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Title: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Full-Auto on March 22, 2008, 08:34:43 PM
Got a new computer.

:D

Since they aren't talking, I am.

(http://i.pricerunner.com/prod/12_9_9_16_988551l/Apple_iMac_24_Core_2_Duo_2_4GHz_1024MB_320GB_LCD24_DVD-RW_Mac_OS_X.jpeg)
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 22, 2008, 08:35:55 PM

macs are for girls.  I hope it's a chick. :-)
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Full-Auto on March 22, 2008, 08:37:40 PM

macs are for girls.  I hope it's a chick. :-)
No, I only love men.  Try again.   :naughty:
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: CactusCarlos on March 22, 2008, 08:37:55 PM

macs are for girls. 

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Lord Undies on March 22, 2008, 08:38:09 PM
Does that come with a skirt?
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: BEG on March 22, 2008, 08:41:54 PM
It's me....and I can't get my friggen email to work TIM!!!!   :censored:
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Full-Auto on March 22, 2008, 08:42:53 PM
It's me....and I can't get my friggen email to work TIM!!!!   :censored:
I could get it working for you.

Where's K?  I thought he was a Mac guy.
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: BEG on March 22, 2008, 08:45:55 PM
It's me....and I can't get my friggen email to work TIM!!!!   :censored:
I could get it working for you.

Where's K?  I thought he was a Mac guy.

No he is a PC guy.  The graphics guys use Mac's at his work but the Industrial Designers use PC's.  I figured it out though.  I had all the info correct it was just taking a long time.
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Full-Auto on March 22, 2008, 08:46:48 PM
Translation - "I need to clean out 10 years of email from my inbox".
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 22, 2008, 08:53:00 PM
Translation - "I need to clean out 10 years of email from my inbox".

 :-)

no comment.
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 22, 2008, 08:53:40 PM
Does that come with a skirt?

macs do come with an injection of estrogen. :-)
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: BEG on March 22, 2008, 08:58:45 PM
This screen is friggen huge Full-Auto.
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 22, 2008, 09:03:22 PM
This screen is friggen huge Full-Auto.

you just said that because you know guys like to hear chicks say, "it's so big!". :-)
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: BEG on March 22, 2008, 09:09:47 PM
This screen is friggen huge Full-Auto.

you just said that because you know guys like to hear chicks say, "it's so big!". :-)


 :-*


Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Full-Auto on March 22, 2008, 11:35:05 PM
This screen is friggen huge Full-Auto.
I know, isn't it beautiful?  Mac's so rock...

I love how you stalk me with my own computer.   :tongue:
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 23, 2008, 12:20:26 AM
This screen is friggen huge Full-Auto.
I know, isn't it beautiful?  Mac's so rock...

I love how you stalk me with my own computer.   :tongue:

macs so suck.  phrase it any way you want to with BEG, but her life just got more complicated
if you converted her from PC to mac

Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Chris_ on March 23, 2008, 12:23:32 AM
macs so suck.  phrase it any way you want to with BEG, but her life just got more complicated
:rofl:

[youtube=425,350]iEAGmBRC1dc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Full-Auto on March 23, 2008, 12:30:31 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiG7KFDYkLI[/youtube]

There ya go.

Why, after a year, is Vista still less than 9% of the market share?  It's right up there with OSX.  Humm.
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Full-Auto on March 23, 2008, 12:31:51 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0sy2i5FMcI[/youtube]
Oops.  Vista.  It rocks.
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Full-Auto on March 23, 2008, 12:33:57 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK40IVa3fD0[/youtube]

Let's talk about Windows functionality.

Sorry, OSX blows Windows away... blue screen of death?  Yeah, Windows.  Memory leaks?  Welcome to windows.  Device drivers that never work?  Thanks Windows!  Viruses!  Thanks Windows!
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Full-Auto on March 23, 2008, 12:35:20 AM
A little more love... but oh so true.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDiaQrZviyc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Chris_ on March 23, 2008, 12:36:04 AM
I agree, Vista really really sucks.  I have to use it every day.  I wish I didn't.   :p
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Full-Auto on March 23, 2008, 12:42:51 AM
Were you going after a specific look there?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQmOmdYPKJQ[/youtube]

Yeah, they developed all these technologies that Mac has had for years. 

...taped back when Bill was honest.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uau0aIbrzkQ[/youtube]

LOL.

Busted.
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Full-Auto on March 23, 2008, 12:48:11 AM
I agree, Vista really really sucks.  I have to use it every day.  I wish I didn't.   :p
And how wonderful is it that all new PC's are shipped with the bloatware we call Vista? 

That's why I went to Mac.  64 bit operating system without the bloatware/nagware that is Vista.  It's faster, more stable, more compatible, easier to use...

But I have a lifetime supply of Microsoft Kool-Aide... What do I do???
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Full-Auto on March 23, 2008, 12:57:38 AM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TKbx2FpIjw[/youtube]

The truth hurts.
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Randy on March 23, 2008, 12:59:12 AM
[youtube=425,350]FVbf9tOGwno[/youtube]

 :hyper:
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Full-Auto on March 23, 2008, 01:02:47 AM
macs so suck.  phrase it any way you want to with BEG, but her life just got more complicated
:rofl:

[youtube=425,350]iEAGmBRC1dc[/youtube]
Oh, and by the way, this is an OS9 spoof.  That's so 1990's.  OSX (that would be 10 to the laymen) is based on Unix which everyone who knows anything about computers will tell you is vastly superior in speed and stability to Windows.

It's so old, www.happynowhere.net doesn't even exist anymore.

 :tongue:
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 23, 2008, 01:18:54 AM


i posted that about a month ago. :-)
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: BEG on March 23, 2008, 09:58:04 AM
You men and your computers.   ::)
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Chris_ on March 23, 2008, 10:03:17 AM
You men and your computers.   ::)

Cool computer BEG! I can't wait to try it the next time I'm over.  :-)
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: BEG on March 23, 2008, 10:08:16 AM
You men and your computers.   ::)

Cool computer BEG! I can't wait to try it the next time I'm over.  :-)


When will that be?  I'm already waiting in anticipation for the day.
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Chris_ on March 23, 2008, 10:15:26 AM
You men and your computers.   ::)

Cool computer BEG! I can't wait to try it the next time I'm over.  :-)


When will that be?  I'm already waiting in anticipation for the day.

Sophia wanted to go down there for Spring Break.  :lmao:

Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 23, 2008, 11:07:25 AM
A little more love... but oh so true.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDiaQrZviyc[/youtube]

i must have touched a nerve. :-)

do you really have to turn your penis in when you buy a mac? :bwah:

 :-)
Title: Re: Someone I know and love...
Post by: jtyangel on March 23, 2008, 01:01:33 PM
You men and your computers.   ::)

Cool computer BEG! I can't wait to try it the next time I'm over.  :-)


When will that be?  I'm already waiting in anticipation for the day.

I'm in next time! BTW, Schade, I have a relative now living in the twin cities...I think I need to do a jaunt to your neck of the woods soon. It's my 'uncle/aunt'...she'll make us something really grossly vegan and tell us about how freeing it is to have leg hair.  :-)