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Title: Police: Man was naked, with stolen cheese
Post by: bijou on June 25, 2010, 12:07:07 PM
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According to police and court records, Bess, 52, was found unclothed standing at the men’s room sink in the Cincinnati Public Library by police at 5:30 p.m. Wednesday. When they searched Bess’ bag, police said they found a 4-pound chunk of cheese allegedly stolen from Silverglade's Cheese & Sausage In Findlay Market.

He also had two knives and some DVDs that belonged to the Vine Street library branch.

Police arrested him Wednesday on charges of public indecency; carrying a concealed weapon; knowingly trespassing; theft and receiving stolen property. A judge ordered Best to stay away from the library.

Bess, who is homeless, has been arrested numerous times.

Not Florida or Wisconsin, amazing! (http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100624/NEWS010701/306230020/Police-Man-was-naked-with-stolen-cheese)  :-)
Title: Re: Police: Man was naked, with stolen cheese
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 25, 2010, 12:33:59 PM
WTF???? Sounds like this guy needs a time out in the rubber room!
Title: Re: Police: Man was naked, with stolen cheese
Post by: vesta111 on June 25, 2010, 03:54:34 PM
Not Florida or Wisconsin, amazing! (http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100624/NEWS010701/306230020/Police-Man-was-naked-with-stolen-cheese)  :-)

I will defend this man.

Is it illegal to carry concealed cheese in OHIO.?

 How do the police know the cheese was stolen, is there a security tape at the store showing him stealing the cheese.??

This defendant was not in public he was in a men only restroom and may have had an accident and needed to wash out his underware .

The knives were for the purpose of cutting the cheese.

We have here your Honor a homeless man due to no fault of his own, [ lets blame this on Bush, ]  he spends his time at the Library educating himself, so what if he brings his lunch with him.

Anything else he had in his back pack was planted on him by the police.

I rest my case your Honor and intend to sue the Market that falsely accused him of theft, the Library and the police department.
Title: Re: Police: Man was naked, with stolen cheese
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 25, 2010, 04:10:01 PM
I will defend this man.

Is it illegal to carry concealed cheese in OHIO.?

Nobody wants to know where you hide your cheese.
Title: Re: Police: Man was naked, with stolen cheese
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 25, 2010, 04:13:28 PM
Was it head cheese?
Title: Re: Police: Man was naked, with stolen cheese
Post by: vesta111 on June 25, 2010, 04:43:18 PM
Was it head cheese?

Ohoo that smell, can't you smell that smell, that ain't incense.

Is this why the Hebrew armies in the past insisted on circumcision as without it the enemy could smell them from 20 miles away.?

Just a question as to ancient practices that we stand by today.
Title: Re: Police: Man was naked, with stolen cheese
Post by: thundley4 on June 25, 2010, 04:57:53 PM
Was it head cheese?

Fromunda cheese.
Title: Re: Police: Man was naked, with stolen cheese
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 25, 2010, 06:21:11 PM
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This defendant was not in public he was in a men only restroom and may have had an accident and needed to wash out his underware .

Uh.......did ya miss the part where he was naked in the restroom? Do ya think the library, where most of the clientele tend to be minors, is a good place to take a full body bath?
Title: Re: Police: Man was naked, with stolen cheese
Post by: vesta111 on June 26, 2010, 04:59:48 AM
Uh.......did ya miss the part where he was naked in the restroom? Do ya think the library, where most of the clientele tend to be minors, is a good place to take a full body bath?

I worked at a fast food joint in VA. that was open 24/7.  At 4 am one of my duty's was to herd out the street people that had spent the night in the winter in the Lady's room.

These woman were in fact taking sponge baths, washing their hair etc, washing their underware and using the hand dryer to blow them dry.

I have no idea what the men in the men's room were doing and DON'T want to know.
Title: Re: Police: Man was naked, with stolen cheese
Post by: asdf2231 on June 27, 2010, 11:31:35 AM
Damn thats COLD!

PO-lice done busted up the brother's date!

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Police: Man was naked, with stolen cheese
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 27, 2010, 12:35:45 PM
Well, now we know who moved the cheese, anyway.
Title: Re: Police: Man was naked, with stolen cheese
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 27, 2010, 12:48:21 PM
Well, now we know who moved cut the cheese, anyway.

fixored!