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Title: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: thundley4 on June 23, 2010, 10:38:22 PM
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CaliforniaPeggy   (1000+ posts)             Wed Jun-23-10 01:59 AM
Original message
Very new poem: The Promise   
   
translucent orange
glowing across
the room I saw
salt rimmed
glass
in her
hand

full
browned softness

gathered across her
breasts showing
her life
freely given

hands float above the
glass
the sunset glows
inside
the salt rim

he watches her give

the
promise
freely



© 2010 MLC
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9407400

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Capn Sunshine   (1000+ posts)           Wed Jun-23-10 02:01 AM
Response to Original message
1. I love how your poems conjure up an image from a scene somewhere
   
Edited on Wed Jun-23-10 02:03 AM by Capn Sunshine
Nicely notated , Peg.

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CaliforniaPeggy   (1000+ posts)             Wed Jun-23-10 02:03 AM
Response to Reply #1
2. My dear Capn Sunshine!   
   
Thank you...

I am nothing if not visual...
:puke:
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Chris_ on June 23, 2010, 10:43:35 PM
That was ridiculous.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: miskie on June 23, 2010, 10:48:09 PM
The Prom is..  
  
agent orange
is what they called me
toxic
foul smelling
deadly
poison
gas

Depends full
brown softness

smeared across my
breasts showing
scatological
kink and fetish

after they all
leave
I am voted Prom Queen
and King

ex-lax kicking in again

the
prom is
awesome



© 2010 M.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Boudicca on June 23, 2010, 10:51:59 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9407400
 :puke:


Seriously, wtf is this woman on cuz I want some myself.
And, why is she writing a poem from a man's point of view? :confused:
Or is she?  I don't even know wtf she is trying to convey.  Miskie's poem is much better. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Chris_ on June 23, 2010, 11:20:03 PM
The Prom is..     

That was... interesting. :rofl:
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: diesel driver on June 24, 2010, 01:13:44 AM
That was... interesting. :rofl:

My dear Cavers....

Another Piggy poem....

AW, HELL NO!   :banghead:  :hammer:  :ashamed:
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Randy on June 24, 2010, 03:51:48 AM
The poem
it sucks
just
like
a
hoover

Silver
gleaming
noisy like a jet
plane

straining to break
its earthly
bounds

oh
boy
time
for another
hit

No copywrite, feel free to use it as you see fit.  :rotf:
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Ballygrl on June 24, 2010, 07:33:12 AM
The poem
it sucks
just
like
a
hoover

Silver
gleaming
noisy like a jet
plane

straining to break
its earthly
bounds

oh
boy
time
for another
hit

No copywrite, feel free to use it as you see fit.  :rotf:

:lmao:

That poem absolutely stinks and the few in that thread who said they loved the poem? well if it's so good than how come it has 0 recs? and what image is it supposed to conjure up? and is a salt rimmed glass supposed to be a margarita? or does the glass salt rimmed mean something sexual?
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on June 24, 2010, 07:51:04 AM
The poem
it sucks
just
like
a
hoover

Silver
gleaming
noisy like a jet
plane

straining to break
its earthly
bounds

oh
boy
time
for another
hit

No copywrite, feel free to use it as you see fit.  :rotf:

 :lmao: :lmao: H5 if we still could.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 24, 2010, 08:55:29 AM
:lmao: :lmao: H5 if we still could.

b17  . . . .

 :hi5:
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 24, 2010, 09:40:53 AM
:lmao:

That poem absolutely stinks and the few in that thread who said they loved the poem? well if it's so good than how come it has 0 recs? and what image is it supposed to conjure up? and is a salt rimmed glass supposed to be a margarita? or does the glass salt rimmed mean something sexual?

Yeah, it was obtuse, stupid, and indecipherable even by the standards of her so-called poetic imagery.  What the Hell was translucent orange, a window in early or late day light?  A salt-rimmed glass is pretty specific to Margaritas, but nothing else seems to relate to an actual drink and you can't tell if 'Being inside it' means a reflected image or is suppose to be some particularly horrifying stab at creating a metaphor (Epic fail either way).  And what's with the soft brown crap all over her chest?  What does that have to do with anything, or did somebody wing a chocolate cream pie at her tits?

Jeeze.  Terrible.

 :mental: 
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 24, 2010, 10:07:00 AM
And what's with the soft brown crap all over her chest? :mental: 

DAT, do you really want to go there? :pokingpoop:
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 24, 2010, 10:10:40 AM
Roses are red violets are blue
Hope to never hear from you
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 24, 2010, 10:20:05 AM
Roses are red violets are blue
Hope to never hear from you

Commies are reds,
Mallards are ducks,
CalPig's a Commie,
And her poetry sucks!

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: lastparker on June 24, 2010, 11:12:03 AM
And, why is she writing a poem from a man's point of view? :confused:

Well, ........................  :rotf:
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Randy on June 24, 2010, 11:27:28 AM
Commies are reds,
Mallards are ducks,
CalPig's a Commie,
And her poetry sucks!

 :fuelfire:

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :hi5:

I've been looking for a new sig is this copyrighted yet? If so can I license it? :lmao:
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Ballygrl on June 24, 2010, 11:36:02 AM
Yeah, it was obtuse, stupid, and indecipherable even by the standards of her so-called poetic imagery.  What the Hell was translucent orange, a window in early or late day light?  A salt-rimmed glass is pretty specific to Margaritas, but nothing else seems to relate to an actual drink and you can't tell if 'Being inside it' means a reflected image or is suppose to be some particularly horrifying stab at creating a metaphor (Epic fail either way).  And what's with the soft brown crap all over her chest?  What does that have to do with anything, or did somebody wing a chocolate cream pie at her tits?

Jeeze.  Terrible.

:mental: 

It must be Progressive Porn.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Karin on June 24, 2010, 01:07:19 PM
This poem is about a drunk slutty chick.  She drinks margharitas all day long, and regularly sunbathes naked.  She's pretty free with her favors.  That's all there is to it.  Of course, Miskie's is better, it always is. 

I too, like the "Commies are Red" piece.  It has a nice cadence.     
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 24, 2010, 01:20:00 PM
I too, like the "Commies are Red" piece.  It has a nice cadence.

DAT obviously knows the meaning of "iambic pantameter." :tongue:
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: PatriotGame on June 24, 2010, 01:24:56 PM
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Capn Sunshine   (1000+ posts)           Wed Jun-23-10 02:01 AM
Response to Original message
1. I love how your poems conjure up an image from a scene somewhere
   
Edited on Wed Jun-23-10 02:03 AM by Capn Sunshine
Nicely notated , Peg.
Yea - an image like this:

(http://tinyurl.com/28626vt)
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 24, 2010, 01:33:58 PM
Feel free, Randy.  It's kind of hard to top PatriotGame's literary criticism, though, I had to laugh out loud on that one!

 :rotf:
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Ballygrl on June 24, 2010, 01:42:42 PM
:lmao: at PG's pic!
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Randy on June 24, 2010, 01:59:50 PM
Thank You Sir, done with proper credit.  :-)
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: soleil on June 24, 2010, 05:57:51 PM
Could she please leave the boobs out of it? My word. I am sick of her boob poems. They make me feel the need to run to the toilet and throw my guts up.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Hawkgirl on June 24, 2010, 06:09:21 PM
The Prom is..  
  
agent orange
is what they called me
toxic
foul smelling
deadly
poison
gas

Depends full
brown softness

smeared across my
breasts showing
scatological
kink and fetish

after they all
leave
I am voted Prom Queen
and King

ex-lax kicking in again

the
prom is
awesome



© 2010 M.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: delilahmused on June 24, 2010, 08:56:22 PM
So basically the poem is saying he's met some chick after work in some unnamed bar and he's gonna get her drunk on margaritas, take her home and screw her brains out?

Cindie
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Boudicca on June 24, 2010, 08:59:46 PM
Well, ........................  :rotf:
Glad you caught that.  I've seen "her" photo. :-)
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Ballygrl on June 24, 2010, 09:27:46 PM
It's still at 0 recs and no new comments.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Chris_ on June 24, 2010, 09:30:58 PM
:rofl:  No love for Lou Holtz at the DUmp.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 25, 2010, 04:21:47 AM
:rofl:  No love for Lou Holtz at the DUmp.

If I were Coach Holtz, and heard that that WOS looked like me, I'd be counting my change to get some plastic surgery.  Coach Holtz is an honorable man.  He has done something positive with his life.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: bijou on June 25, 2010, 11:02:48 AM
The poem

both sucks

and blows

how

strange
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Karin on June 28, 2010, 03:07:42 PM
She knocked this one off yesterday....

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jun-27-10 06:43 PM
Original message
A lazy Sunday afternoon poem: The Purple Flower 
 in the car next to hers
is a girl with black
hair
coiled up in a bun
with a black
hat
the nape of her neck
sports a
purple flower

she’s zipping along
with the
rag top down

she never saw
the girl next to her

who was
weeping

while they stopped
at the
light


© 2010 MLC

 

I can think of nothing to say. 
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: bijou on June 28, 2010, 03:45:31 PM
She knocked this one off yesterday....

I can think of nothing to say. 

I wonder what sort of hat would allow you to show off a purple flower at the nape of your neck to its best effect.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: IassaFTots on June 28, 2010, 03:49:44 PM
I wonder what sort of hat would allow you to show off a purple flower at the nape of your neck to its best effect.

I saw the poem earlier today, and have been puzzling over it since.

If the hat was worn so low, that at the end of it, on your nape would be a purple flower, how would she know that the lady was wearing her hair in a bun?  Unless it wasn't a hat, but some stupid looking bun-cover thingy.  I mean seriously, who would do something like that?  In a convertable?
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Karin on June 28, 2010, 03:51:41 PM
I've never seen a flower worn there.  Come to think of it, wouldn't it look really stupid?  It would look like an unfortunate tumor.  
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 28, 2010, 03:56:13 PM
I've never seen a flower worn there.  Come to think of it, wouldn't it look really stupid?  It would look like an unfortunate tumor.  

I believe it's supposed to be a tramp stamp, not a 3D flower, whether real or fake.

Bun?  Hat?  Convertible?  Unless this is the parking lot at the nursing home, I foresee a terrible wardrobe malfunction in her immediate future.

Can't we send Charlie Sheen and some dope-smoking brownwater sailors upriver to take her out and save us from further agony?
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Ballygrl on June 28, 2010, 04:13:01 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9412619

From that thread:

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DesertFlower  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jun-27-10 08:15 PM
Response to Original message
2. interesting. made me wonder
   why the girl was weeping.

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)          Sun Jun-27-10 08:22 PM
Response to Reply #2
4. My dear DesertFlower...   
   You're supposed to wonder...

It's for whatever reason you want...

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DesertFlower  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jun-27-10 09:09 PM
Response to Reply #4
9. her heart is broken because
   her boyfriend left her.

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WinkyDink  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jun-27-10 08:24 PM
Response to Original message
5. So many never notice the hurting. They start at the same spot, but some get to wear "the purple"
   Edited on Sun Jun-27-10 08:26 PM by WinkyDink
whilst scorning the poor ("ragtop").
The favored are "black", "coiled" as a snake, recklessly offering their "nape" as they "zip...along".

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)          Sun Jun-27-10 08:34 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. My dear WinkyDink...   
   My poem does not have any political interpretations...

None.

However, if you want to see it that way, I can't stop you.

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jotsy  (1000+ posts)          Mon Jun-28-10 11:26 AM
Response to Reply #12
15. Where is my birdie brain?
   Congratulations on your second place finish in the photo contest, I voted for that shot in the first round and must confess, had I known it was your work, I'd have voted for it in the finals too. Really captivating ripples and how the reflection of the bird, looked sun soaked.

A diverse artist you are, Miss Peg.

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)          Mon Jun-28-10 12:55 PM
Response to Reply #15
16. Aw, thanks, sweetie...   
   It was a lucky shot...

I'm so glad you liked it!

I really did not want to win...the winner's prize is to run the next month's contest! 

Thank you!

What contest? anyone know what photo she submitted?
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Mike220 on June 28, 2010, 04:19:47 PM
That "my dear" shit is annoying as hell.  ::)
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: thundley4 on June 28, 2010, 04:22:00 PM
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DesertFlower  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jun-27-10 08:15 PM
Response to Original message
2. interesting. made me wonder
   why the girl was weeping.

Anyone would weep if they were subjected to CalPiggy's poem.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Ballygrl on June 28, 2010, 04:30:06 PM
Oh, and it's at 0 recs LOL.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: miskie on June 28, 2010, 05:32:38 PM
A lazy Monday ripoff:The Purple Nurple
  
 in the car next to hers
is a boy with one eyebrow
hair
shaved off the back of his head
covered with a
hat
his ripped tee shirt
exposed a
purple nurple

he staggers along
still hung
over from the party

he never saw
the girl next to him

who was
weeping

she stepped
on her own
nipple.

© 2010 M.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 28, 2010, 06:39:06 PM
Anyone would weep if they were subjected to CalPiggy's poem.

I do believe that being forced to listen to CalPig's "poetry" would be considered "torture" by Amnesty International.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Hawkgirl on June 28, 2010, 08:18:46 PM


My Little Flower

The fragrance around you is thrilling
like the subtle perfume of a rose
so why do I blanch when you kiss me
as the smell of horseshit meets my nose?

I wonder why this is a problem
when your body and hands smell so sweet.
Is it the flatulent odours
or the reek of your horrible feet?

It could be the vomit-like current
of your sickening horrible breath
or the whiff of your dark lank hair
that reminds me so often of death.

So when you kiss me darling
forgive me if I fart
but I must combat the feeling
that the smell will stop my heart.
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 29, 2010, 01:38:48 PM

My Little Flower

The fragrance around you is thrilling
like the subtle perfume of a rose
so why do I blanch when you kiss me
as the smell of horseshit meets my nose?

I wonder why this is a problem
when your body and hands smell so sweet.
Is it the flatulent odours
or the reek of your horrible feet?

It could be the vomit-like current
of your sickening horrible breath
or the whiff of your dark lank hair
that reminds me so often of death.

So when you kiss me darling
forgive me if I fart
but I must combat the feeling
that the smell will stop my heart.

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! You owe me a new keyboard! I just spilled my coffee!
Title: Re: A brand new CalPiggy Poem !!!
Post by: Randy on June 29, 2010, 04:44:02 PM

My Little Flower

The fragrance around you is thrilling
like the subtle perfume of a rose
so why do I blanch when you kiss me
as the smell of horseshit meets my nose?

I wonder why this is a problem
when your body and hands smell so sweet.
Is it the flatulent odours
or the reek of your horrible feet?

It could be the vomit-like current
of your sickening horrible breath
or the whiff of your dark lank hair
that reminds me so often of death.

So when you kiss me darling
forgive me if I fart
but I must combat the feeling
that the smell will stop my heart.

Now that's a poyem, not that dreck Piggy puts out.