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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on July 12, 2010, 07:21:12 AM
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SOUTH BEND — A dispute over the ownership of a frying pan led to third-degree burns for one South Bend man and 11 stitches for another, police reports said.
A 49-year-old man was cooking bacon on the stove at a house in the 600 block of Lincoln Way East when his 47-year-old brother-in-law claimed the pan was his, the report said.
The argument led to the man cooking cornering the younger man into a closet and spilling hot grease on the younger man. The report said the 47-year-old then grabbed the pan from his attacker and hit him in the head twice.
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Police did report finding two pieces of bacon in the closet.
link (http://www.wsbt.com/news/local/Third-degree-burns-stitches-for-South-Bend-brothers-in-law-fighting-over-frying-pan-98166144.html)
He should be arrested for wasting bacon. :-)
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I'll bet that fight rendered them both speechless. And the rasher the argument, the more dangerous it gets, eh bijou?