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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on July 07, 2010, 06:10:11 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8701851
Oh my.
Now, one has to go to the link above to see what a pretty job the sparkling husband primitive did, in illustrating his descent into the abyss. One can't bring his artwork over here.
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Tue Jul-06-10 08:27 PM
#05 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009; THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE
Original message
The radicalization of clown
A child. Innocent. Harry giving them hell, even as they all now like Ike. All is well, even if it isn't. It feels safe. Good. Big, strong hand holding mine. Warm hip to lean against. This little kid. Safe. I love you both.
Me and them. You and they. Bang. Jack! Who moved? Bang, bang. Martin! Who said what? Bang, bang, bang. Bobby! Who did what? Who did all that?
Out of school, but before the Navy, all was good and the world my pearl and my oyster. Hey, Hey! LBJ.
after which an illustration with a chart at the bottom
Ten years hence. A vet. Nixon. Viet Nam done. ****ing hippie assholes. Love it or leave it, mother****er. RMN. Helicopter, Double V. Knucklhead Gerry
after which the thingamajig on the chart moves
A Dad now; kids growing. Reagan, Blowing sunshine. Greed is good. **** yer fellow man. What's in it for me? Jimmy, too little time. RWR, way, way, way too long. Sire of the Spawn of Satan, bad as broccoli; urp. A new start, Mustang owning BoomerBoy, high hopes from Hope.
after which the thingamajig on the chart moves even more
I can't believe it. That moron? Really? "I'm telling you, within a year, we'll be at war in the Middle East." GodDAMMIT, they can't be that ****ing stupid. Yes they can. {Gored by Bull(shit)} ****face, Spawn of Satan, Mother****er and the DeadEye DeadMan Walking.
after which &c., &c., &c.
Eight years. Pack 'em up, move 'em out. Brick, mortar, and tooling; buhbye. Unravel the net; walk the wire unaided. Incredible. Not one, but two of them. TWO. Endless. Not dependent on another country's meat, he told us. Things will get better. They better get better.
after which &c., &c., &c.
They better get better.
They will get better.
Right?
Cuz there's no more there there, where I seem to be going. My new There is where?
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That's almost as bad as Cal Peg's poetry. At least it's a step up... it has some punctuation. :rotf:
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What the hell was that?
Looks like someone threw the proverbial crap against the wall to see what would stick. I know the odoriferous harlequin primitive is not the sharpest spoon in the drawer, but that's bad even for him.
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What the hell was that?
Flashback from the brown acid? ::)
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Oh, **** you Stinky! Go back to finger screwin' the cat and eatin' the "Kitty Rocha" outa the cat box!
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The earth is flat and the DUmbasses have sailed off the edge...left side of course.
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Wait. What?
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SunnySong (817 posts)
Tue Jul-06-10 08:29 PM
Response to Original message
1. Republican Clowns scare me.
followed by a picture of John Wayne Gacy
Gacy became active in Chicago's Democratic Party, first volunteering to clean the party offices.[43] In 1975 and 1976, he served on the Norwood Park Township street lighting committee.[45] He eventually earned the title of precinct captain.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy#cite_ref-Linedecker.2C_p._70_42-0
They're so funny. :rotf:
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Seriously, is Stinky The Clown aiming for Top Primitive of the year?
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They're so funny. :rotf:
Problem is, nobody will ever point that out to the moron who posted him bein' a Repub!
When ya look up Moron in the dictionary, it ought to have a link to the DUmpster!
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Seriously, is Stinky The Clown aiming for Top Primitive of the year?
It would appear that way.
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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-07-10 09:49 AM
Response to Reply #11
13. Please don't create a climate where my thread can be locked.
Thanks!
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-07-10 09:49 AM
Response to Reply #11
13. Please don't create a climate where I my thread can be locked up in a straight jacket.
Thanks!
Fixed!
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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-07-10 09:49 AM
Response to Reply #11
13. Please don't create a climate where my thread can be locked.
Thanks!
Grovel much there Stinky?
Did ya ask the cat before posting?
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Isn't that cute? Stinky wants to be Allen Ginsberg when he grows up.
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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Tue Jul-06-10 08:27 PM
#05 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009; THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE
Original message
The radicalization of clown
A child. Innocent. Harry giving them hell, even as they all now like Ike. All is well, even if it isn't. It feels safe. Good. Big, strong hand holding mine. Warm hip to lean against. This little kid. Safe. I love you both.
Me and them. You and they. Bang. Jack! Who moved? Bang, bang. Martin! Who said what? Bang, bang, bang. Bobby! Who did what? Who did all that?
Out of school, but before the Navy, all was good and the world my pearl and my oyster. Hey, Hey! LBJ.
after which an illustration with a chart at the bottom
Ten years hence. A vet. Nixon. Viet Nam done. ****ing hippie assholes. Love it or leave it, mother****er. RMN. Helicopter, Double V. Knucklhead Gerry
after which the thingamajig on the chart moves
A Dad now; kids growing. Reagan, Blowing sunshine. Greed is good. **** yer fellow man. What's in it for me? Jimmy, too little time. RWR, way, way, way too long. Sire of the Spawn of Satan, bad as broccoli; urp. A new start, Mustang owning BoomerBoy, high hopes from Hope.
after which the thingamajig on the chart moves even more
I can't believe it. That moron? Really? "I'm telling you, within a year, we'll be at war in the Middle East." GodDAMMIT, they can't be that ****ing stupid. Yes they can. {Gored by Bull(shit)} ****face, Spawn of Satan, Mother****er and the DeadEye DeadMan Walking.
after which &c., &c., &c.
Eight years. Pack 'em up, move 'em out. Brick, mortar, and tooling; buhbye. Unravel the net; walk the wire unaided. Incredible. Not one, but two of them. TWO. Endless. Not dependent on another country's meat, he told us. Things will get better. They better get better.
after which &c., &c., &c.
They better get better.
They will get better.
Right?
Cuz there's no more there there, where I seem to be going. My new There is where?
Parents, print this out, show it to your kids and say "this is why drugs are bad - mmmkay..."
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Too bizarre for words. You know what's even more annoying? All the respondents can say is "K&R" and "+1."
What is it about Stinky? He's so full of self-regard and he's so impressed with himself.
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He's so pathetic when he tries to sound like some kind of hard-ass. It would be sad if it wasn't so worthy of merciless ridicule.
:evillaugh:
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He's so pathetic when he tries to sound like some kind of hard-ass. It would be sad if it wasn't so worthy of merciless ridicule.
:evillaugh:
No kiddin'! Pretty bad when wifey can kick your ass and make you stay in the basement, cleanin' out the cat box!
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I have no freaking idea what he's talking about. I think he needs to clean the kitty litter box because the fumes are getting to him.'
Cindie
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This is the inevitable end when your wife makes you pee sitting down.
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This is the inevitable end when your wife makes you pee sitting down.
I'd settle for getting my husband to stop peeing outside.
Cindie
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I'd settle for getting my husband to stop peeing outside.
Cindie
Take it from me, that ain't happenin'! "Toots" is complainin' because I pee off the back porch!!
In one ear and out the other! I don't have neighbors anywhere close! The sent keeps the raccoons outa the dog dish!
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The sent keeps the raccoons outa the dog dish!
That reminds me . . . I'm seeing a lot of raccoons as roadkill lately. I had to take a road trip to the Elmira area yesterday--drove 519 miles yesterday, but long-haul truckers do that without breaking a sweat, day after day--and I must have seen eight of the suckers dead between Albany and Oneonta. I stopped counting after that.
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No kiddin'! Pretty bad when wifey can kick your ass and make you stay in the basement, cleanin' LICKING out the cat box!
f1x0r3d
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Take it from me, that ain't happenin'! "Toots" is complainin' because I pee off the back porch!!
In one ear and out the other! I don't have neighbors anywhere close! The sent keeps the raccoons outa the dog dish!
You too huh?
What is it about US guys anyways? :-)
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On the whole, this post was understandable, but the clown Primitive loses himself at times. He's just...not all there. Everytime I read another sentence of his ramblings, I just kept hearing this:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXA6ds7YZx8&feature=related[/youtube]
Stinky is uncontrollably freaky.