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Current Events => Breaking News => News From The Mexican Border => Topic started by: Alpha Mare on July 09, 2010, 11:02:08 AM
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During debates no mudslinging or antagonizing your opponent, however grenades and assault rifles are allowed.
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The one with the more bullet holes on their vehicle or themselves will determine the popularity polls.
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It will be prohibited to denigrate the character of an opponent or defame their good name, but ambushes with deadly weapons are permissible.
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Only 10 narcomantas, er,,,, campaign signs a day.
http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2010/07/new-rules-for-campaigning-in-mexico.html