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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on June 16, 2010, 06:42:01 AM
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Anri Suzuki, 24, from Tokyo - has a doctorate in Sino-Japanese history, but said she had specialised in studying the Japanese invasion of China and was ashamed by what her countrymen had done.
She said: "We have to respect the lessons of history and although we cannot obliterate it we can try and make recompense.
"I want to cure the wounds of China with my body, and I offer to do this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan."
"I think it would be a symbolic compensation for them," she added.
So guys, how Chinese are you feeling today? (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/831224-teacher-wants-sex-with-students-to-say-sorry-for-japanese-invasion)
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/16/article-1276682623807-0A0ECC67000005DC-544653_223x335.jpg)
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Can you say sloppy 458,372,685ths.....think I would pass on the offer.
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Can you say sloppy 458,372,685ths.....think I would pass on the offer.
OMG! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I demand an apology for Pearl Harbor and Bataan!
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Reminds me of the girl in the bar who said she loved Jewish cowboys, so I introduced myself as Bucky Goldberg.
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Reminds me of the girl in the bar who said she loved Jewish cowboys, so I introduced myself as Bucky Goldberg.
I admit there are times when I do crave a little Mexican, -------------Taco Bell.
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That was originally posted on a satire news site, similar to The Onion. She's actually a porn star. I think it's hilarious how many arguably major news sites have picked it up though :lmao:
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So guys, how Chinese are you feeling today? (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/831224-teacher-wants-sex-with-students-to-say-sorry-for-japanese-invasion)
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/16/article-1276682623807-0A0ECC67000005DC-544653_223x335.jpg)
I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
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I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
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I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
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No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That's why I'm turning Japanese
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I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
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I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
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I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
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I really think so
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I really think so
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No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
That's why I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
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I really think so
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I really think so
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I just heard that song not two days ago. Can't remember who did it.
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I just heard that song not two days ago. Can't remember who did it.
That would be The Vapors (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vapors). I actually had both of their albums (tapes) and their first, New Clear Days, was actually quite good.
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I admit there are times when I do crave a little Mexican, -------------Taco Bell.
I was gonna say something snarky, but I realized that to ya'll up here, Taco Bell is Mexican. Sadly, ya'll think Margarita's is good Mexican food as well.
In that respect, you have my sympathies.