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Title: Just because it's been so long...
Post by: NHSparky on July 08, 2010, 11:37:49 AM
We now return to the FLORI-DUH posts!!!

Bad set of teeth ends negotiations for sex in Fla.

By Brittny Krause @ July 7, 2010 11:07 AM

LINK (http://wdbo.com/localnews/2010/07/bad-set-of-teeth-ends-negotiat.html)

(too short to excerpt)

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- A man in Gainesville went to the police after getting robbed by a woman he intended to pay for sex, but refused when she flashed a smile full of bad teeth.

Lake Butler resident Dan Alford told investigators he and 25-year-old Jennifer Elder were negotiating a price until he noticed her dental problems.

Alford told police that after he resisted, she snatched a checkbook containing $78 from his shirt pocket and fled.

Elder told authorities she merely got scared and ran, not knowing the man had tucked a wad of cash into her bra.

She was arrested on a robbery charge. Gainesville police did not immediately respond to a message seeking comment on whether the man faced any charges.

(http://wdbo.com/images/2010/07/jennifer%20elder_m.jpg)

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Title: Re: Just because it's been so long...
Post by: debk on July 08, 2010, 12:13:25 PM
Gee...a hooker with bad teeth. Can we say Meth addict?   ::)
Title: Re: Just because it's been so long...
Post by: soleil on July 08, 2010, 12:55:03 PM
Bad teeth will do it everytime! And I can't tell you how many times someone has put a wad of cash in my bra, and I didn't even notice.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Just because it's been so long...
Post by: Eupher on July 08, 2010, 02:38:13 PM
I guess that sorta fixes the gnawing he had in his, uh, nether regions.

Title: Re: Just because it's been so long...
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on July 08, 2010, 03:11:08 PM
This story really BITES.
 :hyper: :hyper:
Title: Re: Just because it's been so long...
Post by: Eupher on July 08, 2010, 03:12:52 PM
And it's a very gummy situation, too.
Title: Re: Just because it's been so long...
Post by: soleil on July 08, 2010, 05:58:36 PM
I bet she fights tooth and nail to get out of this situation.  :tongue:
Title: Re: Just because it's been so long...
Post by: Hawkgirl on July 08, 2010, 06:16:34 PM
This story has a lot of cavities holes in it.