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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: NHSparky on July 08, 2010, 11:37:49 AM
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We now return to the FLORI-DUH posts!!!
Bad set of teeth ends negotiations for sex in Fla.
By Brittny Krause @ July 7, 2010 11:07 AM
LINK (http://wdbo.com/localnews/2010/07/bad-set-of-teeth-ends-negotiat.html)
(too short to excerpt)
GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- A man in Gainesville went to the police after getting robbed by a woman he intended to pay for sex, but refused when she flashed a smile full of bad teeth.
Lake Butler resident Dan Alford told investigators he and 25-year-old Jennifer Elder were negotiating a price until he noticed her dental problems.
Alford told police that after he resisted, she snatched a checkbook containing $78 from his shirt pocket and fled.
Elder told authorities she merely got scared and ran, not knowing the man had tucked a wad of cash into her bra.
She was arrested on a robbery charge. Gainesville police did not immediately respond to a message seeking comment on whether the man faced any charges.
(http://wdbo.com/images/2010/07/jennifer%20elder_m.jpg)
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That's one way to take a bite out of crime.
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Gee...a hooker with bad teeth. Can we say Meth addict? ::)
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Bad teeth will do it everytime! And I can't tell you how many times someone has put a wad of cash in my bra, and I didn't even notice. :rotf:
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I guess that sorta fixes the gnawing he had in his, uh, nether regions.
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This story really BITES.
:hyper: :hyper:
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And it's a very gummy situation, too.
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I bet she fights tooth and nail to get out of this situation. :tongue:
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This story has a lot of
cavities holes in it.