The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 08, 2010, 04:11:45 PM
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RECEPTIONIST: Thank for calling Big Nose Inc. this is Melanie speaking how may I direct your call?
MSB: I would like to speak to Mrs. X
REC: May I ask who's calling?
MSB: She contacted me.
REC: Um-m-m...OK
*patches through*
MRS X: This is Mrs X.
MSB: Yes, I'm returning you're contact.
MRS X: I'm sorry?
MSB: You emailed me.
MRS X: Oh. Well, we contact lots of people and...
MSB: I would like to know how you got my email addres.
MRS X: Well, we don't normally share that.
MSB: You have odd standards for privacy.
MRS X: If you like I can have you taken off the mailing list.
MSB: Please do.
*pause*
MRS X: Sir, can I have your name?
MSB: You already have it.
MRS X: But I don't know who you are.
MSB: Then why are you emailing me?
MRS X: Well, we have employment opportunities.
MSB: Did I ask you for a job?
MRS X: No.
MSB: Are you hiring privacy and etiquette instructors?
MRS X: No.
MSB: Then I suppose I should just give you my name--even though you obviously already have it--and be done with it.
MRS X: Thank-you sir.
I think she wanted to cry after that.
Good.
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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My friendly chat 2 days ago
Bank: Hi, May I speak to xxxx
Me: Speaking
Bank: We're offering a new low rate for our customers to fight against identity threat and it only costs blah blah blah
Me: No thanks, why do you keep calling?
Bank: Excuse me?
Me: I've received these phonecalls for the past 3 weeks nearly every day, how many times do I need to tell you that I'm not interested?
Bank: Oh, I see
Me: Do you realize I am on the State NO CALL list, why do you keep calling?
Bank: Uhhhh
Me: Do not call me again or I will report you.
CLICK
I have not received any more calls.
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MSB: Are you hiring privacy and etiquette instructors?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Ah! You kill me!
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I WISH I could stay on the phone long enough to scramble their telemarketing brains with wit, but I invariably hang up as soon as I find out they're no friend of mine. Somehow though, clicking off the cordless lacks the satisfaction of slamming the phone down in their ear.
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We kept on getting calls for money for some kind of charity or alleged charity.. Mr. cavegal asked for financial statement.....***********crickets*********** still no calls from any of them!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I don't have any friends. Will YOU be my friend???"
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I WISH I could stay on the phone long enough to scramble their telemarketing brains with wit, but I invariably hang up as soon as I find out they're no friend of mine. Somehow though, clicking off the cordless lacks the satisfaction of slamming the phone down in their ear.
Try selling them a copy of your patented, award winning sales techniques guaranteed to double their sales commissions for 3 low, low payments of only 49.95.
Have you got your credit card ready?
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But we must all bow down to the master...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I[/youtube]
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But we must all bow down to the master...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkdoogjic4I[/youtube]
Thats LOL funny. I may have to do that next time my cell phone gets called by a telemarketer.
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"I don't have any friends. Will YOU be my friend???"
What's your phone number?
You can call me "Huckleberry". :tongue: