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Title: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: IassaFTots on July 13, 2010, 12:36:53 PM: I kinda like this one.

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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Mon Jul-12-10 10:12 PM
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There are some good poets in the lounge. I'm not one of them, but I had some inspiration...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shut your ****ing piehole
Get on your ******* bike
And go get me some beer
Dumb

Ass

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9430546&mesg_id=9430546
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: Karin on July 13, 2010, 01:22:23 PM: Heh, that's pretty good.

Now. Do not go over and read the thread. There is a weirdo named RandomThoughts over there being very weird, but not in an interesting way. An annoying way. He's even flummoxed the OP. This is 30 seconds of your precious life you'll never have back.
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: IassaFTots on July 13, 2010, 01:24:56 PM: I got lost in all of that as well. Random indeed.
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: Ballygrl on July 13, 2010, 03:19:03 PM: They really need a Poetry Forum.
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 13, 2010, 04:03:58 PM: Quote from: Ballygrl on July 13, 2010, 03:19:03 PM
They really need a Poetry Forum.

Maybe one of you lurkers can do something useful (for once in your worthless lives) and suggest that to $kinner . . .
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: Ballygrl on July 13, 2010, 04:12:35 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 13, 2010, 04:03:58 PM
Maybe one of you lurkers can do something useful (for once in your worthless lives) and suggest that to $kinner . . .

Obviously the intent of suggesting a Poetry Forum is totally for those who want to express their artistic freedom, not because having a forum would make it easy to find the funny poems. :-)
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: bijou on July 13, 2010, 04:14:28 PM: Quote from: Ballygrl on July 13, 2010, 03:19:03 PM
They really need a Poetry Forum.
There's a writing forum (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?action=post;quote=509013;topic=46301.0;num_replies=4;sesc=1c6ff875d1adaeff74d1162e8ab26d9e)

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Mar-22-10 05:37 PM
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My poem for Spring:

Shining Darkness

the nipple
shines

as the clothing
peels
away

a flower
budding open
in
spring

Â© 2010 MLC
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: Chris_ on July 13, 2010, 04:14:31 PM: Quote from: Ballygrl on July 13, 2010, 03:19:03 PM
They really need a Poetry Forum.

I found one for them...
(http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af17/crosspointfellowship/trash-can.jpg)
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: Chris_ on July 13, 2010, 04:15:44 PM: Shining nipples? I guess that's what happens when they drag on the linoleum.
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: Ballygrl on July 13, 2010, 04:23:31 PM: Quote from: chris_ on July 13, 2010, 04:14:31 PM
I found one for them...
(http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af17/crosspointfellowship/trash-can.jpg)

:lmao:
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on July 13, 2010, 05:52:23 PM: I'll second your :lmao:, BG. In the trash is where it belongs.
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 13, 2010, 06:13:34 PM: Quote from: chris_ on July 13, 2010, 04:14:31 PM
I found one for them...
(http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af17/crosspointfellowship/trash-can.jpg)

Got a better one.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Toilet_370x580.jpg/220px-Toilet_370x580.jpg)
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: Ballygrl on July 13, 2010, 06:27:22 PM: Quote from: bijou on July 13, 2010, 04:14:28 PM
There's a writing forum (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?action=post;quote=509013;topic=46301.0;num_replies=4;sesc=1c6ff875d1adaeff74d1162e8ab26d9e)

Well if there's a writing forum then why are they putting silly poems in the lounge?
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: Chris_ on July 13, 2010, 06:27:52 PM: Because nobody goes to the Writing forum. :rofl:
Title: Re: More Poetry from the Lounge
Post by: Ballygrl on July 13, 2010, 06:28:26 PM: Quote from: chris_ on July 13, 2010, 06:27:52 PM
Because nobody goes to the Writing forum. :rofl:

:lmao:

I wonder why!