeeled and cut into 1/4" wedges. Put the potatoes wedges in a bowl of ice water for 30 min.
Fill a large, deep frying pan half way with veg oil. Pat the potatoes dry, and put into the COLD oil. Turn on the heat to high and when the 'taters start to fry, turn down to med- med high. Fry until they are golden brown. Take out, put on a rack with paper towels to drain, add salt to taste while hot.

You may thank me later.   :drool:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on July 15, 2010, 02:25:45 PM
Certainly cheap and easy--just like me.   :naughty:

Best thing when having done a 12-hour shift and I don't feel like cooking.  Throw a couple of frozen 1/4 lb patties on the grill, slap some cheese on top, grill the bun, put on some mustard, mayo, and go to town.

Guess what I'm having tonight?

Oh cool!

Hubby and I are going out to eat on the weekend and I'm getting a nice big burger and either fries with cheese or fries with gravy.

The frozen ones aren't bad though, I like just keeping them in a freezer so if anyone is in the mood for a burger they just take it out.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Godot showed up on July 15, 2010, 03:41:58 PM
Begging your pardon Frank.  But I do.  I also eat my hamburger medium rare. 

I have to agree with you on this one, Iassa, and I eat mine rare. On the thick side--or at least not flattened--and bleedin'. Yum. Best when grilled. I press them to get those nice grill stripes, but just a little.

Damn, I know what I'm having this weekend.

I mean, what's the point of crushin' 'em into dried out cork coasters? I don't eat a burger 'cos it's healthy.

Sometimes, and this is actually a bit healthier, I use half ground veal and half ground beef (80%/20% beef--I want the fat.) But I do that for the occasional variation in taste, not to be healthier. Once in a while I use ground pork, too.

I don't really like to over-season. You want to taste the meat, not spices. I know some people put in garlic, chopped vegetables, chives, celery seeds, caraway seeds, thyme, etc. That's just too overpowering. Some salt, some pepper, that's about it. Melt a slide of American on top, and top it with a tomato and pour the ketchup. I don't even really like a slice of onion on mine because the taste of onion overwhelms the burger taste.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on July 15, 2010, 05:25:04 PM
Oh cool!

Hubby and I are going out to eat on the weekend and I'm getting a nice big burger and either fries with cheese or fries with gravy.

The frozen ones aren't bad though, I like just keeping them in a freezer so if anyone is in the mood for a burger they just take it out.

Fries with gravy are good.

In-N-Out fries "Animal Style" are the bomb.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on July 15, 2010, 05:58:53 PM
Fries with gravy are good.

In-N-Out fries "Animal Style" are the bomb.

Oh ugh! we don't have an In N Out Burger or even a Sonic here at all, I wish we did, but the best place to get a burger around here are at a few pubs we have.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: chitownchica on July 15, 2010, 06:35:31 PM

Dude, you need french fries:


4-5 Russets unpeeled and cut into 1/4" wedges. Put the potatoes wedges in a bowl of ice water for 30 min.
Fill a large, deep frying pan half way with veg oil. Pat the potatoes dry, and put into the COLD oil. Turn on the heat to high and when the 'taters start to fry, turn down to med- med high. Fry until they are golden brown. Take out, put on a rack with paper towels to drain, add salt to taste while hot.

You may thank me later.   :drool:

I'm going to thank you now :)
I've never made real fries.  I always buy oreida extra crispy, and while they are ok, I want to try the real thing. I keep reading these recipes that suggest frying twice.  That sounds like too much trouble. I'm going to try it your way.

Thanks!
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: chitownchica on July 15, 2010, 06:41:08 PM
The DUmmie's burgers sound disgusting.
I usually buy 93% lean when it's on sale.  Freeze it (doesn't change the taste in my opinion).
I put the meat in the bowl and add garlic salt and powder, lots of black pepper, and sometimes Tony Chachere's cajun spice.  Mix that all together and then form the patties.
I turn the grill on high and throw them on when the temp hits 650 - 700 degrees.  It sears the outside but keeps the inside juicy.  Turn the grill down and then take them off when there's still a bit of pink in the center.  I do steak the same way. Oh, and I go against conventional wisdom and flip the crap out of the meat. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BattleHymn on July 15, 2010, 07:26:09 PM
There is only one way to cook a burger right proper if you are a primitive.  Quick, easy, and you can do it from your car.  Or car-home.   



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Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BEG on July 15, 2010, 07:30:16 PM
Begging your pardon Frank.  But I do.  I also eat my hamburger medium rare. 

Me too, why not eat a soy burger if you aren't going to at least have a little pink in the middle. Oh and use 80/20 fat content if you are making burgers.  Alton Brown told me that and he knows everything.

He also said not to press the burgers while grilling/frying.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on July 15, 2010, 07:33:51 PM
He also said not to press the burgers while grilling/frying.

I know, I know, madam.

But it's in me to do my own thing, and so I press the hell out of them, press them hard, press them flat.

Until there's no more leakage coming from them.

I of course accede to the tastes of the majority--and what an overwhelming majority it is, too--but at the same time feel compelled to follow my own drummer.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BEG on July 15, 2010, 07:36:52 PM
Fries with gravy are good.

In-N-Out fries "Animal Style" are the bomb.

Sparky, can I tell you that I'm not too impressed with In-N-Out burger?!?   
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BEG on July 15, 2010, 07:43:02 PM
I know, I know, madam.

But it's in me to do my own thing, and so I press the hell out of them, press them hard, press them flat.

Until there's no more leakage coming from them.

I of course accede to the tastes of the majority--and what an overwhelming majority it is, too--but at the same time feel compelled to follow my own drummer.

Your post made me laugh.  My mom likes her steak like shoe leather and her burgers cooked just like you do. My saving grace was that my dad liked his beef still mooing and my step dad liked his medium rare. It is the only attribute I didn't get directly from her. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: PatriotGame on July 15, 2010, 08:00:48 PM
Sorry folks, do not mean to be rude here butt...never, never, never smash a `burger' patty after it hits the grill. The 'fat' is what gives beef its flavor. Why would you squish all of those flavorful juices out of a burger?

Marbling in steaks anyone?

If you do not want the fat, then why are you eating beef? God made chicken and tofu for a reason.

If you want loooow fat burgers, buy loooow fat hamburger.

Make your patties with 1/2 of the spices mixed in, slap on a HOT grill/cast iron skillet so as to initially sear and SEAL the meat. TURN ONLY ONCE!!!
Season patty AFTER first (only) turn since spice flavors are neutralized after exposure to heat. You want the spices added to meat during last 5 minutes or less of cooking time to have the greatest effect.

Personally, I buy hamburger that is no LESS than 50% fat, not that 85% reduced fat shit, mix in about 8 Oz. of softened Philly cream cheese to a pound of burger. Add coarse ground pepper, a little crushed garlic, little Costco seasoned salt, maybe a little red cooking wine. Slap that bad-boy burger patty on the grill and hit it with 4-5 good drops of Worcester sauce, grill for 5 minutes, flip, season again, grill for 3, then done!!!!

PERIOD!
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BEG on July 15, 2010, 08:05:19 PM
Sorry folks, do not mean to be rude here butt...never, never, never smash a `burger' patty after it hits the grill. The 'fat' is what gives beef its flavor. Why would you squish all of those flavorful juices out of a burger?

Marbling in steaks anyone?

If you do not want the fat, then why are you eating beef? God made chicken and tofu for a reason.

If you want loooow fat burgers, buy loooow fat hamburger.

Make your patties with 1/2 of the spices mixed in, slap on a HOT grill/cast iron skillet so as to initially sear and SEAL the meat. TURN ONLY ONCE!!!
Season patty AFTER first (only) turn since spice flavors are neutralized after exposure to heat. You want the spices added to meat during last 5 minutes or less of cooking time to have the greatest effect.

Personally, I buy hamburger that is no LESS than 50% fat, not that 85% reduced fat shit, mix in about 8 Oz. of softened Philly cream cheese to a pound of burger. Add coarse ground pepper, a little crushed garlic, little Costco seasoned salt, maybe a little red cooking wine. Slap that bad-boy burger patty on the grill and hit it with 4-5 good drops of Worcester sauce, grill for 5 minutes, flip, season again, grill for 3, then done!!!!

PERIOD!

where in the heck do you buy 50/50 ground beef?  I have never seen it.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: PatriotGame on July 15, 2010, 08:07:36 PM
Sparky, can I tell you that I'm not too impressed with In-N-Out burger?!?   
Sorry lady but it is NOT about In-N-Out Burgers!

It's about fries with gravy!!!111  :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Let's try to stay focused. K?
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on July 15, 2010, 08:09:40 PM
Your post made me laugh.  My mom likes her steak like shoe leather and her burgers cooked just like you do. My saving grace was that my dad liked his beef still mooing and my step dad liked his medium rare. It is the only attribute I didn't get directly from her. 

There seems a lot here who like their hamburger rare.

It's my impression--correct or incorrect--that while that used to be okay, it's not so okay any more.

It used to be that ground beef was made at local, or at least regional, butcheries, which limited contagion.

But now that most ground beef is made at large national packinghouses, the peril of contagion is greater.

And so I've always operated under the assumption that it used to be okay to dine on pink hamburger, but that's not such a good idea any more.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: PatriotGame on July 15, 2010, 08:09:59 PM
where in the heck do you buy 50/50 ground beef?  I have never seen it.
Just buy regular ground beef - if not labeled otherwise, most of it is like that.
At least it is at the local Costco.
Talk to your local Albertson's/Safeway/Fred Meyer/Kroger butcher too.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: soleil on July 15, 2010, 08:10:09 PM
where in the heck do you buy 50/50 ground beef?  I have never seen it.

50% would be a bit too fatty for me. I always buy the leanest ground beef I can unless I am making burgers. Then I get the 85/15 ratio.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: soleil on July 15, 2010, 08:11:46 PM
There seems a lot here who like their hamburger rare.

It's my impression--correct or incorrect--that while that used to be okay, it's not so okay any more.

It used to be that ground beef was made at local, or at least regional, butcheries, which limited contagion.

But now that most ground beef is made at large national packinghouses, the peril of contagion is greater.

And so I've always operated under the assumption that it used to be okay to dine on pink hamburger, but that's not such a good idea any more.

I don't like a raw burger. The meat has to be completely brown, or I am not eating it. But then again, I am not a rare meat fan. My steaks need to be medium well. I hate the texture of a rare-ish steak. It is mushy to me. Plus I can't get past the blood.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on July 15, 2010, 08:15:54 PM
Plus I can't get past the blood.

<<can't get past the fat.

I have a strong, sturdy, reliable stomach, but even just the mere odor of cooking fat makes me upchuck.

Really.

That's why when at outdoor cookouts, I always sit upwind of the grill.

I have no idea why that is, but it is.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: PatriotGame on July 15, 2010, 08:21:09 PM
I don't like a raw burger. The meat has to be completely brown, or I am not eating it. But then again, I am not a rare meat fan. My steaks need to be medium well. I hate the texture of a rare-ish steak. It is mushy to me. Plus I can't get past the blood.
Soleil my friend - there is NOTHING wrong with enjoying your beef well done. There is a reason that ANYONE that understands cooking beef understands all gradients of beef meat doneness. Well done is just as valid as "cut from the hoof, blood still running" rare.
The key is cooking the cut of beef correctly.

I would really like to cook you one of my steaks sometime. Of course I can only do this 3-4 times a month and have to cover the smoke detectors while doing so but it is worth it.

This is how its done. I have followed this a hundred times and have the method dialed-in:

[youtube=425,350]3yX1Q3x9Cs4[/youtube]
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: soleil on July 15, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
Soleil my friend - there is NOTHING wrong with enjoying your beef well done. There is a reason that ANYONE that understands cooking beef understands all gradients of beef meat doneness. Well done is just as valid as "cut from the hoof, blood still running" rare.
The key is cooking the cut of beef correctly.

I would really like to cook you one of my steaks sometime. Of course I can only do this 3-4 times a month and have to cover the smoke detectors while doing so but it is worth it.

This is how its done. I have followed this a hundred times and have the method dialed-in:

[youtube=425,350]3yX1Q3x9Cs4[/youtube]

There is a steakhouse here that cooks their steaks that way. I do love it, but I have to ask for my meat to be well done there. They like their meat  still mooing, and a medium well steak really will be a medium rare steak. But yeah, that is a some good eating!
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Boudicca on July 15, 2010, 08:56:32 PM
I'm in the Tots/Wineslob camp on this one.  Let me join you.   :cheersmate:

All those DUmmies adding junk to the hamburger up there are simply making meatloaf.  Big difference.

I agree about the meatloaf.  Mine has tons of ingredients except the damn crushed ice.  Crushed ICE?  WTF!!  As for burgers, keep the grease in. :yum:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on July 15, 2010, 09:10:52 PM
I don't like a raw burger. The meat has to be completely brown, or I am not eating it. But then again, I am not a rare meat fan. My steaks need to be medium well. I hate the texture of a rare-ish steak. It is mushy to me. Plus I can't get past the blood.

My husband gets so mad at me because I like all beef well done, he's very particular with steaks and he thinks I totally ruin my steak by burning it.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on July 15, 2010, 09:16:10 PM
My husband gets so mad at me because I like all beef well done, he's very particular with steaks and he thinks I totally ruin my steak by burning it.

You know, madam, that is a problem.

With all due respect to all our esteemed colleagues here who like raw meat--and the overwhelming majority seem to--while those of us who like things well-done, burnt to a crisp, are happy and content to let others (in the real world) who like raw meat dine on raw meat in peace and quiet, we don't enjoy the same "tolerance" from them.

I can't tell you how many times I've been preached at (in real life), about what I'm missing, by not dining on raw meat.

I do know what I'm missing, and I would just as soon miss it.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on July 15, 2010, 10:22:59 PM
You know, madam, that is a problem.

With all due respect to all our esteemed colleagues here who like raw meat--and the overwhelming majority seem to--while those of us who like things well-done, burnt to a crisp, are happy and content to let others (in the real world) who like raw meat dine on raw meat in peace and quiet, we don't enjoy the same "tolerance" from them.

I can't tell you how many times I've been preached at (in real life), about what I'm missing, by not dining on raw meat.

I do know what I'm missing, and I would just as soon miss it.

I like burnt bacon too.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: JLO on July 15, 2010, 10:23:49 PM
<<can't get past the fat.

I have a strong, sturdy, reliable stomach, but even just the mere odor of cooking fat makes me upchuck.

Really.

That's why when at outdoor cookouts, I always sit upwind of the grill.

I have no idea why that is, but it is.

Oh I am with you about fat - but I know where mine comes from.  My Mom was a waitress back in the 1950's and she taught me table and restaurant manners.  So, when as a kid and I ate steak at my girlfriend's house, I did not know how to deal with the round steak's fat and gristle, so I choked it down.  OMG, I could still upchuck at the thought of that memory.

Luckily, I had another girlfriend whose parents treated me to a fancy restaurant's fillet Mignon and I never looked back.

Still, I cut off all meat fat...I have that gag reflex.  
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on July 16, 2010, 12:55:19 AM
Still, I cut off all meat fat...I have that gag reflex.

It's really lousy, isn't it, that gag reflex.

I can't tell you how many dinners, formal and informal, I almost ruined by catching a whiff of cooked fat, and almost spewing all over the table and on those around me.

Actually, such a thing has happened a few times.

Damn.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on July 16, 2010, 06:32:15 AM
Sparky, can I tell you that I'm not too impressed with In-N-Out burger?!?   

Then I suggest you go to The Hat.  In-N-Out isn't THE best, but for fast food drive through, it beats the chain burgers.  Farmer Boys is pretty good too.  Then of course you have the hit-or-miss mom-and-pop burger stands every other block.

And I'm still waiting for you to sing my praises for sending you down to Wingnuts in Costa Mesa (IIRC, they also have one in Aliso Viejo as well.)  Crispy Buffalo Chicken Wrap or Far East Nachos.  Trust me, it's worth a trip down for lunch one afternoon.

You'll thank me later.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on July 16, 2010, 06:33:38 AM
Just buy regular ground beef - if not labeled otherwise, most of it is like that.
At least it is at the local Costco.
Talk to your local Albertson's/Safeway/Fred Meyer/Kroger butcher too.

The "regular" stuff is 73/27 or 70/30 at worst.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on July 16, 2010, 06:35:58 AM
My husband gets so mad at me because I like all beef well done, he's very particular with steaks and he thinks I totally ruin my steak by burning it.

You do.  BTW--the ex loved overburned steaks, to the point where she would ask the waiter to butterfly her steak to ensure every single bit of her $40 filet was carbonized.

And there have been studies to suggest that well-done beef can lead to higher rates of colon cancer and bowel obstruction.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Karin on July 16, 2010, 07:29:30 AM
You know, this is the most opinionated thread I've ever read at CC.  And, we haven't even gotten to the roll yet!  I use Anzio Bros. Hearty Sandwich Roll, with the cornmeal dusting.  Lightly buttered and grilled first. 

My little family business does a brisk trade in burgers.  We use 1/3 pound sirloin, salt & pepper.  Anything you want on it.  Kitchen sink, the works. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Carl on July 16, 2010, 07:32:17 AM
You know, this is the most opinionated thread I've ever read at CC.  And, we haven't even gotten to the roll yet!  I use Anzio Bros. Hearty Sandwich Roll, with the cornmeal dusting.  Lightly buttered and grilled first. 

My little family business does a brisk trade in burgers.  We use 1/3 pound sirloin, salt & pepper.  Anything you want on it.  Kitchen sink, the works. 

Ask the question if Chili is supposed to have beans or not and you will see families torn apart. :p

Btw...without beans you put it in a bun and call it a sloppy joe. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: PatriotGame on July 16, 2010, 07:44:53 AM
Ask the question if Chili is supposed to have beans or not and you will see families torn apart. :p

Btw...without beans you put it in a bun and call it a sloppy joe. :fuelfire:
I was in Ohio once - ate "chili" in a restaurant and that "chili" had spaghetti noodles in it.
They told me that was the REAL chili.

WTF is up with that?
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: IassaFTots on July 16, 2010, 07:48:50 AM
Ask the question if Chili is supposed to have beans or not and you will see families torn apart. :p

Btw...without beans you put it in a bun and call it a sloppy joe. :fuelfire:

Man.  Didn't we already go there.....once?  Why you gotta open old wounds???????  We moved on.  All was well. 

Oh heck.  I gotta get Thor to add those shrapnel-dodging smileys that THundley posted for me.

Here we go.

NO BEANS IN CHILI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleventy!1111111
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: vesta111 on July 16, 2010, 08:00:14 AM
There seems a lot here who like their hamburger rare.

It's my impression--correct or incorrect--that while that used to be okay, it's not so okay any more.

It used to be that ground beef was made at local, or at least regional, butcheries, which limited contagion.

But now that most ground beef is made at large national packinghouses, the peril of contagion is greater.

And so I've always operated under the assumption that it used to be okay to dine on pink hamburger, but that's not such a good idea any more.


By coincidence Frank I am reading a novel titled TOXIN by Robin Cook.

I do not usually read such things but the local used book store had a sale of the Readers Digests editions with the 4 book series at .50 cents a piece.  I walked out with 10 of them for $5.00 a total of 40 storeys .  

Back to the subject, this story is about the meat packing industry  going from the farms that sell their sick and downed cows to the processing company's that occasionally have a problem with disease.    From there it goes to the big time Burger joints--Mickey D's etc and how a small mistake in the cooking can become a nightmare for the people that eat an under cooked hamburger.

It becomes gruesome as the details of how an under cooked hamburger can cause some horrific problems not just for  a patient but the doctors trying to figure out what is going on as some of the symptoms are in no way related to food poisoning.

Makes me wonder how any of us survive eating in a dimly lit bar a hamburger that may have been undercooked by a minimin wage kid that may take their break to smoke a joint.  

In the last couple of years there has been massive recalls on ground beef, most of the beef can be consumed safely if cooked to well done.   If cooked with any pink, it can and does cause death, or at the very least blindness, kidney or liver failure.

Sad that so much we love to eat is such a problem today.  My sad loss is the fact that raw eggs can cause very bad things to happen.    Remember when our parents or grandparents would bake a cake adding raw eggs and after putting the cake in the oven called for us to "LICK the bowl" ?  Cannot do that anymore.

Steak is another thing, medium rare please with french fries and gravy.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Toaster on July 16, 2010, 08:26:21 AM

NO BEANS IN CHILI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleventy!1111111


 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on July 16, 2010, 09:03:33 AM
I was in Ohio once - ate "chili" in a restaurant and that "chili" had spaghetti noodles in it.
They told me that was the REAL chili.

WTF is up with that?

Cincy "Five Ways" chili.  Actually pretty good.  Not what I'd consider "true" chili, but damn tasty neverthless.

Five Ways: Spaghetti, chili, beans, onions, cheese. 

Again, not Texas chili, but still good...

(http://www.travelogged.com/.a/6a010536af5f79970b0120a66cfb91970b-600wi)

And yes, it goes great on hot dogs as well.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on July 16, 2010, 09:06:22 AM
Still, I cut off all meat fat...I have that gag reflex.

I cut off all the fat too, there's no way I can eat it, but the steak becomes so much smaller when you cut the fat off.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: PatriotGame on July 16, 2010, 09:20:56 AM
Cincy "Five Ways" chili.  Actually pretty good.  Not what I'd consider "true" chili, but damn tasty neverthless.

Five Ways: Spaghetti, chili, beans, onions, cheese. 

Again, not Texas chili, but still good...

(http://www.travelogged.com/.a/6a010536af5f79970b0120a66cfb91970b-600wi)

And yes, it goes great on hot dogs as well.
MMM...MMM...MMM...A little light on the cheese though.
Needs more cowbell too!  :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: debk on July 16, 2010, 09:36:22 AM
Cincy "Five Ways" chili.  Actually pretty good.  Not what I'd consider "true" chili, but damn tasty neverthless.

Five Ways: Spaghetti, chili, beans, onions, cheese. 

Again, not Texas chili, but still good...

(http://www.travelogged.com/.a/6a010536af5f79970b0120a66cfb91970b-600wi)

And yes, it goes great on hot dogs as well.

M grew up in Cincy, and dearly loves Skyline Chili. I like it, but prefer it on a hotdog rather than on spaghetti.

It's "Greek" chili, and among other things, it has cinnamon in it. It has a very unique taste. It's best not to think of it as  "chili" as just the word makes you expect one thing only for it not to be what is expected, causing people to be disappointed.

It's finely ground beef, with a bunch of seasonings. Five-way is spaghetti, chili, chopped onions, beans, and cheese. I'm not sure what type of beans, or what they do to them, cause I won't eat them. It definitely needs the onions added.

Kroger's (which is home-based in Cincy) carries it in their frozen food dept. It's in a box and enough for 2 dinner size portions on spaghetti, or 4, maybe 5 hotdogs.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BEG on July 16, 2010, 09:42:08 AM
I like burnt bacon too.

So do I. I hate limp bacon.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BEG on July 16, 2010, 09:48:44 AM
Then I suggest you go to The Hat.  In-N-Out isn't THE best, but for fast food drive through, it beats the chain burgers.  Farmer Boys is pretty good too.  Then of course you have the hit-or-miss mom-and-pop burger stands every other block.

And I'm still waiting for you to sing my praises for sending you down to Wingnuts in Costa Mesa (IIRC, they also have one in Aliso Viejo as well.)  Crispy Buffalo Chicken Wrap or Far East Nachos.  Trust me, it's worth a trip down for lunch one afternoon.

You'll thank me later.

We love The Hat.  The last time we ate there we got onion rings instead of fries. They were quite tasty.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: PatriotGame on July 16, 2010, 09:52:41 AM
So do I. I hate limp bacon.
Please, never say that to a man. We have egos ya know which at times can be very fragile.  :tongue: :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on July 16, 2010, 09:55:58 AM
We love The Hat.  The last time we ate there we got onion rings instead of fries. They were quite tasty.

That's my girl...next time get the pastrami burger...lol.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BEG on July 16, 2010, 10:06:29 AM
That's my girl...next time get the pastrami burger...lol.

My husband and son have both had that monstrosity. If I were a liberal I would totally make it illegal.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: soleil on July 16, 2010, 10:21:11 AM
Ask the question if Chili is supposed to have beans or not and you will see families torn apart. :p

Btw...without beans you put it in a bun and call it a sloppy joe. :fuelfire:

What is this no beans in chili thing? Of course beans go in chili! Not hot dog chili, but real chili!
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: debk on July 16, 2010, 10:32:03 AM
What is this no beans in chili thing? Of course beans go in chili! Not hot dog chili, but real chili!

naw, baby, naw!!!!

chili without beans....good!

chili with beans..... :puke:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Karin on July 16, 2010, 10:33:18 AM
I have never understood the appeal of the Cincy Chili.  There are diehard fans out there, though.  Cinnamon in chili?  Blech.  My ex-MIL put cinnamon in everything (rice, etc.)  Cinnamon belongs with apples.  Period.  

Like Soleil, I put beans (pinto) in my eating chili, but not hotdog chili.  
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on July 16, 2010, 10:36:11 AM
My husband and son have both had that monstrosity. If I were a liberal I would totally make it illegal.

The food choices in LA are soooooooo good.  One of the very few things I miss about CA.

If you get a chance, try out FatBurger.  Mostly west LA, but they do pretty good for a chain as well.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 16, 2010, 10:43:40 AM
MMM...MMM...MMM...A little light on the cheese though.
Needs more cowbell too!  :-)

Bacon . . . everything is better with bacon! :drool:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: PatriotGame on July 16, 2010, 10:59:33 AM
What is this no beans in chili thing? Of course beans go in chili! Not hot dog chili, but real chili!
OMG!!!
Here we go again.  :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:


My cat just walked up to me and asked to go next door and play with the neighbor's dog.  :-)

Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: PatriotGame on July 16, 2010, 11:04:59 AM
I have never understood the appeal of the Cincy Chili.  There are diehard fans out there, though.  Cinnamon in chili?  Blech.  My ex-MIL put cinnamon in everything (rice, etc.)  Cinnamon belongs with apples.  Period.  

Like Soleil, I put beans (pinto) in my eating chili, but not hotdog chili.  
The chili I used to make had hand picked, sorted, and soaked beans in it. I also made it without beans and home ground sirloin. I came across a top-secret additive of some national chili cook-off winner.



(Peanut Butter - smooth natural peanut butter - about two tablespoons per big pot/crock pot is all)
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on July 16, 2010, 11:10:10 AM
You do.  BTW--the ex loved overburned steaks, to the point where she would ask the waiter to butterfly her steak to ensure every single bit of her $40 filet was carbonized.

And there have been studies to suggest that well-done beef can lead to higher rates of colon cancer and bowel obstruction.

I can top that LOL, we went to an upscale restaurant in Canada, I'm pretty much meat/chicken potato person and the menu was way too upscale for me, hubby ordered a steak and I asked if it was possible for me to get a hamburger even though it wasn't on the menu, they made a darn nice filet mignon hamburger for me.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: PatriotGame on July 16, 2010, 11:25:42 AM
Bacon . . . everything is better with bacon! :drool:

Oh yea!!!

(http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ihasafunny-bacon_grenade.jpg)
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: debk on July 16, 2010, 12:12:47 PM
I have never understood the appeal of the Cincy Chili.  There are diehard fans out there, though.  Cinnamon in chili?  Blech.  My ex-MIL put cinnamon in everything (rice, etc.)  Cinnamon belongs with apples.  Period.  

Like Soleil, I put beans (pinto) in my eating chili, but not hotdog chili.  

I love cinnamon...but I didn't realize that cinnamon was in it until a saw a recipe for Cincy chili. Supposedly there is or can be cloves and/or chocolate in it too.

As far as I know....and I know one of the heirs to one of the Cincy Chili companies....the recipes that are out there, are not exact. Rumor or fact? who knows...but I do know, that I even the one that Kroger sells frozen does not taste exactly like it does in one of the chili parlors.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: lastparker on July 16, 2010, 12:24:40 PM
There seems a lot here who like their hamburger rare.

It's my impression--correct or incorrect--that while that used to be okay, it's not so okay any more.

It used to be that ground beef was made at local, or at least regional, butcheries, which limited contagion.

But now that most ground beef is made at large national packinghouses, the peril of contagion is greater.

And so I've always operated under the assumption that it used to be okay to dine on pink hamburger, but that's not such a good idea any more.

Valid or not, I totally share your fear of undercooked ground beef - waaaayyy too many opportunities to induce nasties into the mix in the packing plants.  However, I am in the "medium rare" club, and have always been sad that I could not enjoy my burgers that way.  Until I bought this:
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h141/phobucketforcu/kitchaid.jpg)

I grind my own beef now when I want medium rare brugers.  frank - you have total control of the fat content this way, fyi.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: IassaFTots on July 16, 2010, 01:24:53 PM
Valid or not, I totally share your fear of undercooked ground beef - waaaayyy too many opportunities to induce nasties into the mix in the packing plants.  However, I am in the "medium rare" club, and have always been sad that I could not enjoy my burgers that way.  Until I bought this:
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h141/phobucketforcu/kitchaid.jpg)

I grind my own beef now when I want medium rare brugers.  frank - you have total control of the fat content this way, fyi.


OMGISTHATAKITCHENAIDMIXERWITHTHEMEATGRINDINGATTACHMENT????

 :drool:

I want.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: delilahmused on July 16, 2010, 01:58:14 PM
Your post made me laugh.  My mom likes her steak like shoe leather and her burgers cooked just like you do. My saving grace was that my dad liked his beef still mooing and my step dad liked his medium rare. It is the only attribute I didn't get directly from her. 

I like mine very rare too, so it can practically get up and walk off the plate.

Cindie
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: debk on July 16, 2010, 02:01:42 PM
I like mine very rare too, so it can practically get up and walk off the plate.

Cindie

Given a choice...I would prefer steak tartare...without the egg (yuck!) :drool:

I want my steaks nice and rare. If I order a steak rare, and it comes out medium rare to medium, I will send it back. If M and I are splitting a steak, he wants it medium rare, and I will eat it that way...but it's not as good.

I hate those sizzle plates...they keep the meat cooking and cooking and ...

Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: lastparker on July 16, 2010, 02:57:53 PM
OMGISTHATAKITCHENAIDMIXERWITHTHEMEATGRINDINGATTACHMENT????

 :drool:

I want.

Yes!!!!!  And they have more!  More attachments!
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: PatriotGame on July 16, 2010, 02:59:26 PM
OMGISTHATAKITCHENAIDMIXERWITHTHEMEATGRINDINGATTACHMENT????

 :drool:

I want.
Yes and when I grow up and become rich, I will have one in every room of the house.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: IassaFTots on July 16, 2010, 03:02:32 PM
Yes!!!!!  And they have more!  More attachments!

I have a fund I am putting money in for one.  I am looking at the Artisan, because it has more attachment capability.  I don't give a hoot what color either. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 16, 2010, 03:14:55 PM
I like mine very rare too, so it can practically get up and walk off the plate.

Cindie

I like them mooing, myself . . .
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: dandi on July 16, 2010, 03:50:29 PM
You do.  BTW--the ex loved overburned steaks, to the point where she would ask the waiter to butterfly her steak to ensure every single bit of her $40 filet was carbonized.

And there have been studies to suggest that well-done beef can lead to higher rates of colon cancer and bowel obstruction.

My wife is exactly the same way. "Butterflied and burnt" is how she orders her filets. Then she drowns it in worcestershire sauce. I tell her she might as well order a hamburger patty.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Randy on July 16, 2010, 04:04:42 PM
So do I. I hate limp bacon.

Bake it rather than fry it. Yum.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Wineslob on July 16, 2010, 04:11:15 PM
I have a fund I am putting money in for one.  I am looking at the Artisan, because it has more attachment capability.  I don't give a hoot what color either. 

Are you sure we're talking about a mixer?????     :naughty:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: IassaFTots on July 16, 2010, 04:15:26 PM
Are you sure we're talking about a mixer?????     :naughty:

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Good One!   :cheersmate:

Trust.

I am talking about a mixer.

I have no need for any type of stand in.   :naughty:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Randy on July 16, 2010, 04:16:52 PM
I like mine medium well, pinkish in the center but warm.

My Mother was someone Frank would like. She could ruin a piece of meat. To her a steak wasn't done until there were no juices oozing from the meat. The ones that had were required to turn into hard balls of gray matter around the edges of the pan. (My brothers & I would fight over them after dinner.) The steak HAD to leave sawdust when you cut it. Bounty got their ideas on how to make paper towels so dry they'd pick up anything from Mom.

I was out living on my own before I discovered that meat had flavor and was something worth buying to eat.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Carl on July 16, 2010, 04:27:58 PM
I like them mooing, myself . . .

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: IassaFTots on July 16, 2010, 04:30:51 PM
I like mine medium well, pinkish in the center but warm.

My Mother was someone Frank would like. She could ruin a piece of meat. To her a steak wasn't done until there were no juices oozing from the meat. The ones that had were required to turn into hard balls of gray matter around the edges of the pan. (My brothers & I would fight over them after dinner.) The steak HAD to leave sawdust when you cut it. Bounty got their ideas on how to make paper towels so dry they'd pick up anything from Mom.

I was out living on my own before I discovered that meat had flavor and was something worth buying to eat.

That is how my mom made roast.  Our electric carving knife BROKE while she was trying to cut one one time. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: soleil on July 16, 2010, 05:30:35 PM
Yes!!!!!  And they have more!  More attachments!

My Italian grandmother-in-law has one of those. Actually we gave her an updated one for Christmas a couple of years ago. She grinds all her meat for her famous tortellinis (or as they call them, toot-a-lini). Mmmm!
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on July 16, 2010, 09:26:58 PM
I like mine medium well, pinkish in the center but warm.

I could put this whole thread in the Short Bus so fast....
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: delilahmused on July 16, 2010, 10:41:49 PM
I have a fund I am putting money in for one.  I am looking at the Artisan, because it has more attachment capability.  I don't give a hoot what color either. 

Once you get the mixer the attachments aren't too bad. Most are around $50. I got mine a few years ago. Best kitchen appliance I have. I'd give up my microwave before I'd give up my Kitchen Aid.

Cindie
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: debk on July 16, 2010, 10:44:40 PM
Once you get the mixer the attachments aren't too bad. Most are around $50. I got mine a few years ago. Best kitchen appliance I have. I'd give up my microwave before I'd give up my Kitchen Aid.

Cindie

Oh me too!!!

I love mine!!

They have a bigger one now, than when I got mine years ago, but it works for everything I do with it.

Who knew one could get so attached to a stand mixer? :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: IassaFTots on July 17, 2010, 07:38:47 AM
Once you get the mixer the attachments aren't too bad. Most are around $50. I got mine a few years ago. Best kitchen appliance I have. I'd give up my microwave before I'd give up my Kitchen Aid.

Cindie

I asked for one last year and got a Microwave!  I never asked for a friggin Microwave!   :banghead:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Godot showed up on July 17, 2010, 10:06:26 AM
Given a choice...I would prefer steak tartare...without the egg (yuck!) :drool:

I want my steaks nice and rare. If I order a steak rare, and it comes out medium rare to medium, I will send it back. If M and I are splitting a steak, he wants it medium rare, and I will eat it that way...but it's not as good.

I hate those sizzle plates...they keep the meat cooking and cooking and ...





I like mine very rare too, so it can practically get up and walk off the plate.

Cindie

That's the ticket. Very rare but short of raw. Oozing grease and blood.

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I've been reading the steak commentary. About the well done nuts. Man, how anyone can do that to a beautiful, say, rib-eye (my favorite) from a top-notch butcher...it ought be a crime punishable by eating nothing but McD's burgers and grocery steak for the rest of your life.

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Funny how this whole thread started as Dumpster commentary, but has evolved into internal discussion. The main divide between them and us, here, seems to be that a lot of them are really just cooking meat loaf, or possibly trying to sound oh-so-culinary about an American cholesterolic classic. I want my burgers to look like Man v. Food burgers, clanging with artery-hardener, although not in giant stacks as some of the places that Adam guy visits do them. I want to be able to get my hands around the whole thing.

But it looks like we have one thing in common with the DUpes--we like burgers in some form.

I just got back from the supermarket with some really fatty looking ground chuck. Licking chops right now. It'll be an early lunch.

That's for lunch because after all this burger discussion I am so jonesing for a good grilled burger that I must have it. For dinner, though, I bought some lovely fresh scrod--and if anyone makes a joke about the pluperfect subjunctive I'll murterlizs 'em. But it's beautifully fresh--no smell of fish at all, and they're good thick cuts.
This particular supermarket has better fresh fish than many fresh fish stores.




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I know Buffet's an ass but I laways loved this song.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on October 02, 2011, 04:40:10 PM
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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-14-10 01:52 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
Response to Original message

9. I agree about not pressing while cooking.

And I make mine with an egg per pound, parm cheese, salt, pepper, garlic. You can also add a TBSP or so (not too much) per pound of tomato paste.

That's not a burger, that's meatloaf!

BTW the burger will be juicier if you use 75/25, but I usually buy 85/15 chop-meat.

ETA: I very rarely make a real burger, we just use the chop meat for other things, I buy the 85/15 frozen burgers.

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Before the burgers are done, toast your buns

Don't leave them on that long though, I've walked away and forgot the buns were on there and they were charred black and hard as rocks.

Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BEG on October 02, 2011, 04:47:56 PM
Begging your pardon Frank.  But I do.  I also eat my hamburger medium rare. 

Me too H5
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BEG on October 02, 2011, 04:49:19 PM
What the cuss, I just noticed this was from last year.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on October 02, 2011, 04:50:13 PM
What the cuss, I just noticed this was from last year.

Its resurrection was inspired by the chili thread, which is trying to catch up with it, in views and comments.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Chris_ on October 02, 2011, 04:54:26 PM
What the cuss, I just noticed this was from last year.
:angryvillagers:


:-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Chris_ on October 02, 2011, 05:00:50 PM
That's not a burger, that's meatloaf!

BTW the burger will be juicier if you use 75/25, but I usually buy 85/15 chop-meat.

ETA: I very rarely make a real burger, we just use the chop meat for other things, I buy the 85/15 frozen burgers.
I think the health Nazis have invaded my grocery store.  I can't find 85/15 anymore and have to get the 75/25. :(
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on October 02, 2011, 05:05:38 PM
I think the health Nazis have invaded my grocery store.  I can't find 85/15 anymore and have to get the 75/25. :(

I can usually just get 85/15 or 80/20 chop-meat, rarely 75/25 but some places do still sell them, although I do have a choice of 75/25 for the frozen burgers, but I just get the 85/15 frozen burgers.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on October 02, 2011, 05:57:48 PM
I could put this whole thread in the Short Bus so fast....

Well, here's what gets me.

We all have our preferences about hamburgers, and we all privately sneer at the preferences of others with their own minds about hamburgers.

Or some of us do, only privately sneering.

If you, sir, were a guest here and hamburgers from the grill were on the menu, you'd get them any way you wanted to have them, no editorial comment from these lips.

But the same courtesy--the kindness to not editorially comment upon one's taste--isn't extended to that small minuscule minority of us who want our food grease-free.  Sure, one gives it to us that way so as to please us.....but there's always editorial comments about "You don't know what you're missing."

(I do know what I'm missing, and I'd just as soon miss it.)

It's sort of this vegetarian-non-vegetarian thing all over again.  Vegeterians feel utterly free to criticize the tastes of non-vegetarians, but God help non-vegetarians if they dare sneer at the tastes of vegetarians.

That's my beef, and extremely well-done.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Bodadh on October 02, 2011, 07:49:18 PM
I think the health Nazis have invaded my grocery store.  I can't find 85/15 anymore and have to get the 75/25. :(

I got some 80/20 hamburger patties last night. Best burgers I ever cooked with bacon chedder and bacon stips with mayo, mustard, and just a touch of tobasco for a little kick.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: debk on October 02, 2011, 08:01:25 PM
Well, here's what gets me.

We all have our preferences about hamburgers, and we all privately sneer at the preferences of others with their own minds about hamburgers.

Or some of us do, only privately sneering.

If you, sir, were a guest here and hamburgers from the grill were on the menu, you'd get them any way you wanted to have them, no editorial comment from these lips.

But the same courtesy--the kindness to not editorially comment upon one's taste--isn't extended to that small minuscule minority of us who want our food grease-free.  Sure, one gives it to us that way so as to please us.....but there's always editorial comments about "You don't know what you're missing."

(I do know what I'm missing, and I'd just as soon miss it.)

It's sort of this vegetarian-non-vegetarian thing all over again.  Vegeterians feel utterly free to criticize the tastes of non-vegetarians, but God help non-vegetarians if they dare sneer at the tastes of vegetarians.

That's my beef, and extremely well-done.


I cook whole beef tenderloins for our Christmas Eve fest. I cook them to just between rare and medium rare. The ends are medium to well, just because they are so much thinner.
 
I have guests who want theirs medium to well done. I have no problem with them wanting their meat that welldone and there is a microwave available to zap it until it is to their taste.

But I am not going to cook 10-15 lbs of beef tenderloin @ $9.99/pound (if I'm lucky!) to well done to please 2 or 3 people, and have 10-15 unhappy. Meat can always be cooked more well done, it cannot be uncooked.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on October 02, 2011, 09:30:12 PM

I cook whole beef tenderloins for our Christmas Eve fest. I cook them to just between rare and medium rare. The ends are medium to well, just because they are so much thinner.
 
I have guests who want theirs medium to well done. I have no problem with them wanting their meat that welldone and there is a microwave available to zap it until it is to their taste.

But I am not going to cook 10-15 lbs of beef tenderloin @ $9.99/pound (if I'm lucky!) to well done to please 2 or 3 people, and have 10-15 unhappy. Meat can always be cooked more well done, it cannot be uncooked.

Well now, I didn't say we in the minuscule minority "demand" special treatment.

The only thing I've ever asked for is that the hamburger stay on the grill 15-20 more minutes after everybody else's is done.  The rest of the hamburgers can be served; they don't have to stay on the grill too.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: thundley4 on October 02, 2011, 09:46:41 PM
Well now, I didn't say we in the minuscule minority "demand" special treatment.

The only thing I've ever asked for is that the hamburger stay on the grill 15-20 more minutes after everybody else's is done.  The rest of the hamburgers can be served; they don't have to stay on the grill too.

I've always preferred to have burgers pressed flat and well done. When I make them , I start by flattening the patty before it ever gets on the grill or in the pan.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on October 02, 2011, 09:51:05 PM
I've always preferred to have burgers pressed flat and well done. When I make them , I start by flattening the patty before it ever gets on the grill or in the pan.

Actually, I get a somewhat sadistic glee when standing there pressing down hard on the hamburger, watching the squeezed-out grease drip down into the charcoal, thinking to myself, "well, this isn't going to clog these arteries, expand this waist--die, grease, die!"

The more grease that drips down there, the happier I am.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: delilahmused on October 02, 2011, 09:55:03 PM
Me too H5

Yep, me too. Steaks I like to practically be able to walk off the plate.

Cindie
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on October 02, 2011, 09:57:17 PM
Yep, me too. Steaks I like to practically be able to walk off the plate.

Me, on the other hand, I'm always looking for two things that apparently don't exist.

99% fat-free beef (1% because one does need a microscopic bit of it), and eggs that are 99% yolk, only 1% egg-whites (because one does need a little tiny microscopic bit of that too).
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on October 02, 2011, 11:20:48 PM

I cook whole beef tenderloins for our Christmas Eve fest. I cook them to just between rare and medium rare. The ends are medium to well, just because they are so much thinner.
 
I have guests who want theirs medium to well done. I have no problem with them wanting their meat that welldone and there is a microwave available to zap it until it is to their taste.

But I am not going to cook 10-15 lbs of beef tenderloin @ $9.99/pound (if I'm lucky!) to well done to please 2 or 3 people, and have 10-15 unhappy. Meat can always be cooked more well done, it cannot be uncooked.

Tenderloin doesn't have to be cooked well done? I'll be darned, I never knew you could cook it medium rare, not that I would, I like my burgers and meat very well done.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on October 02, 2011, 11:28:25 PM
Me, on the other hand, I'm always looking for two things that apparently don't exist.

99% fat-free beef (1% because one does need a microscopic bit of it), and eggs that are 99% yolk, only 1% egg-whites (because one does need a little tiny microscopic bit of that too).

OK, this is getting too weird, frank and I don't like fish, we like our meat well done to the point where it's probably burnt, and now he says something like this about eggs. I would love it if there was an egg that was 100% yolk, I can't eat the whites of the egg, not that I'm allergic to it, but I just can't eat the white part of the egg, when I eat deviled eggs I just eat the yolk, I can only eat a fried egg if the egg is so well cooked that I just pop the yolk out and put it on toast or an over easy egg where I can dip the toast into the yol but not go near the white part, if it's runny I can't even look at it, and I can't eat scrambled eggs at all or egg salad because of the whites. I don't have a problem though when eggs are added foods like cake mix etc.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Karin on October 03, 2011, 08:44:57 AM
Tenderloin doesn't have to be cooked well done?

What?   :panic:

I'm with you on egg whites, though.  Yuck.  Remember when egg white omelets were all the rage?  I had friends sanctimoniously eating those.  Vile. 

Frank, I'll sneer at the vegetarians all day long.  I don't see how they get enough protein to remain upright.  So, God help me I guess. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Paul Heinzman on October 03, 2011, 08:49:09 AM
That is how my mom made roast.  Our electric carving knife BROKE while she was trying to cut one one time. 

Wow, I had no idea so many other people had moms that couldn't cook. My mom would buy a thin peice of steak and cook it to death in the electric skillet. If we didn't happen to have Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup on hand, you couldn't swallow it.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Carl on October 03, 2011, 09:08:36 AM
Yep, me too. Steaks I like to practically be able to walk off the plate.

Cindie

I want to hear it moo when I stick a fork into it.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Mike B the Cajun on October 03, 2011, 09:16:55 AM
I want to hear it moo when I stick a fork into it.

If it don't moo when you poke it, it's overcooked... no matter' steak or burger!   :-)
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 03, 2011, 09:23:18 AM
I want to hear it moo when I stick a fork into it.

Gotta agree, neighbor.  H5.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: debk on October 03, 2011, 02:09:06 PM
If it don't moo when you poke it, it's overcooked... no matter' steak or burger!   :-)

I totally agree!!!

The egg issue though....some of you should be at my house when over-easy eggs are on the menu. I will only eat the white part. I hate the yolk. I will eat the yolk if it's all scrambled in, and the eggs are cooked to dry. I don't eat hardboiled egg yolks and will only eat deviled eggs or egg salad with about half the yolks thrown in, and there has to be lots of seasonings.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Celtic Rose on October 03, 2011, 02:12:12 PM
I totally agree!!!

The egg issue though....some of you should be at my house when over-easy eggs are on the menu. I will only eat the white part. I hate the yolk. I will eat the yolk if it's all scrambled in, and the eggs are cooked to dry. I don't eat hardboiled egg yolks and will only eat deviled eggs or egg salad with about half the yolks thrown in, and there has to be lots of seasonings.

I like my yolk runny in fried eggs or poached eggs, but the whites should be fully cooked.  I will only eat the whites of hard boiled eggs, unless they are deviled, and I will only eat scrambled eggs if they are smothered in salsa.  I cannot eat them plain.  I'm weird about my eggs.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: thundley4 on October 03, 2011, 02:21:43 PM
Funny how a thread about burgers got talking about eggs. :)  I like eggs and will eat them  cooked just about any way, but I do not like them if the white is not fully cooked.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on October 03, 2011, 03:24:20 PM
Yep, me too. Steaks I like to practically be able to walk off the plate.

Cindie

If you're ever eaten at Delmonico's in Vegas or any Ruth's Chris and see what a medium-rare steak looks like in those places, that's my idea of the perfect steak.  Nice little char on the outside, warm red center on the inside.

Ditto with prime rib.  There's just no sense cooking it until it has lost all juice and flavor.

Besides, there are studies linking overcooked meat to colon cancer.  Might be bullshit, but why take a chance?
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on October 03, 2011, 03:32:35 PM
To my Husbands horror, I love my burgers and steaks charred LOL!
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: IassaFTots on October 03, 2011, 04:02:54 PM
Wow, I had no idea so many other people had moms that couldn't cook. My mom would buy a thin peice of steak and cook it to death in the electric skillet. If we didn't happen to have Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup on hand, you couldn't swallow it.

Ketchup.  I o'd on the stuff.  To the point where I don't even have any in my house.  But, if you want a cookie, pie or cake from scratch, she was/is the one.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 03, 2011, 04:11:56 PM
If you're ever eaten at Delmonico's in Vegas


There's one of those in Colonie.  I've got to go sometime.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: franksolich on October 03, 2011, 04:33:46 PM
To my Husbands horror, I love my burgers and steaks charred LOL!

Again, this gets back to one of the points I made quite some time ago.

Those of us who like our food well-done and safe to eat keep our mouths shut when observing others of us who like their food underdone and dripping with grease.

After all, it's just good manners, courtesy.  To each his own, that sort of thing.

But those of us who like their food underdone and dripping with grease feel no compunction, no hesitation, no inhibition, about loudly criticizing, especially in public, those of us who like our food well-done and safe to eat.

Sometimes it's hard to be polite, to keep one's temper, under such conditions, but one manages.....
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: ChuckJ on October 03, 2011, 04:47:56 PM
My dad likes his food rare. As soon as you drop his steak on the grill he starts complaining that you're overcooking it. I like mine cooked very well-done. My dad calls it parched.

My wife and I stopped somewhere on vacation once that had a buffet. Everything looked great. Especially the meat. After we sat down and I cut into my meat I just sat there staring at the bloody mess. My wife asked what was wrong. I told her that I had seen animals injured worse than that get well so I was trying to decide whether to eat it or bandage it up and set it free. She gave me one of those looks so I quickly stabbed it with my fork. She asked, "what's the problem now?" I told her I thought I had saw it move just a little. She called me a smart ass. I get called that a lot. Never fine ass. Always smart ass.

Since then I'll still occasionally stop at a buffet, but now I never get the meat until I've checked it out.

Only a few months back I went to the local steak house and ordered a steak very well-done. As I was eating the manager came by. She told me that cooking it that way cooked out all of the flavor. I told her it tasted fine PLUS I didn't have to worry about it trying to get up and escape.

Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: thundley4 on October 03, 2011, 05:01:52 PM
My dad likes his food rare. As soon as you drop his steak on the grill he starts complaining that you're overcooking it. I like mine cooked very well-done. My dad calls it parched.

My wife and I stopped somewhere on vacation once that had a buffet. Everything looked great. Especially the meat. After we sat down and I cut into my meat I just sat there staring at the bloody mess. My wife asked what was wrong. I told her that I had seen animals injured worse than that get well so I was trying to decide whether to eat it or bandage it up and set it free. She gave me one of those looks so I quickly stabbed it with my fork. She asked, "what's the problem now?" I told her I thought I had saw it move just a little. She called me a smart ass. I get called that a lot. Never fine ass. Always smart ass.

Since then I'll still occasionally stop at a buffet, but now I never get the meat until I've checked it out.

Only a few months back I went to the local steak house and ordered a steak very well-done. As I was eating the manager came by. She told me that cooking it that way cooked out all of the flavor. I told her it tasted fine PLUS I didn't have to worry about it trying to get up and escape.



 :lmao:  :hi5:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: IassaFTots on October 03, 2011, 05:04:26 PM
My dad likes his food rare. As soon as you drop his steak on the grill he starts complaining that you're overcooking it. I like mine cooked very well-done. My dad calls it parched.

My wife and I stopped somewhere on vacation once that had a buffet. Everything looked great. Especially the meat. After we sat down and I cut into my meat I just sat there staring at the bloody mess. My wife asked what was wrong. I told her that I had seen animals injured worse than that get well so I was trying to decide whether to eat it or bandage it up and set it free. She gave me one of those looks so I quickly stabbed it with my fork. She asked, "what's the problem now?" I told her I thought I had saw it move just a little. She called me a smart ass. I get called that a lot. Never fine ass. Always smart ass.

Since then I'll still occasionally stop at a buffet, but now I never get the meat until I've checked it out.

Only a few months back I went to the local steak house and ordered a steak very well-done. As I was eating the manager came by. She told me that cooking it that way cooked out all of the flavor. I told her it tasted fine PLUS I didn't have to worry about it trying to get up and escape.



1.   :rofl: at your story!
2.  Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.   :-)
3.  You should be able to get a steak anyway you want without fuss.  I mean hell, you ARE paying for it.   :thatsright:
4.  If I ever happen to be sitting at a table with you while eating a steak, I will prop the menu up as a screen so you don't see the bloody mess.  
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: ChuckJ on October 03, 2011, 05:36:39 PM
1.   :rofl: at your story!
2.  Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.   :-)
3.  You should be able to get a steak anyway you want without fuss.  I mean hell, you ARE paying for it.   :thatsright:
4.  If I ever happen to be sitting at a table with you while eating a steak, I will prop the menu up as a screen so you don't see the bloody mess.  

You wouldn't have to worry about propping up the menu. It doesn't bother me seeing it on someone else's plate. I just don't like to see it on mine.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on October 03, 2011, 06:31:49 PM
Again, this gets back to one of the points I made quite some time ago.

Those of us who like our food well-done and safe to eat keep our mouths shut when observing others of us who like their food underdone and dripping with grease.

After all, it's just good manners, courtesy.  To each his own, that sort of thing.

But those of us who like their food underdone and dripping with grease feel no compunction, no hesitation, no inhibition, about loudly criticizing, especially in public, those of us who like our food well-done and safe to eat.

Sometimes it's hard to be polite, to keep one's temper, under such conditions, but one manages.....

But coach, oh my dear coach...how do you find it in your heart to say no to this?

(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/c4/3e/f1/bone-in-ribeye.jpg)

Now I grant you, this is more tending towards medium, but still, I'd have no problem whatsoever putting a huge dent into that bone-in cowboy ribeye piece of magnificence right there.

Add one of Emeril's BBQ Shrimp appetizers, wilted spinach salad, and sides of twice-baked potato and creamed spinach...pure heaven, I say.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 04, 2011, 04:10:42 AM
But coach, oh my dear coach...how do you find it in your heart to say no to this?

(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/c4/3e/f1/bone-in-ribeye.jpg)

Now I grant you, this is more tending towards medium, but still, I'd have no problem whatsoever putting a huge dent into that bone-in cowboy ribeye piece of magnificence right there.

Add one of Emeril's BBQ Shrimp appetizers, wilted spinach salad, and sides of twice-baked potato and creamed spinach...pure heaven, I say.

 :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Oh--congrats on 17,000 posts, Sparky . . . one before you hit it. :hi5:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on October 04, 2011, 08:48:13 AM
But coach, oh my dear coach...how do you find it in your heart to say no to this?

(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/c4/3e/f1/bone-in-ribeye.jpg)

Now I grant you, this is more tending towards medium, but still, I'd have no problem whatsoever putting a huge dent into that bone-in cowboy ribeye piece of magnificence right there.

Add one of Emeril's BBQ Shrimp appetizers, wilted spinach salad, and sides of twice-baked potato and creamed spinach...pure heaven, I say.

Like I have an aversion to egg whites? I also have an aversion to meat with fat on it. I would hardly eat any of that steak, even though it looks beautiful, because I'd trim all the fat off. It wouldn't go to waste though because my Husband would eat it.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Karin on October 04, 2011, 09:37:34 AM
Well!  I have never seen a nation so divided since the Civil War as to now with the meat and eggs.  Can we ever heal?  Will we throw each other into re-education camps?  And what about beans in the chili?  These are times that try mens' souls.

Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: zeitgeist on October 04, 2011, 10:08:40 AM
Well!  I have never seen a nation so divided since the Civil War as to now with the meat and eggs.  Can we ever heal?  Will we throw each other into re-education camps?  And what about beans in the chili?  These are times that try mens' souls.



Excellent point Karen. Things are certainly Chili on Wall Street.  Anarchists intend to make Hamburg of the financial system.  Better stock up on Beano as it may soon be Chili sin Carne. :rotf:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: NHSparky on October 04, 2011, 06:33:46 PM
Like I have an aversion to egg whites? I also have an aversion to meat with fat on it. I would hardly eat any of that steak, even though it looks beautiful, because I'd trim all the fat off. It wouldn't go to waste though because my Husband would eat it.

But dearest, there's not much fat per se on a ribeye, only in the "eye" itself, and if it's a high-quality piece of beef, a small amount at that. 

But the marbling, oh my, the marbling...
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: Ballygrl on October 04, 2011, 10:51:30 PM
But dearest, there's not much fat per se on a ribeye, only in the "eye" itself, and if it's a high-quality piece of beef, a small amount at that. 

But the marbling, oh my, the marbling...

I'm not crazy about marbling either LOL.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cooking hamburger
Post by: JLO on October 04, 2011, 11:49:08 PM
I'm not crazy about marbling either LOL.

Me neither!  Beef, chicken and pork fat just grosses me out nowdays.  Seriously gags me - so I remove it.   

Ground beef doesn't even appeal.

My favorite place - Omaha Steaks - doesn't even entice me anymore.   I must be turning into a vegetarian --- aak! 

Help!  :whistling: