The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bkg on June 17, 2010, 10:43:04 PM
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Our office complex has three major towers. I think they are about 12 stories each. They are connected by the first floor, which has a number of small businesses; daycare, cafe, hair salon, Kincaid's restaurant, etc.
I was sitting at a hightop outside the cafe and hair salon on the phone a Dr's Billing Department trying to clear up a bill. Super Uber hottie from the salon sees me and smiles. I think to myself... "Yes... yes... you do see BKG... you liiiike BKG..." You know - normal stuff.
She walks over to me, sets a small sample of Crew hair product on the table (mind you, I'm still on the phone), smiles and walks back into the salon...
So I say to myself, in that slightly whiny, panicing nasally 13 year old girl inner dialog voice... "WTF is wrong my with hair!?!?!?!?" Followed shortly by "Yes.. Yes... She wants me... She has good taste." Again... normal stuff, right?
She disappeared, so I went to the cafe and picked up some lunch. Mentioned it to the cooks (they rock) who got all excited about it, told me her name and wanted an update the next time I stopped in...
So I stepped into the salon, with my uber sexy poly-styrean (don't ask me to spell that) box lunch in my hands and ask... "Are you suggesting I'm having a bad hair day? Cause I spent time on this!" with a smile. She responded with a "no! I just say you sitting there an thought I would give you some product. By the way, I'm having a hairdcut sale... Only $15... Would you like one?"
So I'm not sure if she was marketing herself for a way overpriced haircut (I hate paying for haircuts, which is why one of the top 10 criteria for a future Mrs. BKG is that she can cut hair)... or if she wants me badly.
Perhaps I should make this a poll?
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Well....that is a novel way to hit on a guy..... :uhsure:
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So did you get a haircut, and, definitely make this a poll.
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Is she one of those (ahem) "ample" women who would brush up against you a lot while you're getting your hair cut?
Yeah, I'm a pig--but when I get my hair cut by those types of women, I tip real good...
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Is she one of those (ahem) "ample" women who would brush up against you a lot while you're getting your hair cut?
Yeah, I'm a pig--but when I get my hair cut by those types of women, I tip real good...
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Having already read Sparky's response, I saw you posted, and guessed you posted exactly that, before I opened the thread.
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Is she one of those (ahem) "ample" women who would brush up against you a lot while you're getting your hair cut?
Yeah, I'm a pig--but when I get my hair cut by those types of women, I tip real good...
Not sure what is going on here but---
One nice day I was walking down the street when a woman came up abreast of me that had a hair cut that was remarkable. Short and very high style.
I asked her where she had gotten her cut and she, with a British accent gave me this some where on the other side of town. She said she was from out of town and could not remember the name of the salon.
As we passed the most expensive hair salon in town, one of the artists came running out, and accosted her as he jumped up and down demanding to know who had cut her hair.
She turned and said " Buzz off Fag" and got into her car and drove away.
I was furious as she had made a grown man cry and I still want to know who cut her hair.
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Is she one of those (ahem) "ample" women who would brush up against you a lot while you're getting your hair cut?
Yeah, I'm a pig--but when I get my hair cut by those types of women, I tip real good...
Let's just say I'm looking forward to the scalp massage. :cheersmate:
Used the product this morning. I look good. Very good.
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Go get a haircut...but don't come back here crying when she tells you "she doesn't date clients" after you ask her out.
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Seriously though...you never know, go get a haircut..and she is she flirts with you... :-)
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Go get a haircut...but don't come back here crying when she tells you "she doesn't date clients" after you ask her out.
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Seriously though...you never know, go get a haircut..and she is she flirts with you... :-)
I have a feeling that flirting is a skill she both posesses and uses to her advantage.
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I don't know or care if she was hitting on you but your story made me laugh.
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I don't know or care if she was hitting on you but your story made me laugh.
All it needed to do. Levity is good.
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She just wants your money.
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She just wants your money.
Sounds like most (not all, but most) of the women I know.
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bkg is rich?
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (in my gay voice)
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bkg is rich?
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (in my gay voice)
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Tsk, tsk, HG.....
try....
"Hi there, Big Boy...(http://realtyexecutives.postoffice.net/images/smileys/happy2.gif)"
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Well, didja get a haircut or what??????
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Yup--she was hitting on you, IMO.
I'd take her up on her offer, if I were you (IIWY).
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bkg is rich?
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (in my gay voice)
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Depends on whose definition you use... Any practically thinking, hard working american Joe... or Obama.
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"Hi there, Big Boy...(http://realtyexecutives.postoffice.net/images/smileys/happy2.gif)"
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I'm a guy... "Hi" is all it takes. :tongue:
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Yup--she was hitting on you, IMO.
I'd take her up on her offer, if I were you (IIWY).
Spent all day Friday at customers and in meetings. May stop by next week.
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When I first moved to Nevada I ended up dating the first lady that cut my hair.
It didn't work out, she had three kids and we are still friends.
She just got married a couple months ago and seems to be happy. I have a feeling her husband is not. :evillaugh:
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When I first moved to Nevada I ended up dating the first lady that cut my hair.
It didn't work out, she had three kids and we are still friends.
She just got married a couple months ago and seems to be happy. I have a feeling her husband is not. :evillaugh:
All that experimenting on hubby and kids--ouch. Cutting their hair, giving them the Brazilion wax job, and all the stuff that goes with Spa treatment.
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