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Title: Don't bring a toilet seat to a gunfight
Post by: bijou on June 28, 2010, 04:36:56 PM
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A family argument turned violent Saturday when a woman took a ceramic toilet lid and swung it at her cousin's head, police said.

After she missed, Angelic Innamorato, 28, pointed a black revolver at her cousin, said she was going to kill him and stole his wallet, a New Port Richey police report states. She fled around 7:30 a.m. from his room at the River Side Inn. ...
Floriduh (http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/police-toilet-lid-became-weapon-in-pasco-motel-fight/1105519)
Title: Re: Don't bring a toilet seat to a gunfight
Post by: Eupher on June 29, 2010, 11:57:38 AM
Wow! A toilet story! What a load of fun! I just love happy endings!

Title: Re: Don't bring a toilet seat to a gunfight
Post by: littlelamb on June 29, 2010, 03:10:38 PM
Sounds shitty to me
Title: Re: Don't bring a toilet seat to a gunfight
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 30, 2010, 10:29:06 AM
Quote from: Eupher on June 29, 2010, 11:57:38 AM
I just love happy endings!
Al Gore...is that you?
Title: Re: Don't bring a toilet seat to a gunfight
Post by: Eupher on June 30, 2010, 11:27:43 AM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on June 30, 2010, 10:29:06 AM
Al Gore...is that you?

Al's endings are tapered. They used to be Tippered, but things have recently changed.
Title: Re: Don't bring a toilet seat to a gunfight
Post by: vesta111 on June 30, 2010, 05:04:10 PM
Quote from: littlelamb on June 29, 2010, 03:10:38 PM
Sounds shitty to me

arrest, authorities say, Innamorato kicked at the inside of the police cruiser, smashing the door.

She was charged with two counts of aggravated assault, petty theft and criminal mischief and released Saturday on $10,300 bail from the Land O'Lakes jail.

With a name like Land O'Lakes Jail, she will have no problem buttering up the cops.
Title: Re: Don't bring a toilet seat to a gunfight
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 03, 2010, 06:19:45 AM
Quote from: vesta111 on June 30, 2010, 05:04:10 PM
With a name like Land O'Lakes Jail, she will have no problem buttering up the cops.

Vesta, I've got to give you props for that one. :rotf: :lmao: :hi5: