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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on March 20, 2008, 08:51:26 PM
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I work with a guy named Dung, that is his first name... I told him he really must change it. I asked if he had a middle name he could go by, he doesn't, if he did, it would probably be Crap or Shite...
I've been trying to be an adult and not give him shit about it, but, the boss calls him poop, so, my resistance is flagging...
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Kind of a career limiting moniker when your boss calls him Poop. I take it he is Asian.
How about giving him a nickname like "D"... I'm just grasping! Hope it works out for the turd. :lmao:
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He's a good guy, too, just stuck with a crappy name...
yes, he's Hmong.
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Call him Doug. That's my older brother's name. He's full of sh*t too.
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I used to have to work with an IT guy who was named "Wing" I used to say I was "driving Wing Nuts" :lmao:
I slay me
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I used to have to work with an IT guy who was named "Wing" I used to say I was "driving Wing Nuts" :lmao:
I slay me
Did you do him? I'm kidding!
Go take the new quiz in the lounge! Turns out I am half-cocked. :uhsure:
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There are also two guys named Tou, one of whom came to work with a shirt that had a big 3 on it, and a guy named Sou, (boy named Sue!!!)
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Call him Doug. That's my older brother's name. He's full of sh*t too.
:rotf:
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^ this thread has me lmao too for some crazy reason! :rotf:
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Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing" :rotf:
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Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing" :rotf:
Back when my youngest boy was in middle school he had a friend who was an exchange student from Brazil. His last name was ****. I kid you not. The school listed him as Fock.
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Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing" :rotf:
Back when my youngest boy was in middle school he had a friend who was an exchange student from Brazil. His last name was ****. I kid you not. The school listed him as Fock.
Please please prove it
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Call him Doug. That's my older brother's name. He's full of sh*t too.
Bitch slap for that.
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Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing" :rotf:
Back when my youngest boy was in middle school he had a friend who was an exchange student from Brazil. His last name was ****. I kid you not. The school listed him as Fock.
Please please prove it
People really have names like that. I've got a friend whose wife is named Suparmart. Her maiden name, now I don't know the correct spelling, was pronounced "vaginarot".
So before they got married her name was Suparmart Vaginarot.
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Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing" :rotf:
Back when my youngest boy was in middle school he had a friend who was an exchange student from Brazil. His last name was ****. I kid you not. The school listed him as Fock.
Please please prove it
People really have names like that. I've got a friend whose wife is named Suparmart. Her maiden name, now I don't know the correct spelling, was pronounced "vaginarot".
So before they got married her name was Suparmart Vaginarot.
I'd be afraid to sleep with a girl named Vaginarot. It might leed to cockrot.
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Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing" :rotf:
Back when my youngest boy was in middle school he had a friend who was an exchange student from Brazil. His last name was ****. I kid you not. The school listed him as Fock.
Please please prove it
That was 15 years ago. You'll have to take my word about it. I'm not known to lie to anyone but God. No one else is that important.
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Hey, I told my husband about this thread...and he said that there used to be a guy where he works named "Fuxing" :rotf:
Back when my youngest boy was in middle school he had a friend who was an exchange student from Brazil. His last name was ****. I kid you not. The school listed him as Fock.
Please please prove it
H5 amigo.
Anyone who doesn't understand that sounds are different between languages doesn't really get the global world.
That was 15 years ago. You'll have to take my word about it. I'm not known to lie to anyone but God. No one else is that important.
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When I got to work last night, they were paging someone over the PA.
Pao Pao, naturally, what I heard was POW! POW!
Either a gunfight or Batman...
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The tall, thin, blue eyed blonde, school psychologist's name is Aryn... Her parents were ****ing NAZI's! They named their kid ARYAN and dropped the second "A"...
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The Pharmacist at the local Wal Mart, his name is Hash.
The DRUGGISTS NAME IS HASH!
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"Whats brown and sounds like a bell?"
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Sounds like your boss is well on the way to bringing home the losing end of a quarter-million dollar lawsuit to the company.