The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: asdf2231 on March 20, 2008, 10:13:18 PM
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Hah!
I made the VERY first post EVER when the board opened and now my petty triumph is complete!!
Wah ha ha ha ha!
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I'm so happy for you I could just pee.
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I'm so happy for you I could just pee.
:rotf:
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I'm so happy for you I could just pee.
Umm... Your avatar is naked. Just sayin...
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:bow:
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I'm so happy for you I could just pee.
:lmao:
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Uploaded avatars are on the old server. You'll need to re-upload.
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Uploaded avatars are on the old server. You'll need to re-upload.
Will I get a pro rated refund?
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WHAT! :bawl:
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I took this test, and this was what I got: http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSD&o=1&g=1
Damn.
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I took this test, and this was what I got: http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSD&o=1&g=1
Damn.
:o
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Maybe they smelled your gas. :lmao:
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Maybe they smelled your gas. :lmao:
Yeah, I'm a disgusting collection of noises and odors. That's my charm.
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I took this test, and this was what I got: http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSD&o=1&g=1
Damn.
I got this:
The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) Steady & mature.
You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.
It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.
:afro:
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I'm taking it again. Maybe I'll get a better result as long as they don't ask me about farting or snoring.
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What the hell? I can't win...
Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.
It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.If you stay ...
Your exact male opposite:
The Bachelor
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master
Always avoid: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)
Consider: The Sudden Departure (RBLM)
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I'm taking it again. Maybe I'll get a better result as long as they don't ask me about farting or snoring.
Well, the only reason you snored and I didn't, is you beat me to it. :-)
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The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
FACT:You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship".
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
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My result from that quiz: :bolt: :rotf:
The Stiletto
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM)
Edgy. Physical. Devastating. You are The Stiletto, of all types, the most likely to be a dominatrix and the least likely to apologize.
Sex is your object, and you have a LOT of it. Doubtless, you've figured out how easy it is for a dominant, assertive woman to have as many and whichever partners as she chooses. You're in control, you know what you want, and you get it, right there. It's highly likely you have a nice body, and it's even more likely we're getting all turned on right now writing this.
You're generally careful with your actions and words, but your test answers indicate you've hurt some people, drawn some blood. This means one of two things. Either you're calculating, and pain is just part of your game plan, or hurting the occasional guy is just the unfortunate, but natural, byproduct of your liberated sexual existence.
Our tendency is to believe the latter: you're willing to engage men on a basic sexual level, and clearly they're attracted to you. It's understandable that a few might get overly attached, and sometimes harshness is the only way for you to escape: you've got to cut your way out. After all, it's not emotional bondage you're looking for right now.
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Quiz inkage:
http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3
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Crap. Now that... *thing* is attached to my profile.
I guess there's a reason I've been single since the Clinton administration. :evillaugh:
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http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBLM&g=1&o=1
The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)
The Vapor Trail
Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?
What about now?
Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.
You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:
Positive
Feelings HER
YOU
Time
Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.
FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.
Your exact male opposite:
The Backrubber
The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer
Always avoid: The Intern (DGSD), The Maid of Honor (DGLM)
Consider: The Sudden Departure (RBLM)
:lies:
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I found another one. :hyper:
Your Score: Crackpot - INTJ
26% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 86% Thinking, 66% Judging
People hate you.
Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.
But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.
I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.
That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.
Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.
How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/3076838567116464195/Brutally-Honest-Personality
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Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
Fiery. Hungry. Blatant. Sexual. Christ. You are Half-Cocked.
There's a lot of wild lust inside you, banging around, that much is obvious. There's also a lot of untamed emotion. When either escapes, look out. One minute you're completely together, the next you're a howling gale of hormones and opinions.
Outside relationships, your intense, mercurial personality makes you a charmer. You can be fiercely devoted, and it's likely that many of your friends will be friends-for-life. Of course, your enemies are likewise certain and zealous, especially your exes and their therapists.
You will find the right person. In the short term, he's someone virile who won't sweat your imperfections. In the long term, he will be someone mature and caring who will grow to love them.
Your exact female opposite:
The Maid of Honor
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Always avoid: The Slow Dancer (DGLD)
Consider: The Playboy (RGSM), The Billy Goat (DBSD)
The Billy Goat? :rotf:
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Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
I got the same thing...
There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
:rotf:
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Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
I got the same thing...
There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
:rotf:
You're the same as me? :lmao:
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Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
I got the same thing...
There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
:rotf:
You're the same as me? :lmao:
We should hang out sometime. :rofl:
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Half-Cocked
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD)
I got the same thing...
There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
:rotf:
You're the same as me? :lmao:
We should hang out sometime. :rofl:
Yes, indeed, together we would be fully-cocked. :lmao:
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I still can't believe the results I got. :o
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he Battleaxe
Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLM)
The Battleaxe
Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.
You've had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You're well experienced in dealing with other people's weirdnesses, and it's likely you're good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you've got a lot of energy.
People can tell you're sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it's how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the 'brutal' tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.
Remarkably, you don't mind the same from your men. You've experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you're a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you'll make a fine divorcee.
Your exact female opposite:
The Nurse
The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer
Always avoid: The Poolboy (RGSD)
Consider: The False Messiah (DBLM), someone just like you.
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okay, i don't think thats good :innocent:
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What the hell? I can't win...
Hmmm ... could be worse. I ran across this add while checking out that site.
(http://is0.okcupid.com/users/156/664/1566642811609810544/mt1128643929.jpg)
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/tsd.jpg)
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I suck! :bawl:
The Vapor Trail (http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBLM&g=1&o=1)
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/tsd.jpg)
So, you're a fag, huh?
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/tsd.jpg)
So, you're a fag, huh?
:rotf: :popcorn:
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(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/tsd.jpg)
So, you're a fag, huh?
Jealous much? :hyper:
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The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
The Gentleman
Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.
For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.
It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.
Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.
Your exact male opposite:
The Last Man on Earth
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)
Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you.
Looks like I am a fag, too.
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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
The Boy Next Door
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
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The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
The Boy Next Door
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
:rotf: