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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on June 18, 2010, 04:23:17 PM
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jun-18-10 04:13 PM
Original message
I Hate The Poor...
Edited on Fri Jun-18-10 04:23 PM by MrScorpio
I hate the poor... Because they're lazy and worthless and won't help themselves.
I love the rich... Because they employ people like me, so I can have a job... This week.
I hate the government... Because it's out to steal what's mine and hurt my family.
I love the Second Amendment... Because I have a right to keep and bear arms, so I can protect me and my family from harm.
I hate everyone who's not a Christian... Because America is a Christian nation.
I love my church... I can, because we have Freedom of Religion in America.
I hate gays... Because they want to destroy the Institution of Marriage.
I love divorce... Because now I can have a second wife (Or third, or fourth...).
I hate taxes... Because taxes are always too high and the government spends too much of my hard earned money on welfare.
I love the military... Because nothing is ever too much for our men in uniform.
I hate abortion... Because it kills innocent babies.
I love the Global War on Terror... Because we take the battle to our enemies, on their soil and not ours.
I hate illegal aliens... Because they take jobs away from hard working Americans.
I love Right to Work... Because it keeps out the crooked unions.
I hate Liberals... Because they always want to help the undeserving and leave me out in the cold.
I love Conservatives... Because they understand that the best way to help everyone is to take care of those who are on top.
I hate Socialism... Because it would take our freedoms away.
I love Medicare and Social Security... Because I earned the right to have them.
I hate Obama... Because even though he's smart, he has very little executive experience and doesn't know what he's doing.
I love Sarah... Because she's a woman of God and her faith guides her hand.
Why do I feel this way?
It's simple...
Because, I'm a proud, patriotic AMERICAN... And NO ONE can tell me what to think, not even someone like YOU.
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Most, if not all, of those apply to me. Thanks.
MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jun-18-10 04:17 PM
Response to Original message
1. Did you write this yourself?
Did it come from some other source?
Do you have any comment on what you've posted?
I guess I don't understand your reason for posting this garbage here. Maybe you can help me understand.
Tansy_Gold Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jun-18-10 04:20 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. I guess I don't understant your failure to recognize sarcasm
from one of DU's oldest members.
Damn. I thought Scorpio was being truthful. Ratz.
MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jun-18-10 04:26 PM
Response to Reply #2
5. Funny. I see crap like that all over the internet. It comes in emails.
It's posted on sites all over the web.
It's not satire. Many people feel exactly that way. Satire requires some special stuff. Just posting what someone might say isn't satire. I know. I write satire all the time.
I don't know the poster. I may have seen posts by that poster here at one time or another, but I don't keep a file on who believes what or who falls into one camp or another. Do you?
I feel that it is incumbent on posters here to make their satirical posts outrageous enough to be recognized as satire. This just sounds like some winger writing the usual crap. I don't see that it serves much use at all.
I wasn't sure. So, I asked. I have not been answered. When I'm not sure of someone's position or motivation, I simply ask. That seems an appropriate thing to do, don't you think?
Get with the program. DU is for good socialist comrades. There is no dirty freeper moles allowed.
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:lmao: Lameass Lamond. This one's just for you-(http://yahoofreak.com/3D%20Smileys/3D%20Funny%20Smileys/smiley%20fart.gif)
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jun-18-10 04:17 PM
Response to Original message
1. Did you write this yourself?
Did it come from some other source?
Do you have any comment on what you've posted?
I guess I don't understand your reason for posting this garbage here. Maybe you can help me understand.
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Tansy_Gold Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Fri Jun-18-10 04:20 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. I guess I don't understant your failure to recognize sarcasm
from one of DU's oldest members.
DUmmy infighting...
Delicious...
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DUmmy infighting...
Delicious...
Yes, fratricide is a good thing--when it happens to the other side. :fuelfire:
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Dear Lurking DUmbasses,
Please point out one, just one, data point proving that Obama is smart.
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Dear Lurking DUmbasses,
Please point out one, just one, data point proving that Obama is smart.
Bummer is nothing more than an empty suit! It is not he that holds the reins in the Whitehouse. It's his buddy, "One World Government George"! Bummer rarely gets off his knees!
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Dear Lurking DUmbasses,
Please point out one, just one, data point proving that Obama is smart.
That reminds me of this clip that Sean plays on his show:
Imus: Well. What is his IQ?
Historian Michael Beschloss: … our system doesn’t allow those people to become President, those people meaning people THAT smart and THAT capable
Imus: What is his IQ?
Historian Michael Beschloss: Pardon?
Imus: What is his IQ?
Historian Michael Beschloss: Uh. I would say it’s probably – he’s probably the smartest guy ever to become President.
Absolutely no proof provided yet the left gets away with saying this stuff contantly. If Obama is so smart why is unemployment still so high? why has Obama spent 4 trillion so far versus Bush's 1 trillion? I hate to say it but I think the egghead elitist left constantly orgasm's over Obama because he's black and well spoken and that's all they need as proof in their racist minds.
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I think the egghead elitist left constantly orgasm's over Obama because he's black and well spoken and that's all they need as proof in their racist minds.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
We Haff Teh Winnah! :hi5:
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I've been writing for 2 years now, "OK, so Obama's smart. Show the evidence, please!" STILL no answer!
Fox clever, narcissistic one trick pony with an excelent speaking voice, yeah, but "smart" ? Not by a long shot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of61E1FesPU : this about says it all.